Week 1 Press Release 2021

The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: September 12, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tight Grip Palace

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: D.K. Metcalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Marquez Callaway

K: Harrison Butker

DEF: New England

TPD is back baby! 2021 promises to be a special season, evidenced by his stellar 2021 MFFL draft. TPD changed up everything this season, taking two RBs with his first two picks. Those two RBs just happen to be two of the best in the entire league. He then secured stud value WRs Metcalf and Kupp in the 3rd and 4th. Topping it all off, he stole Josh Allen in the 5th round and Kyle Pitts in the 7th. It is a squad designed for a single purpose, to destroy the likes of MFFL men. 

You can smell it in the air, feel it in the earth, football is back, and TPD has his best week 1 starting lineup ever. That is a scary thought. You know he is going to wheel and deal his way to a superstar lineup, and the weapons he already has at his disposal are lethal. TPD is bouncing back this year, he never truly left. The only thing that held him back was his quintessential bad circumstance. 

TPD is already in a hole. He lost Gus Edwards for the year, and watched as his week 1 opponent's #2 WR exploded for 40 points on Thursday night. Here we go again. TPD is so use to this, he hardly even bats an eye. Still, it is frustrating. If he had half of the good fortune others in the league have he'd hardly lose a game. You may hold him down for the briefest of moments, but never for long. He will endure, and fight back to secure a huge week 1 victory. His team will flex on Sunday, regardless of how much the fantasy world stacks against him. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Always shinning is the NASTY. It sparkled last season to a 3rd place point total, but the wins just wouldn't stack up. That all changes come Sunday, for the NASTY hunts all. It knows the score entering Sunday, and it cares not. Watch as it engulfs the field of Tight Grip Palace and takes with it all the would be TPD opposers. Just plain NASTY. The NASTY from Dynasty has been fueling TPD for years, and its force has been the most explosive in the league. It shall continue. 

Player Profile: Dalvin Cook

Not since Arian Foster in 2012, has TPD drafted such a high profile RB. Cook is a remarkable warrior, ready to have his best season while dawning the TPD colors. His week 1 match-up is prime for a smash spot. Much like Foster in 2012, Cook's weekly consistency will carrying TPD to heights once reached, and beyond. Like TPD, he is always stretching towards the sky, taking grasp of glory filled achievement. NASTY reach measurements. TPD 2021 begins now. You down with TPD? If you got beef then bring the ruckus, TPD ain't no one to mess with. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Shine on, 2021 style.