Thursday, September 27, 2018

Week 4 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: September 30, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: David Johnson
RB: Lamar Miller
TE: Trey Burton
FLEX: James Conner
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Green Bay

TPD welcomes once more a future titan of fantasy football into this world with the birth of his son Orion. May his rise through the ranks be swift and impactful. He has a ready made rival in the shape of his brother Arlo. He will forever be loved.

TPD orchestrated a crucial week 3 Monday Night comeback securing a victory. Led by fantastic play from Fitzpatrick, Beckham, and Thomas, TPD also received contributing efforts from Johnson, Miller, and Conner. TPD is averaging 147 points per game to start the year and is dancing around the difficulty of yet another brutal early season schedule. Teams are averaging 140 ppg against TPD so far this season.

A decision at QB will need to be made before week 4 kicks off, as TPD has two players performing at a high level in Rivers and Fitzpatrick. Rivers is the assumed starter but if Keenan Allen cannot go, TPD may turn to Fitzpatrick who is fresh off helping TPD obtain a much needed victory in week 3. The stud WRs will remain the same. Beckham has yet to score a TD but is still beasting, while Thomas has set multiple receiving records to start this season. Baldwin is close to returning, and if he plays this week he has an outside shot at starting in the flex. David Johnson did more than fine last week in a tough match-up and looks to continue building momentum with TPD. Miller and Conner both seem to be one good match-up away from breaking out. Burton will start once again but may be pushed by newly acquired Howard if there is no uptick in his play. Green Bay, mad and desperate, look to take advantageous of the Bills, fresh off a shocking win and who are perhaps content. Funchess is a quality bench stash but is on bye this week, while Henry looks to continue improving his play as his o-line finally gets healthy. Aaron Jones proved a worthy stash as he performed well in his first game back.

TPD is back home in the friendly confines of TPD Field House, with the NASTY fully torqued and ready to explode again. It was the momentous push for a comeback win a week ago and the momentum has continued back home as it will continue its ever engulfing consumption of all who oppose. Ever since THE was added before Perpetual Dynasty the NASTY has been empowered by emphatic designation, resulting in two championships and many a devoured scene. The NASTY will eat again.

Player Profile: Lamar Miller
Miller's performance so far this season has left a bit to be desired, but his consistency is an added reprieve from TPD's usual wild RB play. Each of Miller's games to start the season have seen the Texans out scored early, leading to negative game script. TPD will bank on a change in fortune this week and continue to show faith in Miller. His faith will be rewarded by a NASTY performance from Lamar come Sunday. Shockingly NASTY!
 

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Week 3 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs HydeMyChubbyJohnson

Date: September 23, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: HCJ Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Ryan Fitzpatrick
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: David Johnson
RB: Lamar Miller
TE: Trey Burton
FLEX: James Conner
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Baltimore

TPD played well a week ago but came away with a loss. He is averaging 155 points per game in his first two match-ups but once again deals with a beast of a schedule to start the year. It's a trend following TPD for three straight seasons. Dating back to 2015, during the first 8 weeks of the season, teams are averaging a devastating 127 points per game against him. TPD's been able to manage the storm each of the last two seasons, but a change in weather patterns would be a welcomed sight for this franchise. As it is, no other manager is as prepared for such circumstance. A fact proven year after year.

With such success and savvy roster maneuvering, you would think less doubt would surround this manager and franchise. It's only week 2, but many have already written off some big named TPD players like, Johnson, Baldwin, and Henry. A foolish proposition in the eyes of TPD, but patience is a virtue and his validation will have to come later in the year, as it has each of the last two seasons. TPD is confident with the team's current construction, and a few improving injuries and positive touchdown regression will eventually remind everyone of the awesome might that is TPD and prove how foolish it is to ever doubt this franchise's decision making.

Week 3 brings about a few key changes to the starting lineup, one of which being a top 5 pick in this year's MFFL draft. TPD welcomes David Johnson to the franchise. One of the few players in the league not to have spent time with this juggernaut franchise, many remember the day in 2016 when Johnson was a part of TPD's squad for a resounding 30 minutes, before being traded again for a major haul in what would be a championship finish for TPD. Things are different this time around as Johnson looks to have staying power for this roster. He solidifies the weakest link of TPD's roster, the RB depth, and adds a stud name to an already decorated lineup of stars. Ryan Fitzpatrick will be inserted into the starting lineup after a historical start to the season. The ride may not be long, but a strong performance in week 3 may be the spring board to make Fitzpatrick a sneaky great pick up for many weeks to come. Michael Thomas has now caught more balls in the first two weeks of a season than any other player in history. It could be a special season for the perennial TPD titan. Beckham looks to bounce back after a rough game. Lamar Miller is 4th in the league in yards and is averaging 4.88 yards per carry to start the season. Once he starts scoring touchdowns many will see just how good he's been to start this season. James Conner played in a game last week with the worst possible game script for a RB...he still finished top 10 at the position for the week. Guys like Henry, Jones, and Funchess will be on the bench, but TPD is confident their play will be recognized from a far, and reshape certain misperceptions about their season long outlook.

Even with the loss a week ago, the NASTY was on full display. It will turn doubt into awe in week 3 and remind opponents how fleeting a thought doubting this team is. The newly cemented HCJ Park will be decorated with NASTY ooze all over the pristine new grounds and architecture.

Player Profile: David Johnson
How often do you get to a acquire a top 5 pick at a discount? Regardless of the outcome, all understand the potential of such a move and know it's worth the risk. Johnson will thrive in his new role atop TPD's RB depth chart. It's an opportunity he's been waiting for ever since the brief stay here tin 2016. He's out to prove this time will be different, by becoming yet another heartbeat of a team pulsating with pride and golden accomplishment. There is simply no way to describe or prepare for the NASTY showing Johnson will unleash in week 3. Holy NASTY!

Thursday, September 13, 2018

Week 2 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: September 16, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: James Conner
RB: Lamar Miller
TE: Trey Burton
FLEX: A.J. Green
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Washington

TPD's season began with a bang. He scored 163 points in a week one comeback after being down big after Thursday night. It was a tremendous start to the season and TPD's 2nd most points scored ever in week one. He was led by the unbelievable performances of James Conner and Michael Thomas as well as strong games from Wilson, Beckham, and Baltimore D. It was a fitting way to begin the season after back to back championships, but the enjoyment won't last long as TPD is faced with another difficult challenge in week 2.

After such a strong start most, if not all, managers would struggle to touch their starting lineup, let alone make trades and free agent pick ups. But TPD was back to his old ways this week making a major splash on the trade market acquiring A.J. Green. He gave up Wilson, Kupp, Cooper, and Peterson, but he is happy with the return of perennial TPD players in Green and Rivers. It is a power move and one that could shape the fortunes of TPD's season before the bulk of it even begins. TPD will turn the page quickly and welcome the new faces fervently by immediately placing them in the starting lineup. Rivers travels to the east coast for a 1:00pm game, but it is against perhaps the worst team in the league. Beckham proved last week that he is still a stud by dismantling the elite Jags defense. Thomas will try to emulate his legendary week one performance and prove he is a truly elite player for this franchise. Conner is fresh off his own beast game and now is at home against a worse defense. The importance of the Conner pick up cannot be understated. Green has a quick turnaround after joining TPD's lineup, with a Thursday night match-up against a tough defense. TPD will mess around with his TE position until he finds a suitable consistent player. James white is clamoring to enter the starting lineup but it may be difficult with Conner and Miller gaining the majority of touches for their respective teams. TPD will insert Washington on defense in what he believes is a sneaky good start. It will be tough to match last week's production but the fire power is ever present and potent. TPD hopes to keep the momentum rolling. Each of the last two seasons have been an absolute grind just to make the playoffs, but a win in week 2 will go a long way in having a dominant TPD regular season of old.

The NASTY needed no warm up and absolutely annihilated whatever was in front of it on Sunday. Traveling to the ever dangerous GDP it will have to keep its wits about it. But the NASTY from Dynasty always travels well, and in style. It will feast once more.

Player Profile: Odell Beckham Jr
OBJ answered pretty much every question left unanswered last week. He torched Jaelen Ramsey to the tune of 11 catches for 111 yards. It was wonderful to behold and a validation of TPD's trust in such a polarizing player. The expectations are now back for this titan among men and it is time for him to retake the reigns of this franchise. Beckham's back ya'll and his NASTY should never be questioned again. Pure plum NASTY.

Wednesday, September 5, 2018

Week 1 Press Release (2018)

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: September 9, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Russell Wilson
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: Lamar Miller
RB: James Conner
TE: Trey Burton
FLEX: Amari Cooper
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Baltimore

Week one of the MFFL season has arrived and for TPD the anticipation is palpable. Months of research and planning have led to this moment, the moment when TPD steps onto the hallowed grounds of TPD Field House, and begins another MFFL journey, tangibly witnessing the wages of a new battle. Two straight championships, iron hardened and stead fast, TPD's resolve never wavering, the dawn of a new year has arrived, and this decorated manager once again stares down the barrel with a cemented gaze on the horizon and a look of cold confidence towards his opponents.

Fate's always ironic plater has served TPD a wide variety of difficult circumstances for week one. Wilson will battle on the road in the always difficult Denver atmosphere, Beckham locks horns with Ramsey for his first game action in over 10 months, Cooper battles the Rams, while Baldwin deals with a chronic knee injury. What a fitting start for this battle tested manager, yet opportunity to prove why he is the best at savvy gameday managing.

TPD expects another big year out of Russell Wilson, on the heels of a top 3 overall points finish in the MFFL a year ago. Working in his favor this season is the fact that the Seahawks D has been dismantled, leaving plenty a need for big scoring days from Wilson. Some would point to his offensive supporting cast as a concern, but when has that ever been a problem for Wilson? TPD's WRs to begin the year are potent. He welcomes back franchise mainstays in Beckham and Thomas, while bringing back previous draftees Cooper and Baldwin, both of whom look to be the main engine of their respective offenses on teams with bad defenses. Cooper Kupp is quietly lurking as TPD's #5 WR, but his potential is enormous in an offense led by a QB who loves to dump to his young slot man. The RB core is more solidified to start this season than in previous renditions. Miller and Henry lead the way as touch monsters, while Peyton Barber is set for a three down role in a capable offense. TPD will see whatever AD has left in the tank as it looks like the future hall of famer will be the lead back for Washington. He traded away James White but reacquired him last night. The passing specialist is always undervalued. Trey Burton is ready to set the league on fire in a position tailored made towards his skill set. Baltimore Defense quietly finished last season as the #2 fantasy defense and in week one they have arguably the best on paper match-up against Nathan Peterman and reworked offensive line Bills.

The team is deep and ever evolving. TPD may have the most at his disposal to start a season in some time, not an encouraging thought for other league members. Even with a promising season hopefully on tap, this week looks tough on paper. Many tough match-ups and role/injury concerns will make TPD fluctuate his roster more than one would want for week 1. Do not be surprised if TPD benches/starts players no one else would dare consider. He has done it before and will do whatever it takes to win. That confidence has led to two straight championships, and it will never waver. You may see Beckham, Baldwin, Cooper, and Henry all on TPD's bench for week one, who else would even consider such a move? TPD is ready to dispel some of the negative criticism geared towards players like Wilson, Baldwin, and Henry, but it may have to wait, due to tough match-ups to start the year. Either way TPD is ready and excited to put faith in his guys and remind everyone of who he is. Don't get it twisted.

As TPD opens the gates to TPD Field House, the NASTY, taken from Dynasty, boils over, engulfing all that it meets. Chained and caged for months, the NASTY is tortured waiting to be unleashed. It will consume and devour all, as it is only meant to do. The NASTY rides with TPD forever and always, loyal to the bitter end.

Player Profile: James Conner
How did it come to this? No one could have seen this coming. One of the best RBs in the league is for sure to miss week one, due to their own design. The storyline has sent shockwaves throughout all who watch and cheer, but it opens the door for a player ready to take the reigns of a powerful offense, a player who may not be so willing to relinquish the reigns when designated to do so. Conner is battle tested on and off the field, it is foolish for anyone to question his resolve and abilities. TPD will look to strike gold with this free agent pickup of just a night ago. He is no stranger to using fill in RBs to start a season, and those past results have been nothing short of NASTY. Take what is yours Conner, and do your NASTY! TPD football is back baby 2018 style!