Week 5 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: October 10, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: The Coop

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: DK Metcalf

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: A.J. Brown

K: Younghoe Koo

DEF: New England

TPD must rebound quickly for a big eastern division clash in week 5. The team took a week off last time out, but they'll turn the lights back on this week. TPD is faced with the crazy scenario of his two star WRs playing against one another on Thursday night. How fitting a scenario, for this has happened before. Entering week 9 of 2016, TPD was reeling. Much like this season, the team was good, but horrible circumstances were holding him back. Years of bad luck were taking its toll on TPD, and he needed a spark in order to keep the focus. That week placed Mike Evans vs Julio Jones on Thursday Night. TPD wrote in his player profile how Evans had to be the spark, and lead this team through the darkness. A tough ask, considering Thursday Nights had long been horrible to TPD. TPD's requests were answered, and the rest is history. Evans and Julio balled out, changing the course of TPD's season, and helping him when his first of three straight championships. And now, history repeats itself. 

TPD is once again getting owned by the fantasy gods. Teams are averaging a ridiculous 155 ppg against him in 2021. If it continues, TPD will face the same fate he faced a year ago. But that all changes now, for the stars are aligning once more. DK and Kupp are going to light it up on Thursday. They, like the two WRs before them, will change the course of the season, and set their sights on the horizon. TPD's time has come, and he will devastate all. 

Helping matters will be Josh Allen. He will put on a show against the Chiefs on Sunday. Cook and Taylor will do it all, while Pitts will visit the endzone for the first time this season. Call all banners. Sound in the deep horns of TPD. Your franchise is calling, will you answer the call? The NASTY will finally break free of its chains. Its full force will be felt, starting on Thursday. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Player Profile: Cooper Kupp

Kupp is having a special season. One TPD foretold, and one that will live in the pages, and highlights, of TPD's reverenced history books. He and Metcalf will exchange haymakers series after series. TPD's comin up, and he wants the world to know. Kupp is bout to go off. A NASTY TPD re-entrance is comin.