Week 17 Press Release Championship Edition

"If you listen carefully enough, the past whispers to you." Albus Dumbledore. 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: January 2, 2022

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Foster Moreau

FLEX: Antonio Brown

K: Evan McPherson

DEF: Chicago

There was once a dream that was TPD. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. In 2016, TPD captured the first dream, and his dreaming ways have continued ever since. Championships in 2017, and 2018 coronated a 3peat, and a golden bust, etched in stone for eternity. The poor circumstance of the past long forgotten, TPD now resides in the halls of the great kings of old, clenched at the pinnacle of his profession. The top dog now gets a chance to roar again. The horns of TPD shall sound in the deep once more. Let this be the hour when TPD fans draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. It's championship week, and TPD is going for the pinky ring. What a way to start the new calendar year. 

TPD's sensational season continued in the first round of the playoffs. He scored a semi-finals record 168 points, securing his 4th championship appearance out of the last 6 seasons. History is calling to him once more. The greatest draft in human history is set to become the greatest team in history if they can finish the quest and grasp hold of the illustrious MFFL championship trophy. Each game played in the MFFL is sacred to TPD. He is always grateful for as many meaningful games he can play each season. He has gone all the way this year, and what a ride it has been. 

The starting lineup will remain much the same. The sheer volume of firepower this lineup possesses is truly extraordinary, and unprecedented. Kupp, Taylor, and Allen still remain the top 3 scorers in all of fantasy football, while Adams checks in at #7. Truly amazing. As if this dominant force of nature couldn't get any scarier, the match-ups this week are all spectacular. TPD is putting his best foot forward at the best time. Allen is at home against a lifeless Falcons. Kupp is on the road against an injury riddled Ravens secondary. Adams is at home at night against the team he has owned his whole career, the Vikings. Taylor is at home against the terrible run stopping Raiders, and he gets his O-line boys back. The fearsome foursome will finish all of their truly special seasons with a bang, and the rest of the lineup will do their part. TPD wishes there were words to describe how appreciative he is to all the players who have dawned the TPD colors this year, but words fall short when players play this well, for this long. He has experienced something truly magical, and it is because of them, and their magical seasons. 

There are still lineup decisions to be made. I mean of course there are. It wouldn't be a TPD match-up without negative circumstance popping up somewhere. Cook is without his starting QB, which will make TPD pause before immediately inserting him into the lineup. Pitts will likely hit the bench, playing a tough team on the road. Brown may be forced to leave the flex, after tweaking his ankle injury. Guys like Moreau, Penny, and Higgins may all be relied upon before the end. Mcpherson will continue to start for TPD at kicker, as he is the most underrated kicking commodity in fantasy, and Chicago defense may be poised to make a start at home, with 30mph winds, against a back-up QB. Though Seattle has a great match-up against a back-up QB too. It all comes down to this. TPD's league best gameday managing skills will be put to the test once again. He has aced it before, and he will ace it again. He knows no fear and gives no F's. He is battle hardened and singularly prepared for this moment. He will again make what seems impossible yesterday, a reality for tomorrow. 

Always making the impossible possible is the NASTY from Dynasty. This season, its ear piercing roar has been louder than any time before. It comes for all and cares little about whats left in its wake. It's a kings roar. One built from scares of its past. Molded by heartache and hard lessons. Now golden and chrome, its see flow of shimmering nastiness will encase the field of The Field House. Its coronation arrives once more. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. Shine on TPD, you shine on. All light is sacred to the Eldar, but the wood elves love best the light of the stars. What was once a cold light to TPD, remote and far away, it is now memory, precise and pure. TPD has walked there and seen the world fall away and the white light forever fill the air. This embattled dreamer, propelled by nostalgia and reverence, will extend a hand towards glory filled skies, grabbing hold of the sweetest of fruits, his 4th MFFL championship. 

Player Profile:

This week will cement Cooper Kupp, Jonathan Taylor, and Josh Allen as TPD legends, and their highlights will fill the reverence halls for all time, golden and remembered with rich nostalgia and smiled peace. Adams has a chance to become a TPD hall of famer. All are the player profile. All are legendary. Their efforts will be etched in history forever. What a NASTY tale indeed.

Week 16 Press Release Playoff Edition

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: December 25, 2021

Time: 4:30pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Alexander Mattison

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Antonio Brown

K: Evan McPherson

DEF: Seattle

The King is back. TPD is back in the playoffs again. The unquestioned top dog in the illustrious MFFL  returns to the final four, this time with the momentum of a truly unprecedented season carrying him. 2226 points scored. 1986 points scored against. Seven game winning streak to close the season. Entering the playoffs, TPD has the 3 top scoring players in all of fantasy, all of whom were drafted by TPD back in august. The league's best draft ever, could become the league's best team ever, were TPD to finish it out with two more victories. But just as a golden coronation ceremony was set to begin preparations, an old friend decided to pay TPD a visit, poor circumstance. 

TPD checked his alerts with horror as two starters for this week's playoff game were placed on the covid list within 20 minutes of each other. Taysom Hill and Dalvin Cook will both miss this week's game. It was a chilling reminder of what the playoffs are all about. It is a beast unlike anything anyone witnesses in the regular season, and if not respected, will devour you before you even have a chance to relax come Sunday. TPD has felt its cold sting before. It's what hardened this manager into a champion. And now that it returns, TPD welcomes it with a smile reserved for an old friend. If this is what it must take, then so shall it be. TPD will unleash his full arsenal of managerial skills this playoff season, and once again prove how no circumstances anymore can hold this team down. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. A golden dreamer, reaching once more towards glory filled skies. The TPD horns will sound in the deep all the clearer. Your true king has returned, and his thrown awaits his embattled, stone etched, and golden body. 

While Allen is the likely starter, as he is the current top QB in fantasy, TPD knows not to mess with awful match-ups in the playoffs. That leaves the door open for the unlikeliest of heros, Tyler Huntley. He is currently starting for the injured Jackson in Baltimore, and his performance last week was scintillating. Huntley has the wheels and the arm to lay down one NASTY performance come Sunday, but Allen gives zero F's. He will fight all week to remain TPD's leader. Davante is set to start TPD's playoffs, playing his game at 4:30pm on Christmas Saturday. His initial explosion will set the stage for TPD's championship run. Now that Cooper Kupp's regular season is officially in the books, it is time to write the book of his 2021 dominance. This 2021 TPD 4th rounder was a high valued target of TPD all offseason, frequently slotting into TPD's team in the 4th round of mocks. It is a season that will be remembered forever, but one with yet an unwritten ending. He is chasing history in the NFL, and if he captures it, his reach will bring back with it an MFFL championship. Everything that was just said about Kupp, can be copied and pasted for Taylor. TPD said in Taylor's player profile weeks ago that he was set to become the league's best RB, and the story has played out just as he planned. What a season it has been for those two. Their highlights for reverence will be some of the best ever, and watched for decades to come. Mattison is tasked with filling Cook's shoes yet again. He is game, and will not disappoint. The league's best fantasy handcuff will shine on once more. Brown's shenanigans have paused for a brief time, allowing him to be inserted into TPD's starting lineup. With Evans and Godwin both out, Brown is set to be a bonafided WR1 this week. What a power FA addition he will make, one in a long line of TPD history. Marquise Goodwin anyone? Pitts will have his best game in weeks, playing against the lowly Lions defense. McPherson will bang 50 yarders all day, while Seattle will continue to produce, just as the have from the second TPD made them full time starters. 

The NASTY has eaten nothing but the finest of meats all season, savoring every last bite. Its roar come Saturday will wake the echoes of legendary TPD teams, players, and performances from his storied golden history. Banners will be flown and skills will be drawn. The shine that has emanated from this team all season will explode. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Player Profile: Davante Adams

Adams has been crushing lately, as is customary. Playing the Browns at home on Christmas is what people in the biz call a smash spot. He will put on a show for all the little girls and boys. He'll slide down the chimney with NASTY toys and tricks, eating all the browns cookies and milk. What a ho ho ho NASTY performance. One fit for jolly man with magical powers.  

Week 15 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: December 19, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Rashaad Penny

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Seattle

Once again, TPD's dominance was on full display last week. Their opponent, like most all previous TPD opponents this season, came to play, scoring 182 points. But TPD was ready. He laid down 202 points, securing yet another dominate victory against a game opponent. TPD's stellar squad of furious renegades just continues to demolish everything in their path. It is in all likelihood the most dominate team ever. TPD broke his, and league, previous regular season points record, scoring 2083 points in 14 games this season. Adding the the additional 15th game this season will obviously allow TPD to blow the record out of the water. He is also going to break the all time most difficult season schedule record. Crazy. There is only one more week remaining before the playoffs. He has been ready all season, and will continue to be. 

The lineup this week features the usual suspects, but it is the last week in which TPD does not have to stress about his starting lineup. Next week presents a brand new challenge. TPD's lineup decisions will carry the utmost importance. He will use this week to keep a close eye on everyone, as he develops the best postseason lineup. This team has scored over 170 points four times this season, and last week was their best performance yet, scoring over 200 points for the third time in his illustrious career. What's crazy is that, for how dominate their starting lineup is, TPD may have the best bench too. He has crafted it all season, and the pieces have really come together perfectly. He has two stud WRs on the bench in Higgins and Williams, while his RB depth is perhaps the strongest in the league, as Williams, Gordon, and Penny are all strong plays if needed. Taysom Hill is the best back up fantasy QB, and Seattle defense has played very well, even before their designed smash starts in the playoff weeks. But all of that pales in comparison to the dominance displayed by TPD's stars. Kupp and Taylor are the two highest scoring players in the league, while Allen is 4th. Adams is 11th, while Cook is coming into his stride. It's unbelievable. Every year there are players who lay down truly spectacular seasons, and TPD has multiple players doing that this season. One theme that arises in analyzing these previous seasons, is that typically those players of destiny do not slow down in pursuit of greatness. So TPD is hopeful he will avoided the dreaded fall off in play over the next three weeks. His chance to prove it looms soon. 

Always looming is the NASTY. Get ready for it's full force next week, but just like a week ago, TPD knows it's awesome might cannot be chained down even in a low stakes game. Scoring 202 points proved that. It will be proven again this week, and for the remainder. 

Player Profile: Rashaad Penny

Penny is no stranger to putting fantasy teams on his back when healthy. TPD jumped at the chance to sign him from free agency, for TPD foresees the upcoming explosion. Penny will be just like the RBs of the past, who exploded in playoff weeks, helpful teams to championships along the way. His health will remain intact for the finally stretch, and TPD will reap the benefits. What a NASTY conclusion to an already stellar season. Blow-up Penny, the time has arrived. 

Week 14 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: December 12, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Javonte Williams

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Tee Higgins

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Seattle

TPD has won the East Division. TPD has secured a playoff spot, and the top overall seed. This team of world ender's just continues to smash. They scored the most points of the week again, the seventh time this season. Words do little to explain how great this team has been. He is averaging 145 ppg, while still dealing with the league's most difficult schedule of 133 ppg. No team has been able to be this dominate, with that difficult of a schedule. TPD now has two weeks to get his playoff lineup to full speed. While stories are bound to be written about this team for years to come, those stories will seem less significant were TPD not able to close it out, and secure his fourth championship. It is a special team, that could become legendary, were they to win it all. 

TPD will likely tinker with the lineup this week, since his playoff positioning is already secured. Allen and Hill are two explosive QBs. Hill played well last week, while Allen suffered through some horrible weather. Allen has led this team all season, but if Hill continues to play well, then he'll likely get a chance to start in the playoffs, considering his closing schedule. Adams is back from bye, and ready to feast on the rest of the league, with the league's best WR, Cooper Kupp, at his side. Songs will be written about Kupp's 2021 season. Songs will also be written about Taylor's season, but this week he is on bye. Cook is likely to return to the lineup, but TPD hopes that down the stretch either Cook or Mattison takes the full reigns of this back field. The worst case scenario would be that Cook's beat up body splits time with Mattison down the stretch. Javonte Williams was a last minute start for TPD a week ago, and he scored 30 points. More on him later. Higgins and Williams will fight for the flex. TPD hopes at least one of them is available, as Higgins is injured, and Williams was a close contact, and is on the covid list. TPD needs to see Pitts play better, if he has any shot at starting in the playoffs. TPDs power move in picking up Logan Thomas paid off, but Thomas got hurt and is out for the year. Conklin was picked up after dropping Thomas, and he may get the start this week. TPD will explore all TE options on free agency. 

Always aware of all the options is the NASTY. Boy has it been NASTY this season. Some might say as NASTY as it's ever been. TPD will try his best to cage the beast during two low stacks weeks to finish the regular season, but his efforts will be in vein. The NASTY will roar all the same. 

Player Profile: Javonte Williams

Williams was finally given his chance last week due to Gordon's injury, and he did not disappoint. He did everything for Denver. He now gets a home match-up against the Lions. His momentum will continue. Williams is poised to have a beast end run, a la Taylor and Akers of last season. He's a special talent. Even if Gordon returns this week, Williams will likely play his way into a starting playoff role for TPD. What a NASTY way to finish a season.  

2021 MFFL Playoffs!

 

Week 13 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: December 5, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Cooper Kupp

WR: Mike Williams

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Alexander Mattison

TE: Logan Thomas

FLEX: Tee Higgins

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Seattle

TPD has won four straight games. He is one victory away from officially securing a playoff spot, his 8th in 10 seasons. He is also one win away from securing his 6th East Division title. Inarguably being the best draft ever, TPD's squad of world enders continues to pace the league week after week. He is averaging 143 ppg, while also dealing with the leagues most difficult schedule. This week he will be without Cook and Adams, but the standard is the standard. 

The lineup this week will feature some new faces, as TPD continues to mold his roster with the playoff weeks in mind. Allen will start at QB, but TPD will be paying close attention to Taysom Hill, who may end up getting a spot start for TPD late in the year due to a difficult match-up for Allen. Hill's case for such a coveted role starts tonight. Kupp's magical season continues onward and upward. What a year it has been for the greatest 4th round pick in league history. Taylor also continues his God like play, likely becoming the top overall pick in next years fantasy draft. TPD hopes Williams and Higgins can perform well stepping into starting roles. Logan Thomas gets the nod at TE, as Pitts has been blanketed by every defense, ever since Ridley left the team. TPD targeted Thomas on free agency, and out bid other playoff contenders for his services. It was a power play, and one that will pay off big down the stretch. Seattle has been playing great on defense, and TPD has big goals in mind for them when looking at their late season schedule. 

Always having big plans is the NASTY. With only one win needed, out of three remaining games, to secure another Eastern division crown, you know the NASTY is pulling with all it's might to break free of its mid week chains. It may be short handed this week, but the results will be the same. The standard is the standard. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. TPD's dominance shines on. 

Player Profile: Alexander Mattison

Mattison has already proved his skill this season when Cook missed time early in the year. He is the league's best handcuff, and he has actually out dueled Cook this season when given the opportunity. There will be no stopping him on Sunday. His time has come. He will aid TPD in his pursuits of a playoff spot and division title. Mattison is about to eat up one NASTY good match-up. 

Week 12 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: November 28, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Elijah Moore

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Houston

TPD won again last week, putting up 172 points in the process. He has now won 6 of his last 7 games of this special season. 1st in points, 1st in the standings, and oh btw, still 1st in league's toughest schedule. Last week's continued dominance came from the feet of Jonathan Taylor, who scored five touchdowns and an absurd 57 points. TPD made Taylor his player profile a few weeks ago, stating that Taylor would out duel Henry that day, and become the league's top back. Once again, TPD's prophesizing has come true. He has been hitting on all cylinders as a manager this season, and once again has proved his expertise and knowledge of the game, separating himself from the pack. 

This week TPD will have Allen going on Thanksgiving night. Allen and the Bills have been off lately, but he remains in the top 3 of overall QB points. Playing in the high scoring environment of the Superdome, expect fireworks from this MVP candidate. Adams finally played well for TPD last week, and there is plenty more where that came from. League terrorizer Cooper Kupp is back from bye, ready pick up where he left off. Cook has been a steady influence, while Taylor has become the best RB and fantasy RB in the entire league. Pitts returns to the lineup after being benched in a tough match-up last week. What more can be said about this super team. All of them were drafted by TPD outside of Adams. What a job by him. He will watch closely and enjoy the continued success, while also not resting on his laurels, knowing that dominate regular season teams tend to fade down the stretch. He will mold the perfect late season lineup, regardless of the name residing in whatever starting slot. 

Always residing in the starting slot is the NASTY. It rarely roars harder than on Thanksgiving. When TPD's opponent sits down for dinner, and asks for someone to pass the bowl of mash potatoes, they will look down with horror as a giant bowl of NASTY is laid in front of them. Like a child forced to eat their vegetables, they will not be allowed to leave until they have painfully swallowed every last NASTY bite. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. 

Player Profile: Elijah Moore

TPD was high on Moore to start the season, but he has been on free agency for much of the year, falling prey to typical rookie slow play. What is also typical of rookies is their improved performance down the stretch of seasons, and Moore is doing just that. His speed is something to be hold, and he will light it on Sunday, become yet another dangerous cog in the TPD machine, ready to be unleashed on terrified would be challengers. Stake your claim to TPD's team Moore, your NASTY career begins now.

Week 11 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: November 21, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Mike Williams

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Dan Arnold

FLEX: Tee Higgins

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Cleveland

TPD won again last week, giving them a (7-3) overall record as he remains atop the MFFL standings. TPD's special season, led by special performances from multiple players, continues to shine on. He now has a two game lead over everyone else in the league. With five games remaining in the regular season, TPD is hoping to continue the momentum, with the goal of securing a playoff spot early, giving him the chance to build the best playoff roster possible. But none of that matters right now. The goals remain the same. The standard is the standard. This week presents difficult challenges due to bye weeks and tough match-ups. It is another opportunity for TPD to prove his worth as a gameday manager. 

Allen will look to keep it rolling in a tough match-up. TPD picked up Fields from free agency, which he believes is a sneaky good move for a player ready to beast down the stretch, but this is Allen's team, and even in a tough match-up, he'll prove he is the best fantasy QB in the league. Adams has yet to get it rolling as a member of TPD, but it's only a matter of time. This week would be the perfect week for him to blow up, as TPD is without Kupp, who is on bye. Williams is destined to blow up soon as well. This week against a depleted Steelers secondary is the exact spot to do it. Even in tough match-ups for Cook and Taylor, their feature back statuses make them must starts no matter what. Pitts will be on the bench this week. He is playing the Patriots on Thursday, and something tells TPD that Pitts is the one man that the defense will focus all their attention to and try to stop. That means that Arnold gets a spot start this week. If he performs well, he may stay on TD's roster as late season TE insurance. Such things are crucial this time of year. 

Always crucial to the success of TPD is the NASTY. It's been in full force this season, like so many times before. Being back home only strengthens the might. Look for the NASTY from Dynasty to destroy everything in its path on Sunday, leaving nothing but shards of debris in its wake. 

Player Profile: Tee Higgins

Higgins has been playing well for TPD. His numbers are impressive considering he hasn't scored a touchdown in many weeks. He has become a great ppr option. He, like TPD's other WRs this week, is destined to reach the endzone. The time is now for him to lay down one NASTY performance. The name's Higgins, not Tattoo. 

Week 10 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 14, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Mike Williams

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Indianapolis

TPD bounced back last week, scoring the most points in the league for a 4th time this season. He continues to pace the pack in terms of points scored, while also navigating through a ridiculously difficult schedule. Even with all the points he has scored this season, his points against is still higher. It speaks to how good this team is, and how dominate they have been all season. As the trade deadline approaches, TPD is putting the finishing touches on his roster, readying them for a late season push. 

The lineup this week looks as intimidating as ever. TPD is watching closely, as Dalvin works through his legal issues. TPD hates starting a player that could be an abuser, but with such little facts in the case right now, and that fact that the Vikings plan on playing him, TPD has no choice but to play him as well. Allen looks to bounce back after one of his worst games as a pro. Adams will look to finally getting it going as a member of TPD. Cooper Kupp. Taylor looks to continue his dominance, as he may be the overall RB1 for the rest of this season. Pitts aims to bounce back after an average performance. Mike Williams will be discussed below. The lineup has been dominant all year. TPD had his best draft ever, and the results have been unprecedented. He was patient with players like Allen, Taylor, and Pitts, and his patience has paid off. It is a lineup built for one purpose, to destroy the MFFL world of men, again. 

Always setting new precedents is the NASTY. It's been one of its most NASTYiest's this season. It has another week on the road before returning to the friendly confines of TPD Field House. Look for it to roar on Sunday. A full roar, as TPD horns sound in the deep. 

Player Profile: Mike Williams

Williams is on a cold spell, but that is all about to change this week. Poor circumstance and a nagging injury as led to his poor play, but his schedule will soon move away from it's toughest stretch, and his skills are ready to be on full blast. Look for Williams to return to his WR1 play this week. He will become the most dangerous flex player in the league over the second half of the season and through the playoffs. Late onset NASTY! Do your thing Mike. 

Week 9 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: November 7, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Mike Williams

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: New England

TPD needs to respond after a heartbreaking loss a week ago by one point. He made the wrong flex decision, which cost him the game. Adams being out also hurt, as Sanders scored zero points as his replacement. Sanders has since been traded. No one scores zero in TPD's lineup and lives to tell the tale, even if Sanders was a beloved free agent acquisition. TPD can take pride in the fact that this is the first game this year in which he himself has limited his ability to win. This rare event is not likely to happen much more moving forward. 

TPD again made trades this week, trying to fill out the roster to his liking before the trade deadline and readying his team for the long haul. Mike Williams comes over to TPD after a bad month of play. TPD hopes Williams can recapture the magic he displayed earlier in the season. Allen has continued his MVP pace, and this week is TPD player profile. Adams has yet to be cleared from covid, and Rodgers is out. It would be hard to bench Adams if cleared, as he is playing a bad defense, but TPD has done stranger things, and has had success doing so. Kupp's amazing season has continued. He is approaching legendary TPD status. If he continues this momentum, he will go down as a TPD guy in history, being a player forever linked to this franchise. Cook is looking to get back to being an elite player, something TPD expects to happen this week. His seven point performance a week ago was a huge let down, and it cost the team a chance at victory. Taylor has been lighting it up, and now he plays a bad team on Thursday at home. He needs to get the week off right for TPD. Pitts is off a bad game, but is destined to play better. Tyler Bass now becomes TPD's kicker for the rest of the season. It was a risky move picking up the kicker on the team in which TPD's QB plays for, but TPD feels this move is a power play, and they will both continue their amazing play this season. 

Always an amazing play is the NASTY. It will bite back this week and return to victory row. It's fuel down the stretch will lead TPD to starry filed skies. 

Player Profile: Josh Allen

TPD knew he got a steal in the 5th round, but Allen's play has fully solidified it. Allen's play reminds those of TPD's 2013 and 2014 teams, in which he got league MVPs Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers in the 3rd round both years. Those two teams were two of the greatest ever, and with Allen leading this 2021 squad, they could go down in history right next to them. The difference being that Allen will help TPD win a ship, something those two QBs couldn't do during those season. Win MVP Allen, and secure another Championship for TPD in the process. King status NASTY. 

Week 8 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: October 31, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Cooper Kupp

WR: Emmanuel Sanders

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Darrel Williams

K: Younghoe Koo

DEF: Los Angeles (C)

TPD won his third straight game a week ago. Bye weeks galore could not prevent TPD from tasting sweet victory. Over his last three games, he is averaging 173 points per game. Truly staggering numbers. He is first in the standings and first in points, all while having the most difficult schedule in the league. It's been a special season so far. One TPD hopes to continue to be special for the long haul.

This week he must deal with Adams being out due to covid, which is a huge loss. Stepping into the fold will likely be Sanders, coming back from bye. But don't sleep on Higgins getting a start at flex, after TPD traded for him mid week. Allen is back from bye and ready to rock per usual. He's been the best fantasy QB throughout the first half of the season, and could be on his way to his first NFL MVP honors. Cooper Kupp, what else is there to say. He's having a remarkable season. TPD did his homework on that guy. Cook is back from bye and ready to eat at home against the Cowboys. Look for Dalvin to have his best week of the season. Taylor has been destroying teams, more on him below. Pitts is proving to everyone why TPD drafted him. He's simply a freak playing the TE position. Williams will likely draw the start at flex, though as mentioned previously Higgins is vying for that spot as well. Even for his lofty standards, TPD is playing at a level even he may not have known previously. Simply stunning. Year after year he finds new ways to prove his dominance. 

Always dominant is the NASTY from Dynasty. It has been extra NASTY this season, guiding TPD to beastly territories.  After a year, last season, in which ridiculous circumstance held him back, the NASTY is letting no such thing happen again this year. Even though the difficult circumstances have remained, TPD has fought on, molded by the scars of his past, and ever diligent to be the best form of what a manager can be. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Player Profile: Jonathan Taylor

Taylor is proving to everyone what makes him so special. He is a rare blend of size and speed, and he is quickly taking over the NFL as one of its premier RBs. TPD's faith in him has been rewarded. This week he is back home, and ready to do battle against Derrick Henry of the Titans. Taylor will out duel his counter part, and set the tone for one NASTY rest of the season for this young stud. Take the thrown Taylor, you are the King now. 

Week 7 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Date: October 24, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:

QB: Derek Carr

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Darrel Williams

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Henry Ruggs III

K: Matt Prater

DEF: Arizona

On the heels of scoring 175 last week, and 190 the week before, TPD has catapulted to the top of the MFFL standings. The squad is scorching earth, and laying down one dominate performance after another. Quintessential TPD. More impressive is the fact that once again TPD's opponent last week came to play, scoring 164 points. That makes a league average against TPD of 153 ppg this season. Were it to continue, TPD would obliterate the all time hardest schedule in a single season record. That is one record TPD does not want to carry. His poor circumstance is as bad as ever, but his perpetual dominance is as dazzling as ever. TPD came to play this season, like always as before. 

The starting lineup this week is littered with new faces due to many byes. It is a rag tag group designed for one purpose, to continue TPD's dominance. While expectations must be lowered, the standard remains the standard. Carr and Ruggs form one explosive stack. Adams is destined to explode at home against a poor opponent. Kupp continues to be one of the best players in all of fantasy, and one of TPD's best draft picks of all time. Taylor has crushed each of the last two weeks, and is settling in as an every week RB1. Williams gets the spot start, more on him later. Pitts is back from bye and ready to tear up the league. 

Always tearing up the league is the NASTY. It has been operating at full capacity this season, with its sights set on the horizon. It comes for all, devours all, slays all, and is all awesome might. Quake with fear ye mortal fools, the NASTY comes for you. 

Player Profile: Darrel Williams

TPD has kept faith in Williams all season, and last week proved why. Williams took KC's starting RB job and ran with it. A few more performances like that, and the job will remain his for the rest of the season. This week will be one NASTY performance in pursuit of that. Look for Williams to lead this rag tag group of bye week starters into the promise land. Gameday managing at its finest, such a NASTY spot start. 

Week 6 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: October 17, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Ricky Seals-Jones

FLEX: Emmanuel Sanders

K: Dustin Hopkins

DEF: Miami

Guess who's back back, back, back again, gin, gin, Davante's back, back, back, tell a friend. TPD traded for the best WR in football last season directly following the draft. The results were spectacular. Adams was an absolute freak. This season, Adam's has picked up where he left off, and TPD couldn't wait any longer to try and make a move for him. Once again TPD has made moves no others could even dare to dream of. He acquires skill and talent all year, and then strikes when most opportunistic to get the big fish. Once again TPD has a WR unit featuring two players in the top 5 of the position, something he does every year. It is officially go time. 

Last week TPD foretold the upcoming onslaught and spike in play. He used two WRs going on Thursday Night as a catalyst to kick start the team's engines, like he had done previously. Well it worked. He scored a mind numbing 190 points last week, the five time he has scored 190 points, or more, in a game in team history. His faith in his draft has paid off. Allen, Pitts, and Taylor have started to play to the level at which TPD knew they could. He now has the 2nd most points in the league, and the most formidable lineup in the league, like he has done so many times before, including last season. This season's record results will be much better. Teams are still averaging 151 points per game against him, which is nuts. But the king is back, he never truly left. 

This week is rivalry week, and TPD aims to put on another show. The lineup is fierce, and TPD is happy with his bye week and streaming decisions, looking to prove once again he is the best at gameday managing. 

Always the best is the NASTY. It secured its first road win last week and now comes home to maintain its undefeated home record. TPD Field House is calling, and the NASTY must answer. 

Player Profile: Davante Adams

There could be no one else. TPD's team captain from last season is back, ready to finish what he started. Last season left a sour taste in Adam's mouth, but now he has the chance to make it all go away. Look for Adams to once again be peppered with targets and production. TPD understands the injury risk, but he cares not. This is the last dance for Rodgers and Adams in Green Bay. They will dismantle their opponents all season. Beast time Adams, what a NASTY acquisition. 

Week 5 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: October 10, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: The Coop

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: DK Metcalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: A.J. Brown

K: Younghoe Koo

DEF: New England

TPD must rebound quickly for a big eastern division clash in week 5. The team took a week off last time out, but they'll turn the lights back on this week. TPD is faced with the crazy scenario of his two star WRs playing against one another on Thursday night. How fitting a scenario, for this has happened before. Entering week 9 of 2016, TPD was reeling. Much like this season, the team was good, but horrible circumstances were holding him back. Years of bad luck were taking its toll on TPD, and he needed a spark in order to keep the focus. That week placed Mike Evans vs Julio Jones on Thursday Night. TPD wrote in his player profile how Evans had to be the spark, and lead this team through the darkness. A tough ask, considering Thursday Nights had long been horrible to TPD. TPD's requests were answered, and the rest is history. Evans and Julio balled out, changing the course of TPD's season, and helping him when his first of three straight championships. And now, history repeats itself. 

TPD is once again getting owned by the fantasy gods. Teams are averaging a ridiculous 155 ppg against him in 2021. If it continues, TPD will face the same fate he faced a year ago. But that all changes now, for the stars are aligning once more. DK and Kupp are going to light it up on Thursday. They, like the two WRs before them, will change the course of the season, and set their sights on the horizon. TPD's time has come, and he will devastate all. 

Helping matters will be Josh Allen. He will put on a show against the Chiefs on Sunday. Cook and Taylor will do it all, while Pitts will visit the endzone for the first time this season. Call all banners. Sound in the deep horns of TPD. Your franchise is calling, will you answer the call? The NASTY will finally break free of its chains. Its full force will be felt, starting on Thursday. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Player Profile: Cooper Kupp

Kupp is having a special season. One TPD foretold, and one that will live in the pages, and highlights, of TPD's reverenced history books. He and Metcalf will exchange haymakers series after series. TPD's comin up, and he wants the world to know. Kupp is bout to go off. A NASTY TPD re-entrance is comin. 

Week 4 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy 

Date: October 3, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: DK Metcalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Allen Robinson

K: Harrison Butker

DEF: New Orleans

TPD's two game home stint was a successful one, securing two definitive victories. He now goes on the road for two games. The team has been playing well, but there is still room for improvement. At least for three weeks, he has avoided a dreaded slow start, but he must keep his sights set on the horizon, a (2-1) start means little. 

Josh Allen finally played at a MVP level last week, and TPD hopes the momentum continues this week, playing at home against a weak opponent. Cooper Kupp has been the best WR in football. TPD predicted a possible reverence highlights type season, and so far it has been true. Metcalf had his best game last week. Cook looks likely to return from injury, while Taylor gets a weak run defense to hopefully right the ship after a slow start. TPD has to start seeing better production out of Pitts, or else he will look to make a move at the TE position. Robinson comes over via trade, and TPD has more to say about him in the player profile. New Orleans makes the spot start, returning home after the hurricane displaced them. That crowd will be crazy, and the defense will use the energy to put up big numbers for TPD. 

Always using unrelenting energy against its opponents is the NASTY. It enjoyed home cooking each of the last two weeks, but it now must carry that comfortability on the road. At stake for TPD is a (3-1) start. A stark contrast to the (1-3) start of last season. Like TPD has done so many times before, he is putting the pain of the past behind him, and laying the ground work for a special season. This week will further cement that. 

Player profile: Allen Robinson

ARob has been a major bust to start this season, but TPD is hoping he bought low on a player right before an explosion. Changes to the offensive playing calling could be a huge boost to this team and to Robinson himself. Playing against the lowly Lions, expect Robinson to play his best game of the season. ARob will also want to put on a show, now dawning the TPD colors. Show out Robinson, put on one NASTY performance. Prove once again why TPD is the best manager in the league. Mattison did it last week, and now, it is your turn. 

Week 3 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Baker's Chubbin'

Date: September 26, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: DK Metcalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Courtland Sutton

K: Harrison Butker

DEF: New England

TPD scored a crucial victory last week, hanging on, as his opponent delivered a late onslaught. Through the first few weeks of the season, TPD has the toughest schedule. His poor circumstance that has followed him for years, is laying it on extra thick to start this season. He hopes to get bigger performances from his studs, in order to overcome the difficulties. TPD is ready for such things, always ready. He is battle hardened. For this you know. 

Entering Week 3 he needs to see better production from Josh Allen. Even in a tough match-up against Washington, TPD feels a big came coming from Allen this week, silencing the doubters. Cooper Kupp has been amazing. TPD targeted him all offseason, and now everyone knows why. Kupp has a chance to have a special season, which could be one that TPD enters into the reverence hall of fame highlights. Metcalf is itching to explode. The signs point to that happening very soon. Cook and Taylor have been fine, but have yet to be the 1st and 2nd round picks TPD hoped for. His patience with them will pay off, even if Cook is banged up entering this week. Pitts proved last week his potential, and he will only get better. Sutton has been better than expected so far this season, and TPD puts faith in him this week, slotting him into his flex.  As was the case last week, TPD still has a lot of explosion left in the tanks, this week could be the unleashing. 

Always unleashing is the NASTY. It marked its territory at TPD Field House last week, and will do so again this week. The Field House is the toughest place to play in the MFFL, and the NASTY is the reason why. Straight gorged. 

Player Profile: DK Metcalf

It is finally time. He has sat back and watched Lockett explode over the first two weeks, but now it is his turn. Metcalf is so overdue it isn't even funny. He will light it up on Sunday, and prove he is the #1 WR TPD drafted. His stats on Sunday will be just as shredded as his physique. Pure beast NASTY. 

Week 2 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo 

Date: September 19, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: DK MetCalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Miles Sanders

K: Harrison Butker

DEF: New England

TPD performed fine in week 1 but ended up with the loss, after his opponent scored a week 1 record 182 points. There isn't much to do against such an onslaught. TPD will keep his focus and heading on the horizon. But, this isn't a man that takes losing lightly, and he once again was active during the week following a loss, making many moves in an effort to change it up and improve.

The biggest move came in the acquisition of Miles Sanders. Sanders was excellent in week one, and showed everyone that his talent has never been in question. If Philly continues to lengthen the leash on him, there is no telling how good he could be. TPD may have just acquired a RB1, right before his ascension, meaning at a discount. Allen played fine against the best defense in the league last week, but TPD needs him to be the player TPD hoped he'd get when drafting him, which is an elite QB play. Metcalf and Kupp performed well, and both have the feel of players ready to make scoring as WR1's a consistent theme. This week will help determine their trajectory. Cook and Taylor were as advertised in week 1, but both have a lot left in the tank. Pitts ran many a route last week, but the box score did not reflect it. Look for him to have a better week 2, even in a tough match-up. TPD also hopes to get more stellar performances out of his bench this week. He made some sneaky moves this week, picking up players discarded by others teams, he feels too early. Time will tell, but TPD knows what he's doing. 

Always knowing what they are doing is the NASTY. Playing at home, in front of fans, for the first time since two seasons ago, the NASTY will finally be free to display its full power and awesomeness. Welcome home NASTY, would be rulers stand no chance. 

Player Profile: Miles Sanders

Sanders has never been a TPD player previously. His coaching staff has always limited his potential by running a committee. But TPD is putting faith in him, and Sanders will return the favor. Look for him to have perhaps his best game as a pro on Sunday, setting the stage for one juggernaut of a TPD RB core. Potential RB1 in the flex?, value NASTY!

Week 1 Press Release 2021

The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: September 12, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tight Grip Palace

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: D.K. Metcalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Marquez Callaway

K: Harrison Butker

DEF: New England

TPD is back baby! 2021 promises to be a special season, evidenced by his stellar 2021 MFFL draft. TPD changed up everything this season, taking two RBs with his first two picks. Those two RBs just happen to be two of the best in the entire league. He then secured stud value WRs Metcalf and Kupp in the 3rd and 4th. Topping it all off, he stole Josh Allen in the 5th round and Kyle Pitts in the 7th. It is a squad designed for a single purpose, to destroy the likes of MFFL men. 

You can smell it in the air, feel it in the earth, football is back, and TPD has his best week 1 starting lineup ever. That is a scary thought. You know he is going to wheel and deal his way to a superstar lineup, and the weapons he already has at his disposal are lethal. TPD is bouncing back this year, he never truly left. The only thing that held him back was his quintessential bad circumstance. 

TPD is already in a hole. He lost Gus Edwards for the year, and watched as his week 1 opponent's #2 WR exploded for 40 points on Thursday night. Here we go again. TPD is so use to this, he hardly even bats an eye. Still, it is frustrating. If he had half of the good fortune others in the league have he'd hardly lose a game. You may hold him down for the briefest of moments, but never for long. He will endure, and fight back to secure a huge week 1 victory. His team will flex on Sunday, regardless of how much the fantasy world stacks against him. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Always shinning is the NASTY. It sparkled last season to a 3rd place point total, but the wins just wouldn't stack up. That all changes come Sunday, for the NASTY hunts all. It knows the score entering Sunday, and it cares not. Watch as it engulfs the field of Tight Grip Palace and takes with it all the would be TPD opposers. Just plain NASTY. The NASTY from Dynasty has been fueling TPD for years, and its force has been the most explosive in the league. It shall continue. 

Player Profile: Dalvin Cook

Not since Arian Foster in 2012, has TPD drafted such a high profile RB. Cook is a remarkable warrior, ready to have his best season while dawning the TPD colors. His week 1 match-up is prime for a smash spot. Much like Foster in 2012, Cook's weekly consistency will carrying TPD to heights once reached, and beyond. Like TPD, he is always stretching towards the sky, taking grasp of glory filled achievement. NASTY reach measurements. TPD 2021 begins now. You down with TPD? If you got beef then bring the ruckus, TPD ain't no one to mess with. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Shine on, 2021 style. 

No Matter the Circumstance, TPD's Dominance Shines On

 "Shine on, Abra Stone. You shine on."

Even during a season in which TPD missed the playoffs for only the 2nd time in league history, his dominance was as bright as ever. 

Entering 2020, TPD's run of excellence was crescendoing. He had won 3peat championships in 16, 17, and 18, and had been the best team in the league in 2019, going (12-2) in the regular season. There was nothing left for him to do, to prove he was the best. 2020 dared to put such a sentiment to the test. Even while scoring the 3rd most points in the league, (TPD has never finished below 4th in points scored), his record only amounted to (6-8), tying his worst regular season record of 2015. But while enduring such a difficult season, TPD's shine remained. 

Clear to everyone, was the fact that TPD had constructed once again the best lineup in the league. Headlined by Hill and Adams, TPD secured other high level playmakers like Herbert, McCaffrey, and Jacobs. No one wanted TPD to make the playoffs, for they knew what would happen if he did. Alas, it did not come to pass, in large part to CMC playing only one game for TPD after acquiring him via trade. TPD also had the league's 3rd toughest schedule, and his classic bad circumstance, that has followed him throughout his MFFL career. With all that said, last year proved something to everyone in the league. Regardless of TPD's record, his team is the most feared, every...single...week. His record does nothing to damage his shine. If TPD didn't have bad luck, he'd have no luck at all. Think about it. Even in his worst two seasons in the MFFL, he still had 6 wins in both, missing the playoffs by a single game both times. The poor circumstance, the difficult schedule, and the target squarely on his back, could only damage him to one game below (.500). It brings to mind the scene in The Avengers, when Thanos is amused by a single drop of his own blood, after Ironman unleashed every thing he had on him. 

TPD has taken everything the league could possibly unleash, and has spit it out. Now, entering 2021, TPD will make clear the severe consequences against those who dare make him bleed a single drop of his own blood. Yahoo has already prophesied such, giving TPD the only (A) draft grade in the league. Don't get it twisted. This isn't a comeback, TPD's been here for years. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Nostalgia. Reverence. You down with TPD? Welcome to TPD 2021.