Thursday, December 12, 2019

Week 15 Press Release Playoff Edition 2019

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: December 15, 2019
Image result for davante adams lambeau HD touchdown
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Jack Doyle
K: Harrison Butker
DEF: Green Bay

Here we go again. The time has come at last. TPD embarks on his seventh playoff appearance in eight seasons of MFFL ball, reaching once more for unprecedented glory. 4th Street, walked on only after traversing a 3peat, led from back to back accomplishment, first shown through a singular crowning coronation. Who else could attempt a claim at such brash blinding skied achievement. No one else, only TPD. Words have been spun, etches have been woven, and now TPD's reach exceeds his grasps once more. He dares to stare precedent in the face with a look of challenge and unflappable confidence. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of golden trumpets? I have walked there sometimes, and seen the world fall away and the light forever fill the air. All light is sacred to the Eldar, but the wood elves love best the light of the stars.

TPD has tied the best regular season record in league history. (12-2) is an astonishing sight to behold. It was a season unlike any other season of old. The path was paved in gold and his stress week to week remained dormant. But entering the 2019 playoffs TPD is faced with a familiar foe called poor circumstance. Hello old friend. Like so many playoff quests before, TPD must once again shape together a lineup amidst injury and poor match-ups. Last season it was Conner and Beckham out due to injury after two stellar seasons. The season before was Nuk and Green going to the bench due to tough match-ups, and the emergence of TPD legend Marquise Goodwin. In 2016 it was the injury to Julio Jones. And now, in 2019, it is injury and poor match-ups all baked into one. The MFFL is pushing back against TPD's awesome might, but TPD will flex. Injuries have sapped TPD of his depth and full potential. David Johnson has fallen off the face of the earth after his mid season injury. Marvin Jones had to be cut after he landed on IR. Mack and Singletary, regular TPD starters, have two of the worst RB match-ups any RB could face. And so, here we are again. TPD once more forced into proving his mental and skill, taking risks no other team would chance, but the risks being the only forum to positively shape his future.

Stars at the top remain for TPD, a perpetual theme for this franchise. Watson has been the leader all year, and after a down week at home in week 14, he will bounce back in a big way in a huge divisional game. He may not win MVP this season but his performance on Sunday will prove how close he came. Nuk has been detonating as of late, and that won't change this week. His fate tied to Watsons, there are one. Adams has been consistent since returning from injury, but now is the time to put it all together. He will explode at home in a big way and perhaps score his highest point total of this season. Fournette will look to close out the final weeks in style and continue to produce at an all time high level. Waller will torch the opposition in the final game in Oakland for the Raiders. The trio of Adams, Fournette, and Waller have been TD deprived all year. But that changes in week 15. They will all have a chance at multiple touchdowns come Sunday. Butker has been as advertised in his first two games in a TPD uniform and he will keep it rolling at home. Green Bay gets a 2nd consecutive start at home, and this week they will pick off the fragile prone Trubisky multiple times. The rest of the lineup is uncertain. Mack, Singletary, Doyle, Slayton, and Brown all have a chance of filling the final two starting slots. Look for TPD to take a risk and put his team in the best position to win as he always does. He will look to lessons of old and archived golden pages of history, in constructing the perfect lineup. He has done it before. You know of what I speak. None are as good in these moments and none have the vast depth of knowledge. He will use it to dispose of his opposition. It's his time, his honor, and his distinction. Do not stand in the way of history when TPD is leading the charge, it is a foolish errand.

Always disposing the competition is the NASTY from Dynasty. His dispatching ways never in doubt this entire season. It is time to explode on Sunday and unleash all the extra force it has been storing for moments such as these. Entering TPD Field House as the #1 seed will be all the fuel it needs. The field will be sweep away in grand fashion as TPD fans relish the opportunity to witness glory once more, on the hallowed grounds of the Field House. Calling all fans, sponsors, and supporters, pick up your flags and answer your call to war. The time has come to support TPD once more. He calls to you.

Player Profile: Davante Adams
TPD traded for Adams in week 4 and immediately placed him in the player profile. Adams did not disappoint. But at the end of that game he got injured. An injury that would cost him the bulk of this season. TPD, as always, never wavered. He maintained trust in Davante and now that trust is to be repaid. Adams will ignite on Sunday at Lambeau Field. The endzone is calling him and he must go. His NASTY performance on Sunday will carry TPD over the top and send all who dawn the TPD colors into a feverish dance. Set it a blaze Davante. Reveal your true NASTY. Painted NASTY!

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Week 14 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: December 8, 2019
Image result for green bay snow defenseTime: 1:00pm
Place: TO Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Harrison Butker
DEF: Green Bay

TPD has clinched the #1 seed for the playoffs. He has tied his best record for a regular season and a win this Sunday would set his new record and tie the best record for an individual season in league history. This is the fourth time he has won at least 11 games. Last week he scored the most points in the league again, marking the fourth time he has done so this season. It's been a season of crowning achievement following his three straight titles. Somehow some way, he always stuffs the pages of TPD lore with more mind-blowing accomplishment even after all already achieved. What a year it has been.

As has been discussed before, December is TPD's month. He is (12-2) all time in regular season games played in the month of December. The team is geared up for the final regular season game of 2019. TPD hopes Marlon Mack returns this week from injury but if not now hopefully the week after for the playoffs. Other bench RBs have a chance to step up like Penny or Mattison, both of whom could see more playing time down the stretch for their respective teams. Fournette and Singletary have likely locked down starting spots for the playoffs and TPD could not be happier about the development of Singletary. TPD knew he had the potential and invested stock into him, and once again TPD appreciates watching his stock mature. Watson, Hopkins, Adams, and Waller are locked in for the playoffs, with many of them playing their best ball at the perfect time. Butker played great in his first start for TPD and the kicking difference maker could be a real weapon in the playoffs. The Packers D draw a smash spot this week and with a strong performance could stick in the lineup for the first round of the playoffs next week. The time to fully appreciate TPD will come as it always does, but for now TPD preps as he has done successfully so many times before. There is no other better at this. Next week another playoff journey begins. TPD will do everything in his power to traverse the labyrinth once more. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Have you ever been called home by the clear ringing of golden trumpets.

The NASTY from Dynasty is chained up and ready to explode through the gate for another playoff conquest. Hype builds and anticipation looms. You know of what I speak. It will spread and dispatch.

Player Profile: Green Bay Defense
A home match-up against one of the worst offenses in sometime is a no brainer start, but it is what Green Bay could achieve that is important. A strong performance could make them a keep and start for the playoffs. What an honor it would be for this unit. They will win at all costs and look to stick on the roster. A NASTY performance is what it takes and what's in store. NASTY wintery Lambeau Baby!

Thursday, November 28, 2019

Week 13 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Image result for Tarik Cohen HDDate: December 1, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Devin Singletary
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Tarik Cohen
K: Harrison Butker
DEF: Philadelphia

TPD is playoff bound once more. He clinched the East Division title last week, scoring the most points in the league in a huge victory. It has been a special season, and now TPD prepares yet again for a dominate stretch run. TPD is always appreciative of playing football late into the season in the MFFL. Nothing is given, all is earned, and anytime TPD gets to continue playing football this late in the year is always a privilege. December football is very personal and special to TPD.

The roster this week has already begun an overhaul geared towards playoff success. The bench is riddled with RBs, as TPD must find serviceable replacements for Mack and Johnson. Singletary continues to produce and lived up to being last week's player profile. Cohen has been catching passes in bunches and looks to be a potential long term solution in the flex. Both players go on Thanksgiving this week, which is always fun to watch. Watson and Hopkins rebounded last week and continue to lead the team at the top. Fournette finally had his long overdue blow up performance and TPD expects more to come down the line. Adams scored for the first time all year and will look to rack up TDs in bunches for TPD the rest of the way. Waller may have to step up for Oakland after the injury to Renfrow. Perhaps TPD's biggest FA move of the last week is the addition of Harrison Butker at K. He was dropped by a fellow competitor after an error forced their hand. TPD scooped up the top scoring kicker in the league immediately. Butt Kicker will be a difference maker down the stretch like so many kickers before him. It was a power move on TPD's part.

Always powerful is the NASTY from Dynasty. It's momentum this season is unyielding. It awaits patiently for its future playoff combatant. It will feast on Thanksgiving and gain the necessary carb loading for a dominate finish to the season. TPD is on the heels of history and looking for more. The NASTY always hunts.

Player Profile: Tarik Cohen
Cohen was a sneaky FA addition a few weeks ago, and now it is time to see what he can do in the starting lineup. His speed and athleticism will be too much for the Lions on the Ford Field turf. His Thanksgiving day performance will be nothing short of NASTY and fulfilling. He'll mash the Lions D like Potatoes and stuff the stat sheet with like engulfing gravy. Show your NASTY appetite Tarik, TPD calls to you.


Tuesday, November 26, 2019

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

Week 12 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Image result for devin singletary HDDate: November 24, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Devin Singletary
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Marvin Jones
K: Nick Folk
DEF: Atlanta

TPD got back to his winning ways last week, but struggled mightily in doing so. Injuries have sapped this team all year from reaching its full potential. TPD must do classic TPD moves to get this team ready for a potential playoff match-up. Sitting at (9-2) on the year, he is three games ahead in the East and all signs point to a seven playoff appearance in eight years. This was of course foretold in the off-season, when TPD predicted that even after all his success he would not fold and continue to dominate. It's come true, and TPD's monopolizing themes will continue to grow.

TPD finally has the opportunity to have both Hopkins and Adams in his lineup at the same time. It happened only once before this season. It is a welcomed and needed sight, and one that should remind everyone about this team's full potential. Watson is coming off his worst game as a pro, and even playing on a Thursday night shouldn't be enough to slow him down in a prove it game. Fournette continues to be productive in multiple ways, and his TD production is destined to regress positively. Waller bounced back with over 70 yards last week and needs to be a playmaker down the stretch for TPD. Marvin Jones continues to produce and TPD is having a hard time benching him these days. TPD predicted Singletary would become a major add for this team after his trade for him, and that is already the case with injuries to Mack and Johnson. TPD hopes to get any production he can out of a kicker this year while Atalanta steps in on defense, a position TPD has streamed well this season. A win this week would secure a playoff spot and allow TPD to look ahead with regards to lineup decisions. Any potential extra time to prepare is just icing on the cake for this perennial managing powerhouse.

Always a perennial powerhouse is the NASTY. It still waits for the opportune time to strike. It will unleash furry when called upon and carry TPD to heights known and beyond. Cast in starlight, it is truly blinding.

Player Profile: Devin Singletary
Singletary has been a stud this year. He is soon to officially cement his role as a feature back for the Bills; perfect timing for a strong playoff run. Like many of TPD players, he has yet to put together a complete game in all areas of his ability, but the time starts now, and he will explode when most needed like the rest of them. Step in and fill the void Mr. Tary, wear those NASTY colors proudly. Dashingly NASTY.

Thursday, November 14, 2019

Week 11 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs GrabbingThemTDs

Related imageDate: November 17, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Marvin Jones
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Matt Prater
DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD knew they were walking into a buzzsaw last week and the expected loss came to fruition. But the silver-lining shined out the clearer. TPD's decision to make Darius Slayton his player profile last week was a move of pure genius. Slayton was even better than he could have ever hoped. He scored 35 points and proved once again the depth of skill TPD is working with in this game of fantasy football. He's sharpening and hardening for another run at it all. If you got beef then bring the ruckus, TPD ain't no one to mess with.

A win this week may seal an Eastern Division crown, which would be TPD's 5th in eight years. It's a big week and TPD is getting his boys back. Watson and Nuk return from bye but have a terrible match-up on the road at Baltimore. Fournette and Mack do battle in the same game, while Waller looks to return to his early season glory performances. Jones and Singletary get spot starts, both have shown the ability to produce big numbers in any week. Adams is on bye. Johnson looked terrible last week and will ride the bench until he proves he is healthy enough to perform at a high level. A sneaky FA pickup Cohen may get a spot start if Montgomery is ruled out before kick off. The match-ups are tough but TPD is ready to explode. Once again he is saving his big performances for late in the year, watching everyone else use up their blow up performances early. The stage is being set once more and TPD is ready to perform beautifully again.

Always as beautiful and terrible as the dawn is the NASTY. It is slumbering slightly, getting ready for when it will be needed. It knows the game and waits patiently for the proper time to pounce its prey. Expect a sneak preview this week in a big win.

Player Profile: Rams Defense
TPD jumped at the chance to pick up this unit when they were dropped by another team. The talent is undeniable and they are ready for a NASTY performance at home against the Bears. NASTY party in LA.

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Week 10 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: November 10, 2019
Image result for darius slaytonTime: 1:00pm
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Davante Adams
WR: Darius Slayton
RB: David Johnson
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Baltimore

TPD is one win away from tying his franchise record wins streak of 8 games. It has been an unbelievable season. Last week saw him make some more savvy gameday managing, putting Marvin Jones in the lineup for Marlon Mack at the last minute, which paid off in a big way. Considering the circumstances this week, with major bye week concerns, expect TPD to rely on his stellar gameday managing in a once more. He will go for broke with his lineup decisions this week.

TPD may only need one more victory in order to go playoff dancing when it is all said and done, but his sights remain ever higher. He prophesied his recapturing of the East Division title this season and that goal remains well within reach, as well as the goal of securing a 4th street championship. This week presents the opportunity to prove his championship metal, knowledge, and decision making once again. Rivers and Waller are playing against one another on Thursday Night, a night that has brought mixed results for TPD throughout the years, but TPD's boys tend to ball out in late season Thursday games historically. Adams will jump to the top spot as he looks to score his first touchdown of the season. Slayton may be the next classic TPD "who did he start?" spot start this week. It is moves such as this that remind all the amount of skill that is coursing through his veins. Johnson is back from injury, while Mack looks to get back to his dominate ways in a blow up spot. Singletary has been tearing it up, and has the great honor of being the last player TPD traded for just before the deadline. Look for him to be a spark plug down the stretch and a real potential difference maker. It is not very often that TPD has nothing to lose in a match-up, but anytime it has happened previously TPD has played with his hair on fire. Look for the same from this rough and tough lineup on Sunday.

Always rough and tough is the NASTY. It simply cannot be stopped. It has gorged itself all year but has yet to find the bottom of its vast stomach. It craves more and will never stop. NASTY motor.

Player Profile: Darius Slayton
In a move a kin to the playoff start of Marquise Goodwin in 2017, TPD plucked an unknown from the waiver wire who had never previously been rostered. Slayton has been showing off some real skill this season, and injuries ahead of him will allow him to fully shine. Slayton will explode on Sunday, leaving mouths open in awe of TPD's unreal gameday managing and prophesizing. Become a legend Slayton, TPD has selected you. NASTY selection.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Week 9 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Image result for deshaun watson swagDate: November 3, 2019
Time: 9:30am
Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: New York (J)

For a second consecutive week TPD scored the most points in the league, enroute to another victory and a (7-1) record this season. Success of this magnitude is another feather in the cap of a franchise and a manager that has seen and done it all. TPD again adds new nostalgia and reverence to the rich pages of TPD lore. A man's reach should exceed his grasp, and TPD is ever extending.

The lineup this week looks similar to previous but with a few sprinkled in changes. TPD has three players playing in a London morning game on Sunday, Nuk, Watson, and Fournette. It is a game that will no doubt determine the the outlook for the rest of his match-up. TPD is hoping Adams makes his long awaited return this week, after struggling to find production at #2WR without him. Mack was a surprise late bench last week, and he made TPD regret that decision showcasing another good performance. He will certainly be in the lineup this week. Waller continues his unbelievable season and is finally playing at home after six straight weeks outside of Oakland. TPD is still deciding his flex, but newly acquired Singletary could be a surprise start, with Johnson ailing. As has been stated previously, even with all the success this team still has room to grow. Many players have positive TD regression in their future and the depth TPD has acquired over the last few weeks is truly impressive. This is the team that TPD will ride the rest of the way. The lineup is cemented and it is ready for war. TPD knows how to build a championship roster, and this team has all the makings of another special unit.

Always a special unit is the NASTY from Dynasty. It continues to eat, eat, and eat. It's been a force of unstoppable destruction this season, and this week will be no different. Continue your gorging ways NASTY, and TPD will continue to set up entities for consumption.

Player Profile: Deshaun Watson
Watson is long overdue for a shoutout. In a match-up in which people are predicting a down game, TPD felt it was appropriate to set the record straight. Watson will do what Watson does on Sunday morning, regardless of the prophesying of the masses. He has been nothing short of spectacular this year and London will see the full extent of his powers. He is the unquestioned leader of this team and its heartbeat. Beat a NASTY tune overseas Watson and make the crowd hyped. Oh my NASTY hype!

Thursday, October 24, 2019

Week 8 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Image result for marlon mack HDDate: October 27, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Marlon Mack
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Pittsburgh

TPD won again last week and is now (6-1) half way through the regular season. It has been a dream season so far and last week was no different. He scored the most points in the league even with David Johnson burning him with zero points after being active but only playing on the first play of the game. The team is slowly closing in on their full potential and TPD traded back for Marlon Mack, a player he sorely missed after trading him away earlier in the season.

He patiently awaits the return of Davante Adams which he hopes will be this week but it remains uncertain. Fighting for playing time is the newly acquired Ty Johnson, who will fill the void left behind in Detroit by Kerryon Johnson's injury. Ty may get a spot start this week if David Johnson is ultimately ruled out, but he would have to beat out some other quality RBs to do so. Hopkins bounced back last week and will look to ruin the league in the 2nd half of the season. Watson is looking for a bounce back performance this week. Waller finally scored a week ago and remains perhaps the best FA pick up of this season. Pittsburgh D is back in the starting lineup for a juicy match-up against the Dolphins. Gould has steadied a previously shaky K position. Fournette did what he has done all season and continues to produce as a top 5 RB. TPD is rolling and there are no signs of stopping. His team continues to show how much room there is for big performances at every position each week. Keep this train a rolling and don't look back. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

Always rolling is the NASTY. Man has it eaten so far this year. It's belly remains cavernous however, and it will continue to dine on the loins of its opponents. It's been picking the meat from the bone all season and will do so again once more this week. It's thorough mindful eating NASTY!

Player Profile: Marlon Mack
Welcome back Mack. It is time for Marlon to reel it in and blow up on Sunday. His devastating patience, power, and cutting ability make him primed for a strong second half and a stellar game on Sunday. The o-line will pave the way for Mack's best performance of the year and solidify his position on TPDs team. Diesel mac truck ready to rock. 10-4. NASTY!

Friday, October 18, 2019

Week 7 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: October 20, 2019
Image result for leonard fournette HDTime: 1:00pm
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: David Montgomery
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Dallas

TPD won his fourth straight game last week and is off to his best start in franchise history. He survived a week ago even without showcasing his best performance. He currently holds the #1 seed in the league and looks to continue his magical start in week 7.

Not having Adams over the last two weeks, and likely three, has capped his point potential, but he has still found other ways to win. The blow up for many players is coming, TPD will remain patient. This week features Watson and Hopkins matched up against a wounded Colts secondary. TPD is still waiting for the nuk explosion, but it will come eventually. Johnson and Fournette have been carrying TPD most weeks. They are far and away the best combination of RBs TPD has ever had this early in a season, and it is no wonder why he is off to such a scorching start. Waller was limited in practice yesterday but if he plays he will look to score his first touchdown of the year after receiving a well deserved contract extension. Cooks looks to bounce back after a terrible all around game by the Rams last week. Montgomery is back from bye but may lose his spot in the starting lineup if Murray is set to be the lead back for the Saints. It is a lineup that has yet to reach its full potential, a crazy thought considering he is off to his best start ever. TPD is as TPD does, this is who he is. Domination.

Never short on dominating traits is the NASTY. It has engulfed all this season to date and it shows no signs of stopping. Blessed for once with good circumstance the results have been that much more monopolizing. Rules and regulations be damned, the NASTY corners the market without care of patience.

Player Profile: Leonard Fournette
This week's profile could have gone to either of TPD's strong performing RBs, but it is time Fournette got his due. He is running with purpose, heart, and intensity. Not only is he being utilized as an every down back, but he has added to his repertoire by incorporating receiving ability into the available options while on the field. He has been a true bellcow in every way. This week, against a sleep walking Bengals, he will feast utilizing all of his talents. Display all Leonard and rack up points in the NASTYest way possible. All encompassing NASTY!

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Week 6 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Image result for baltimore defenseDate: October 13, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Chase Edmonds
TE: Jimmy Graham
FLEX: Malcolm Brown
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Baltimore

TPD survived last week in a nail bitter to secure his fourth win in five tries this season. He currently sits alone atop the East division, a position he will work tirelessly not to relinquish. The (4-1) start ties the franchise record for best start to a season. A victory in week 6 would set a new record. To accomplish such a feat will once again take some managerial magic from this majestic roster maneuverer.

This week's roster challenges are real. Adams and Johnson look like they will not play due to injury. Waller and Montgomery are on bye. Six new players who did not start last week could be entering the starting lineup for this match-up. It's a lineup that is not TPD at his best, but how TPD typically responds under these circumstances is what separates him from the pack. Edmonds and Brown could be plug and play RB1s due to the injuries ahead of them. Cooks, who was recently traded for, will immediately get a chance to prove his worth on this team. He helped TPD secure his third straight ship last season after TPD traded for him in 2018 as well. Watson is coming off a huge performance, but will likely find similar success against a poor playing and banged up KC defense. Nuk failed to blow up last week like the player profile predicted, but if 15 points is a down game then TPD will take it. Fournette finally found the endzone last week and will look to come his strong play once again this week. Graham has one chance to have a contributing performance this year before being sent back to the waiver wire. Baltimore and Gould replace the previous replacements at K and DEF. TPD has to start getting production out of those two units.

These are the weeks where TPD pulls away. His gameday managing is simply a cut above the rest and he will prove it again on Sunday. Always a cut above is the NASTY from dynasty. It has been extra tender and juicy this year, the center cut filet dishing out orders of pain. Resting comfortably in the friendly confines of TPD Field House will allow it to absorb even more potent packed flavor and explosion. It will make the meat fall off the bone of the opponent, and TPD will savor each exquisite drop.

Player Profile: Baltimore Defense
TPD has perhaps over thought some defensive choices so far this season. Having the chance to acquire this defense at home against the depleted Bengals will hopefully solve that. Baltimore will feast in this match-up. Just two weeks ago TPD started Pittsburgh against this same offense and the results were spectacular. Could Baltimore do even better? Ya, they could be even NASTYer. Crab cakes anyone...NASTY

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Week 5 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Image result for deandre hopkins 4k HDDate: October 6, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: David Montgomery
K: Joey Slye
DEF: Kansas City

TPD is off to a (3-1) start, scoring at least 140 points in three of four games. Last week saw Watson and Hopkins continue to struggle, but the high priced additions of Adams and Johnson came through in big ways. His decision to pick up and start Pittsburgh D paid off with a 22 point performance. It is a terrific beginning to the season, but not anything to rest on his laurels on. He made moves once more this week to improve his depth, as he is setting the tone for the rest of the season and hopeful continuance dominance of success.

New faces will join the lineup this week at K and Def. Fresh off a spectacular selection of Pittsburgh, TPD will now turn his attention to another unassuming choice in the Chiefs. Their defense is not great at stopping the run, but being at home for a night game, with Hilton likely out for the Colts, is an opportunity TPD could not pass up and a circumstance he has exploited before. Last season he also played the underperforming unit for a home night game and the results were terrific, with Kansas City scoring 17 points after being named his player profile that week. He returns to the well again this week. Slye is leading the league in K fantasy points and TPD hopes it continues for the long haul. His ability to hit long range field goals separates him from others at his position. The rest of the lineup remains the same, featuring the tremor inducing talent across the board. Watson and Hopkins have to get rolling, and they will this week in a home match-up against a terrible Falcons defense. Adams may not play due to injury which would be a big blow, but TPD has contingency plans in place. Johnson and Fournette showed their feature back dynamic power last week and will look to have continued strong seasons. Waller remains one of the best FA pickups of the year, but has a tough match-up against the Bears. Montgomery is itching to break out, and TPD has a sneaky suspicion it will be this week against the Raiders. The lineup is ready to rock, and adding depth to the bench like he did this week only helps the rest of season outlook. It is a lineup built for one purpose, to destroy the hearts of men. It is a lineup designed from the mastermind of an artists whose past pictures of lineup glory help provide a blueprint for a masterpiece once more.

Always painting with a jagged edge is the NASTY from dynasty. Its momentum cannot be stopped as it adjusts its gaze upon each new opponent every week. Come Sunday it will tear through the supposed barriers and crash the party with devilish intent. Here's NASTYYYY!

Player Profile: DeAndre Hopkins
No more messing around. Nuk will explode on Sunday. The calm before the storm has lasted long enough. His performance will be the cataclysmic catalyst for a TPD victory, engulfing any would be opposing performances in its wake. Take flight ye heat seeking calamity of terror. It's your time to go off. BOOM NASTY!

Thursday, September 26, 2019

Week 4 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: September 29, 2019
Image result for davante adams HDTime: 1:00pm
Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: David Montgomery
K: Brett Maher
DEF: Pittsburgh

What a furious week. After securing their 2nd win of the season, and in preparation for their mega match-up this week, TPD sold multiple assets to acquire two 1st round picks from this year's MFFL draft. David Johnson and Davante Adams have underperformed slightly to start this season, but buying low on them is a move TPD was all too happy to make. They are due. The squad is now a freak show of talent, with three picks out of the first eight gracing the starting lineup. Stop me if you've heard this before. TPD is doing TPD things and the time is now for his ascension.

Last week was a big rebound week for TPD. Waller had a ridiculous 13 catches and continues to prove his value as a top tier TE and one of the best FA pickups of this season so far. Watson predictably exploded back onto the scene after a down week. Looking ahead to this week the lineup is all but set. TPD is still deciding on who to start at flex but the odds on favorite is David Montgomery, who has clearly taken over the lead back role in Chicago. Watson and Hopkins return home in a potential blow up spot against an average Panthers defense. Fournette has a difficult task on the road at Denver but he is another player due for a big performance. Waller will look to secure his first TD of the season. TPD is grins any time he gets a chance to plug in the Steelers defense into the starting lineup, especially in a night game against a poor primetime performer Andy Dalton. Finishing off the lineup is the star editions of DJ and Adams. The firepower now at TPD's disposal is akin to many TPD's of the past. It is the firepower necessary to accomplish the goals this franchise sets every season. He knows what it takes to win, and come Sunday those understandings will be revealed.

Always revealing an explosion of understanding is the NASTY taken from dynasty. It eats beyond its heart's content. Adding Adams and Johnson to the NASTY's fuel will produce a cataclysmic result. The NASTY comes for all and all know the score. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. For a mans reach should exceed his grasp.

Player Profile: Davante Adams
Welcome aboard ye pirate of plunder. Adams is a straight OG and a coveted member of this franchise long before he dawned the TPD colors. His earth shattering potential will be the haymaker for this team each week. There is nothing to say, his presence speaks for itself. Thursday nights have long been hard on TPD, but in recent years they have also been the sign and catalyst for the coming tides, with TPD changing seasons fortunes in marvelous ways on Thursday Nights. This Thursday Night will signal once more to all what is about to happen; a wave of pure unadulterated force. NASTY up Adams, and send a shiver down the spine of all those who witness. This is TPD. So NASTY.

Thursday, September 19, 2019

Week 3 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Baker's Chubbin'

Date: September 22, 2019
Image result for amari cooper dallasTime: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Amari Cooper
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Chris Carson
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Tyler Boyd
K: Brett Maher
DEF: Green Bay

TPD lost by 3 points last week but he scored only 98 points. It is the first time TPD has not scored at least 120 since week 12 of the 2017 season. Such a disappointing effort was never going to sit well with him, and he quickly made moves in an attempt to improve his team and send a message to the rest of his guys.

Many new faces will join the TPD starting lineup this week, most notably at RB. He traded for Fournette and Carson as both are playing at high levels to start this season. Both are more featured parts of their offenses than the players TPD had previously. Keeping Montgomery as his #3 RB was a key. He has high hopes for Montgomery the rest of the way. Tyler Boyd enters the fold at FLEX. He will have to play well in order to keep his spot, many quality players behind him are jockeying for playing time. TPD needs a bounce back week from both Watson and Hopkins. Darren Waller continued to produce at the TE spot, a welcomed sign for a typically TE struggling team. All and all TPD took some risks but increased his overall upside. It is time to step up and play like TPD players do. The surge is on it's way, it's just a matter of time.

Always surging is the NASTY. It had a layover last week and struggled to make it to their next flight. But the issues have been resolved and the NASTY is flying home to TPD Field House to drop the hammer on their would be combatant. Taking on an angry NASTY after having to deal with airport processing is a task none would welcome and none will succeed. It will unleash it's jet lagged fury!

Player Profile: Amari Cooper
It seems too obvious to put Cooper in this spot considering his match-up this week but has to be done. Cooper has cemented himself as a WR1 in fantasy based on his surging offense and his increased role as the bonafided go to target. He's yet to disappoint this season and is primed for a big year and a big week. Come Sunday, Cooper will display the raw NASTYness ability that allows him dominate every time on the field. Scoop to the hoop Coop! Oh MY NASTY!


Friday, September 13, 2019

Week 2 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs GrabbingThemTDs

Image result for darren waller week 1Date: September 15, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Tight Grip Palace

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Amari Cooper
RB: Kerryon Johnson
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Tyler Lockett
K: Brett Maher
DEF: Denver

Last week started off extremely slow with multiple big named TPD players doing next to nothing all day Sunday. Everything changed on Monday Night when Watson and Hopkins put on a show. They tore it up combining for 65 points, cementing a TPD comeback. TPD has made night game comebacks somewhat of a theme as many of his biggest wins have come in such fashion. In the end TPD started the season off with a bang scoring the 4th most points of the week. The first win of the year is in the books and he now prepares for his first divisional match-up of the young season. TPD wants to get back to winning the East, something he has not done in each of the last two seasons. That quest begins in week 2.

The starting lineup predictably took on some major chances in preparation for week 2. TPD shipped off 5 players in one trade, but brought back multiple potential fire pieces in their place. Cooper immediately ascends to the #2 WR spot. His potential this season is off the charts in the revamped Dallas offense under Kellen Moore. TPD may have bought him before his value skyrocketed even further, which may have made him unattainable via trade. Montgomery and Green are not yet startable but will have unreal potential as the season progresses. Green's record goes without saying, while Montgomery looked like the best Chicago back last week and is destined to receive more work moving forward. Darren Waller was a high prized free agent pickup by TPD last week. He may instantly take over the starting TE spot as OJ Howard has struggled out of the gate. Waller's skill set makes him a focal point of an offense that loves to feature TEs and adding all of the pieces together  makes him an early favorite to become one of the most influential free agent pickups of the season. TPD is accustomed to such moves, he acquired James Conner last season for next to nothing even before the Bell news hit. After horrible performances by TPD's kicker and defense last week, newcomers will take the field for week 2 hoping for better results.

The rest of the starting lineup remains intact with Watson, Hopkins, and Mack looking to carry over dominating performances into week 2, while Johnson and Lockett will look to meet their loft expectations from the offseason after week 1 duds. Always carrying lofty expectations is TPD's NASTY from Dynasty. It roared in week 1 in defiant comeback fashion, one of its favorite forms. Heading on the road in a week 2 divisional game, the NASTY will continue its never ending pursuit to fulfill its insatiable desires. Real freakin NASTY.

Player Profile: Darren Waller
Waller was a centerpiece of this season's Hard Knocks and for good reason. His athletic ability matched with his opportunity make him a deadly force each and every week. He simply plays like a WR, and on a team in desperate need of them he fits the bill perfectly. Expect an even NASTYer performance than his strong week 1 showing. It is his time to shine. Glare your NASTY DW.

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Week 1 Press Release (2019)

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: September 8, 2019
Image result for kerryon johnson lionsTime: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Tyler Lockett
RB: Kerryon Johnson
RB: Josh Jacobs
TE: O.J. Howard
FLEX: Marlon Mack
K: Jason Myers
DEF: Philadelphia

"A man's reach should exceed his grasp."

TPD's reach, his visualization of golden championship achievement, indeed exceeded his grasp. Hours built in multiple months of off-season dedication reflect his ever extending reach. To grasp hold of one's purposeful reach is to stretch a hand across the threshold of the heavens. The resulting embrace around glory filled starlight, courses through an embattled dreamer like an explosion of pure blissful peace. But the reach ever extends. Unrelenting in its imagination and quest to reveal a heaveness understanding, made possible by an understanding of reverence and nostalgia, not taken for granted or blindly cast aside. It allows for the continued climb and exploration never ending. TPD is back for 2019, dreaming of what his reach could possibly grasp once more.

TPD's quest embarks on goals without precedent, a 4th street to walk beyond even a 3peat. Such accomplishment previously never thought possible, but his hard work and dedication has finally paid off after years of heartbreak. It was foretold that TPD was learning and improving from all his failures, and such claims are now validated and will continue. For who would falter first? TPD's knowledge displayed specifically in the playoffs, where is managerial skill and creativity has risen above the rest, capturing three straight championships. The last thing TPD wants to relinquish is his claim upon the peak of the mountain. His passion, drive, and determination are ever compounded and cast in stone, etched with golden starlight.

The lineup to start the season is different than years past. TPD achievements do not dwindle the need for attacking shortcomings. QB and TE were revolving door starting spots for TPD a season ago, he even survived a putrid TE performance in the championship game. TPD took no chances on either position in this years draft. Nothing is assured, but the selections of Deshaun Watson and O.J. Howard were made with the hopes of both being cornerstone contributors from day one for this team. DeAndre Hopkins was deservedly taken as the 1st WR off the board, and he just needs to nuke as Nuke does. Aside from those studs almost the entire rest of the lineup has been formed from post draft acquisitions. TPD has made an unprecedented 6 trades following the draft, before the season has begun. With such ferocious activity the entire team has evolved. He boasts one of the deepest WR cores to ever take shape before the start of the season. Nuke, Lockett, Ridley, Moore, Shepard, and Crowder give TPD extreme roster flexibility and creativity. Perhaps even more important though is TPD's early season RB room. For the first time since 2012, TPD will enter a season with RBs other teams around the league would be happy to start. Johnson, Jacobs, and Mack are young studs with much to prove and unbelievable potential. It is a scary thought knowing what TPD could do with such depth and potential on his roster this early in the season.

The lineup this week features some difficult spots, but massive potential for blowup performances as well. Watson and Nuke make an awesome partnership of fantasy destruction on Monday Night football down in the big easy. Lockett, Johnson, and Howard look to exploit beatable match-ups, while Jacobs and Mack square off against worthy adversaries. The flex position remains in flux, as Moore, Mack, and Ridley, all have a realistic chance at starting in the final spot. TPD is excited about the big leg of Jason Myers, on a team ready to give him plenty of opportunities to strike boot to leather. Philadelphia will garner a spot start against a team seemingly devoid of offensive talent in the form of Washington. It is a lineup built for one devastating and glorious purpose.

The NASTY purpose remains static. It devours outright and encompasses all in a gooey constriction of radioactive nastiness. It is the force that carries TPD to such magnificent heights. Raising the banner of a 3peat at TPD Field House on Sunday will ignite a flame of devastation in the NASTY's core, strong enough to consume any and all that dare oppose such an unstoppable force. The NASTY from Dynasty will rise again, for what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. For a mans reach should exceed his grasp. Time to kick off 2019, TPD style.

Player Profile: Kerryon Johnson
Last season's week 1 profile showcased a RB with rich opportunity and potential in James Conner. The rest as they say is history. This season brings about a new possible leader of the RB room in Kerryon Johnson. The lions are a team built to run the football, behind an improving offensive line. His ability to break tackles, create big plays, and catch the ball out of the backfield make him one hell of an underrated RB1. His sky high potential will be on full display against one of the league's worst run defenses. Look for him to do it all on Sunday and lay down one terrifying NASTY performance. Show your NASTY Scary Kerry.

Sunday, June 9, 2019

Long Foreshadowed Potential, Cast in Starlight, Welcome to TPD 2019

"Have you ever walked there sometimes, and seen the world fall away and the light forever fill the air. All light is sacred to the Eldar, but the wood elves love best the light of the stars."

What was once an unspeakable dream is now written in the stars. First etched in stone, then cast in gold, now a blaze in starlight. It seems an impossible fate for a once broken man, if not for what was foretold.

Hope was all that was left for an embattled dreamer. Hope for a reverenced past. But not an unaware or unappreciated hope. Hope's foundation understood and maintained through purpose and dedication to reverence and nostalgia. It is within this understanding of reverence that the prophecy for what was to come was formed. A prophecy of TPD's magnificent and terrible potential that would come to pass.

In discerning that reverenced past memories could only be achieved through embracing the summer grind and applying the knowledge gained from past pain, a path of choosing was laid before his feet. Either learn from one's mistakes, or walk aimlessly, head down from the weight of failure. Latter such actions would never be a tool of the non-wicked. Instead, dedication withstood and the offseason grind ensued, and each moment that inched closer towards that prophecy compounded his ever ready drive and determination. The first championship etched in stone a new dedication and foundation. It compounded with a championship energy, and through that energy the prophecy was then recast in gold and coronated through a back to back championship molding. And now, with the world fallen away and the prophecy of potential perhaps fulfilled, a 3peat cast in pure and precious starlight is revealed. For it is the memories that are indeed precious and pure. New nostalgia and reverence fills the air. Much that once was is now lost, for few now live who remember the heartbreak of TPD past. Left are the memories of OBJ, Evans, and LeSean from 2016. Hopkins, Thomas, and Kelce from 2017. Brown, McCaffrey, Conner, Wilson, and Williams from 2018. Such potential was foretold, and others were warned of the devastation to come. All now look upon something as brilliant and powerful as the dawn. TPD's crowning accomplishment, a 3peat, is a foundation that will stand forever. It will forever hoist him towards blinding skies of starlight. It will live forever in the halls of TPD lure and the pages of MFFL history. The prophecy fulfilled....or is it?

Last season began slow with a 2-2 record in the first four games. But TPD rallied with 5 straight wins claiming huge point totals during the streak. In fact, last season TPD became only the 2nd team in MFFL history to never score below 120 points in a regular season game all season. Even with so much remarkable past accomplished, TPD continued to find new ways of etching his name in the MFFL history books. But like the themes of each of the last two season's TPD's accomplishments flew under the radar, for McCoy and The Morgans once again sported dominate teams breaking records of their own. When the regular season dust had settled TPD's 6th playoff adventure pitted him against both familiar foes. This time however, each of them knew the score. Playing TPD in the playoffs was a challenge neither wanted to face. For while the other two teams were dominating in the regular season, very rarely having a match-up resembling anything close to a challenge, TPD was battling every week. Teams scored 120 more points against him than either of the two teams he would face in the playoffs. TPD never panicked or misstepped, for he had been there before and knew exactly what to do. The Morgans were once again up first. Last season's final four match-up was inarguably the greatest MFFL game ever played, with TPD becoming the victor due only to sheer will and managerial skill. Marquise Goodwin ring a bell? And while the 2018 version of this blood feud did not live up to such standards, TPD still came out on top, and sealed the fate the Morgans had long before knew in their heart.

After beating the Morgans he found himself in the championship for a third straight year, a feat never before accomplished in the MFFL. Waiting for him was none other than The Real McCoy. A match-up that once favored McCoy, now turned in favor of TPD, holding sway over each of the last three season's when these titan's clashed. McCoy, sensing a similar fate the Morgan's and others had felt, attempted something unthinkable. He started Jaylen Samuels, a RB, in his TE spot. For some ridiculous reason Samuels had TE eligibility. McCoy had picked up Samuels weeks before, after an injury to a stud TPD player, James Conner.  In the weeks leading up to the championship, not once did McCoy put Samuels in his TE spot. It was only in setting his lineup for the championship that he dared such a brazen move. Sure it was a perfectly legal play of gamesmanship, but it felt too sneaky and cheap. It felt like a challenge and dare to the greatness and skill of TPD, but it also felt like desperation.

It is within that moment that something changed in TPD. The moment he saw 4 RBs in the starting lineup of his championship opponent brought about a peace of mind. His difficult championship lineup decisions suddenly became clear. Players with whom he had questions about leading into the week, he no longer questioned. His championship lineup took shape. For no team attempts such a play of gamesmanship against TPD and lives to tell the tale. For he knew he had to win and he knew he would win. In the end, it became true. TPD captured his crowning achievement, a magnificent 3peat, But it was how TPD secured his third straight championship that cemented his greatness. The result was quintessential TPD and seemingly a direct response to the move that had been attempted against him by his bold opponent. TPD scored a championship record 176 points. His team balled out, especially at positions in which TPD had previously struggled to set. McCoy still found quintessential McCoy ways to stay in the ball game, with every single player in his starting lineup scoring a touchdown except his kicker. His defense even scored a touchdown on the finally play of the game, after taking an interception to the house when they had already won and could have taken a knee. Such horrible circumstance long endured by TPD but long defeated, he once again showed his hardened education and skill, and grabbed hold of golden rich achievement once more. The gravity of a 3peat felt weightless. What was once carved in stone, then cast in gold, now cascaded in starlight. A triumph that will stand the test of time.

Some would think the long foreshadowed potential is now fulfilled. A 3peat, never before thought possible; this truly must be the prophecy's completion...but it is not. TPD's potential still carries purpose and momentum without end, his sights set on the horizon. For as he has reached heights unknown, others have attempted the climb behind him, and they have found plateaus of their own. Who would falter from such heights first? Does anyone dare to say TPD? Even with all he has accomplished, all still know the truth. The truth that he will not turn towards directions with complacent ends. He will endure and continue to exert his full force and will to dominate. It is the other's who will misstep and fall. Their time is borrowed and beckoning, for they lack the pain, scars, knowledge, and appreciation of reverence, necessary to continue down this path. TPD's resolve and dedication is compounded once more by a 3peat. Can you image what the force of a 3peat's compounding dedication can do to any that stand in its way? The destruction that awaits this continued prophecy will devour all. It continues on, riding a wave of NASTY towards even brighter star filled skies. It will carry on forever, unyielding, unwavering, and unrelenting. You know of what I speak, for you have seen it. TPD's dominance will endure, his spirit tied to the nostalgia and the nostalgia tied to him. They are one, the reverence and TPD. The foundation now a blazed with starlight. It is a torrent of glory filled sky, and it comes for you.

Welcome to TPD 2019. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD...ya you know me.