Week 8 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Coop's Return

Date: November 1, 2020

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Ryan Tannehill

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Tyreek Hill

RB: Josh Jacobs

RB: Mike Davis

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Boston Scott

K: Justin Tucker

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD needed a critical week 7 victory and he got it. The lineup played well, headlined by a Davante Adams explosion. Entering Week 8, TPD has to keep the momentum going. Last week his gameday managing was on point, and signs are pointing to a classic TPD mid season run of dominance. McCaffrey will likely be back next week, that's when the ball really gets rolling, but a win this week without him is still crucial to his long term season success. Even with all the chaos of this year, TPD is only one game out of first place in the East division entering this week. His time is now. Bear witness. 

A major change to the starting lineup is in store for Week 8. TPD has been suffering from poor QB play all year, so this week he is altering it entirely. Tannehill and Herbert will now compete every week for the starting spot. It will likely come down to match-ups, but the fact that TPD plucked both guys off of free agency is amazing. They are both playing at extremely high levels, and TPD's player scouting was on point picking them up when he did. They are both QB1s the rest of the way, and this week will be the first week they prove it on TPD's roster. The rest of the lineup remains the same. Adams is killing it when on the field. Hill is ready to explode, against the Jets on Sunday. Jacobs is about to go on a run late in the season like he did last year. Davis and Scott likely get one more week in the starting lineup. TPD will have strong players coming off bye in week 9, but all focus is on getting his third win out of four in week 8. 

Always keeping focus is the NASTY. It feasted a week ago and now gets to come home for a crucial divisional match-up. This will be the first time TPD's week 8 opponent goes up against the NASTY, need I say more? The NASTY will show who draws ranks in the Eastern division, now, and forever. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. 

Player Profile: Ryan Tannehill

TPD is finally ready to unleash Tannehill. He has played at an extremely high level ever since joining the Titans a year ago. Many have doubted his talents, but the answer is clear. He is a QB1. He will slice and dice the Bengals secondary with elite efficiency come Sunday. All will understand the weight of his true power, now that he dawns TPD colors. Styling NASTY!

Week 7 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Date: October 25, 2020

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:

QB: Cam Newton

WR: Tyreek Hill

WR: Davante Adams

RB: Josh Jacobs

RB: Mike Davis

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Boston Scott

K: Greg Zuerlein

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD performed horribly last week. He will burn the tape and move on to week 7. It has been a horrible start to the year, but hope is not lost. In 2016 TPD was in a similar situation in the middle of the season, faced with starting two players on the dreaded Thursday night in a must win game. Those two exploded and led the team to a 174 point effort, en route to his first championship ever. TPD is now faced with a similar must win scenario, and two players going on a Thursday. History is about to repeat itself. 

The roster has to start performing better. The studs have to stud. He hopes to get McCaffrey back next week, but that is not for certain. Engram gets one more chance to start for TPD. If he fails to produce he may be at risk of being cut from the roster all together. TPD took Engram in the 6th round, instead of the other guy ranked right next to him in TPD's rankings, Kyler Murray. It may be a decision that haunts him for some time, but this week Engram has a chance to prove himself. Tucker is on bye but he has played like the kicker TPD hoped for when trading for him. He is a classic TPD guy. It's time for Cam, Tyreek, and Adams to step up. It is now or never. TPD's back is against the wall, and to fight his way out he must be unconventional, like he has so many times before.

Always unconventional is the NASTY. It took a week off but will return for week 7. Playing on the first lady's birthday, expect to see some fireworks. Blow out the candles NASTY fireworks. 

Player Profile: Boston Scott

On that fateful Thursday night in week 9 of 2016, TPD called upon Evans for his player profile. TPD now turns back the clock and calls upon Scott. Scott will be featured in every way possible, and surge through setting the tone for the rest of the week. The unconventional duo of Engram and Scott will send shock waves through the league, signaling TPD's return to the competitive ranks. Such bursting through the door NASTY. TPD fights until the last. Each meaningful game of MFFL ball is cherished by TPD, for it is a gift, and one that is never taken for granted. What a great opportunity indeed, to continue the MFFL fight come Sunday. Special.  

Week 6 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: October 18, 2020

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup

QB: Cam Newton

WR: Tyreek Hill

WR: Davante Adams

RB: Mike Davis

RB: Alexander Mattison

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Chase Edmonds

K: Justin Tucker

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD won last week, snapping a 3 game losing streak. The team was juiced up after TPD traded for the best RB in fantasy football Christian McCaffrey, and even though CMC is hurt and didn't play last week, the excitement and juice was evident. It was a bold move, TPD destroyed his depth to acquire CMC, but the results were already dynamic. Mike Davis performed the best of anyone in TPD's lineup, and continued production from him would reduce the need for a speedy return from CMC, though obviously TPD wants to start his new ultra mega weapon sooner than later. 

TPD stated heads would roll if he started (1-3), and thats exactly what happen. He did the same thing in 2016 before going on to win his first championship, and the sights for this year are squarely on the same price. The optimal lineup once healthy is truly terrifying. TPD's arrow is pointing up. The master of moves is at it again, and the whole league has been put on notice....again. He molds and crafts a lineup like no other. Time to ham. 

Newton and Adams are back and ready to rock. Hill will look to continue his beastly ways. So far, the atypical decision to draft Hill where TPD did is paying off. He hopes for a classic Hill explosion soon. Jacobs is out on bye, but TPD will start two high end replacements. Davis is on a roll and has surprised everyone in his replacement of CMC. Mattison finally gets a chance to prove he is the best handcuff in the league after a Cook injury. His match-up is the same one Davis exploited a week ago. Chase Edmonds will also start for the first time all year, after proving each week he is the best back in Arizona, just itching to get more playing time. TPD has been holding onto those two players all year in preparation for moments such as this. Now is their time to shine. Engram continues to be ok, but TPD thinks he will catch his first receiving TD of the year this week. The Rams D has stuck on TPD's roster for many weeks now. It is rare when he doesn't stream defenses, but that speaks to how well they have been playing. Tucker continues to be ultra consistent and reliable. This team is so similar to TPD teams of old. It has pure NASTY talent everywhere, and it aims to dominate. This is what he does, he trades, scouts, and moves in ways others can't even see or comprehend. Always innovative and ahead of the curb, for what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD?

 

Always down with TPD is the NASTY. It roared last week. A roar that sent chills down the spines of all others in the MFFL. The beast has awoken. Take your bites of TPD when you can, because that time ends quickly. Entering week 6, that time is officially up. The NASTY will flex throughout the remainder of the season. It comes for you.

Player Profile: Alexander Mattison

Davis was a strong candidate for this selection, he has been playing so well. But this week had to be Mattison. TPD has been waiting, perhaps longer than others would have, but now his patience will be paid off. Mattison is going to shred on Sunday. He will display a NASTY plethora of balanced skills and well roundedness. He's, like TPD, has been waiting for this chance, and all will be left on the field. Smooth NASTY baby!

Week 5 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: October 11, 2020

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Drew Brees

WR: Tyreek Hill

WR: T.Y. Hilton

RB: Josh Jacobs

RB: Mike Davis

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Chase Edmonds

K: Justin Tucker

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD is in a hole. He has lost three straight games. Last week was ridiculous. He lost Newton to Covid, and Adams was a shock inactive, leaving TPD with no one to start on Monday Night in his WR2 spot. Without those two things happening, victory was all but assured. It has been a brutal three weeks for this franchise, but this week he put the league on notice once again, displaying his toughness and determination, trading for the best player in the league. 

Christian McCaffrey is now a member of TPD. The 1st overall pick of this year's draft comes back to TPD, the team that has owned him more than any other to this point in McCaffrey's career. CMC has won two championships with TPD, both times in which TPD traded for him. The move sent shockwaves through the entire league. One thing is clear, if this is to be a down year for TPD, he is not going down without a fight and he will make such an ending worthy of remembrance. 

TPD has made splash moves like this before, but never for an injured player. The hole could deepen after this week considering the talent TPD gave up to get him. But once healthy, he will form a dominant force of NASTINESS with TPD's other stars the likes of which have rarely been seen. CMC, Hill, Adams, Jacobs, and Newton are straight up stars. Look out league, no matter how deep the hole, this team will terrorize all. 

The starting lineup is a mess this week after this trade. TPD is scrambling to find a starting nine he feels comfortable with. For now Hilton and Edmonds will man the vacated spots, though both are looking for better days than they have had to date. Brees is playing on Monday Night at home, a recipe for success for this likely one week flyer. Jacobs is bound to get rolling at some point, it could be this week against a defense that has struggled against the run. Mike Davis has played well in CMC stead, and this week he has an awesome match-up. Engram will likely have his best game of the season this week. It is going to take unexpected circumstances for TPD to come out on top this week, but that is fantasy football, and non one does it better than TPD. He fights tooth and nail when backed into a corner, and the weight of such fierceness is about to be laid at the feet of every opponent hence forth. 

Always laying NASTINESS at the feet of opponents is the NASTY. It is time for it to eat once more. It did not like the previous main courses, so TPD went and got it some prime choice CMC steak. Naw on that, and devour all. The NASTY leaves none alive in its wake. 

Player Profile: Tyreek Hill

Last week's player profile didn't even play. Thats how crazy of a week it was. This week's is a player ready to explode. All year TPD has witnessed huge performances from players across the league, now it's his turn. Hill has been great this year, but has yet to have his signature explosion. That all changes this week. He will light the lamp often and torch a trail towards a TPD victory. Blazen NASTY! Peace!

Week 4 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: October 4, 2020 

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Cam Newton

WR: Treek Hill

WR: Davante Adams

RB: Josh Jacobs

RB: James Robinson

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Tyler Boyd

K: Justin Tucker

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD has lost two straight games and is in danger of falling into a huge hole. He has not started this poorly since 2016 when he started (1-3). Entering week 5 of that week TPD made a roster overhaul trading away anyone that was not performing, specifically acquiring a bevy of big named WRs. Entering week 4 this season, TPD has once again crafted a formidable WR core. Hill, Adams, Boyd, Brown, and Hilton give him unbelievable flexibility each week and trade value in spades. TPD went on to win his first championship in 2016 and proved his metal as a survivor. Things are less desperate currently than 2016. He is top 5 in points scored and currently holds the most difficult schedule in the league. Things will turn around, and everyone knows it. But as he stated in 2016, a (1-3) start is unacceptable, and if it happens again, heads will roll. The time for screwing around is over. 

The lineup remains largely the same, as many of TPD's best are still performing. He welcomes back Adams from injury and a new defense will try to exploit a very favorable match-up. James Robinson shined last week, even in a loss. He has been unbelievable, and TPD's claim when he got him that Robinson was about to explode and TPD got him on the cheap, seems to have been all too accurate. The roster is shaping up on the bench, per usual, and soon TPD will reach his full potential, per usual. The time to play TPD is early, everyone knows this, but that time is quickly ending. He will evolve into his full form this week and set the tone for the rest of the season.  

Always setting the tone is the NASTY. It has roared hard this year and will soon be paid off for its efforts. Coming home to the House after two straight defeats is just what the NASTY needs to feast once more. Expect a belt loop or two to be loosened from its waist after this devouring. So full NASTY. 

Player Profile: Davante Adams

He's baaaack. After a one week absence, and shortened week 2 game, Adams returns to give TPD a boost. He is an unquestioned top WR and one that transforms TPD's lineup when healthy. At home on Monday Night against a undermatched foe is just what the doctor ordered. Adams will displays his powers just like he did in week 1. The catalyst has arrived, and he is ready to burn rubber in a NASTY acceleration. The NASTY smoke!