Week 12 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: November 28, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Elijah Moore

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Houston

TPD won again last week, putting up 172 points in the process. He has now won 6 of his last 7 games of this special season. 1st in points, 1st in the standings, and oh btw, still 1st in league's toughest schedule. Last week's continued dominance came from the feet of Jonathan Taylor, who scored five touchdowns and an absurd 57 points. TPD made Taylor his player profile a few weeks ago, stating that Taylor would out duel Henry that day, and become the league's top back. Once again, TPD's prophesizing has come true. He has been hitting on all cylinders as a manager this season, and once again has proved his expertise and knowledge of the game, separating himself from the pack. 

This week TPD will have Allen going on Thanksgiving night. Allen and the Bills have been off lately, but he remains in the top 3 of overall QB points. Playing in the high scoring environment of the Superdome, expect fireworks from this MVP candidate. Adams finally played well for TPD last week, and there is plenty more where that came from. League terrorizer Cooper Kupp is back from bye, ready pick up where he left off. Cook has been a steady influence, while Taylor has become the best RB and fantasy RB in the entire league. Pitts returns to the lineup after being benched in a tough match-up last week. What more can be said about this super team. All of them were drafted by TPD outside of Adams. What a job by him. He will watch closely and enjoy the continued success, while also not resting on his laurels, knowing that dominate regular season teams tend to fade down the stretch. He will mold the perfect late season lineup, regardless of the name residing in whatever starting slot. 

Always residing in the starting slot is the NASTY. It rarely roars harder than on Thanksgiving. When TPD's opponent sits down for dinner, and asks for someone to pass the bowl of mash potatoes, they will look down with horror as a giant bowl of NASTY is laid in front of them. Like a child forced to eat their vegetables, they will not be allowed to leave until they have painfully swallowed every last NASTY bite. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. 

Player Profile: Elijah Moore

TPD was high on Moore to start the season, but he has been on free agency for much of the year, falling prey to typical rookie slow play. What is also typical of rookies is their improved performance down the stretch of seasons, and Moore is doing just that. His speed is something to be hold, and he will light it on Sunday, become yet another dangerous cog in the TPD machine, ready to be unleashed on terrified would be challengers. Stake your claim to TPD's team Moore, your NASTY career begins now.