Week 12 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: November 27, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:
QB: Eli Manning
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Wendell Smallwood
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Odell Beckham Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Buffalo

TPD must rebound quickly for a classic rivalry week Thanksgiving after a heartbreaking two point loss a week ago. Anytime a match-up is that close the what ifs immediately enter the consciousness of the loser. TPD can point the finger at many players who did not do enough to obtain a victory while also lamenting the fact that one of their best players, LeSean, exited the game before halftime and did not return due to injury. It was a gut wrenching loss and one that pushes TPD's playoff chances to the brink.

TPD enters week 12 having scored the most points in the league. Yet they reside in 6th place and in serious danger of being knocked out at any moment. He cannot win games when he scores below 120 points. He has not done it since week 8 of 2014 and has only accomplished that feat four times in his entire career. Teams need close low scoring wins in order to win games in this league and it has been maddening watching countless others obtain victories in that fashion week after week while TPD continues to be handcuffed by his poor luck and circumstances. Week 12 offers another chance to break through circumstance and clear a path for the playoffs. What is dead may never die.

The match-ups are tough for TPD this week. It is going to take a full team effort to knock off Loco at Burritoville. TPD will determine his starting RBs at a later date as he waits for injury news to shape the landscape. His elite WRs have very tough match-ups on paper, making Brandin Cooks a possible option at home, but it is hard to sit the guys ahead of him. Both Stafford and Rivers will hit the bench this week as Eli Manning will make a start for TPD.

It is Thanksgiving week meaning there should be plenty of helpings of NASTY going around the family table at Loco headquarters. Last year Loco shared the NASTY helpings with the entire family, who all enjoyed it, and somehow had the stomach to handle it. But this season the recipe has changed and do not be surprised by the look on Loco's face as he attempts to eat the NASTY in the same manner as they did last season, only to find out, instantly, that they have made an extreme error in judgement. TPD has always left Burritoville with an upset stomach due to the nasty food served at that stadium, but this season it will be Loco with the dismembered bowels. Gross, that is NASTY.

Player Profile: Wendell Smallwood
Shady was well on his way to a NASTY performance last week before he got hurt. This week will profile another RB. Wendell Smallwood gets the nod though it could be a number of RBs in play for this profile. Many RBs on TPDs roster may get heavier workloads due to injuries and Smallwood is at the top of that list. He has proven to be a valuable commodity when given the chance and if that chance comes this week expect a NASTY day for the ages.

Week 11 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Advantageous Morgans

Date: November 20, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Mike Evans
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: C.J. Prosise
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Brandin Cooks
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Miami

TPD enters week 11 on a two game winning streak. He is averaging 143 ppg over his last six games leading to four victories. His victory last week over LFB was huge for their season long outlook and now they go up against a team that made their bones against TPD earlier this year.

TPD once again last week put his squad in the best possible position to win with his gameday managing. His RB core has been in flux since the LeSean injury but the benefit being that TPD has had an opportunity to sharpen his managing skills in hopes of a strong late season finish. With LeSean back after bye, TPD hopes the impact will be powerful on many levels. He is once again presented with a difficult lineup decision for this week, with B. Cooks seemingly a lock to enter his lineup, based on his strong play, but TPD hates Thursday players and Cooks could go to the bench in place of a lesser known RB commodity. Ever since the trade of D. Johnson many have wondered how TPD would form a productive RB core. Entering week 11 TPD feels like they have done, and will continue to do, a good job at finding talent at that position. Prosise and Kelley may not be flashy but they offer potential and will continue to attempt to secure a recurring starting lineup spot for the remaining games.

The NASTY came alive at the Field House last week and the fans will once again flood the seats to watch a NASTY showing Sunday. TPD is scoring points like he has in the past, though his poor circumstances hide their true dominant potentials. The NASTY will rain from the skies, directly onto TPD's opponent, and the result will be catastrophic. Ponchos nor umbrellas will not protect them from the acid like burning qualities of the NASTY downpour.

Player Profile: LeSean McCoy
He's back. LeSean McCoy is the forgotten star on the TPD roster. Before his injury he was playing as well as any RB in the league. Shady showed one week before his bye that he was ready to get back to his NASTY ways, and entering week 11 its time for him to explode. The insertion of a dynamic Shady into TPD's lineup is a power move and one that will make his team that much more imposing. Some might say NASTY.

Week 10 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 13, 2016
Time: 1:00 PM
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Mike Evans
RB: Chris Ivory
RB: C.J. Prosise
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Odell Beckham Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Carolina

TPD enters week 10 on the heels of a massive performance. He scored 174 points in week 9, the 2nd highest point total of the season, bested only by his 200 performance earlier in the year. It is yet another accomplishment to add to the already stuffed pages of the TPD record book. Even with the hellish seasons TPD has endured over the last two years, his record book continues to be revamped as his teams continue to roll out dominant performance. Week 10 is yet another opportunity to acquire a necessary win against an eastern division foe, LFB.

TPD hopes to put on a better performance than in their first match-up this year. The crazy fans of TPD nation will fill the Field House in help of such hopes. His team is completely different than it was to start the season, per usual. TPD feels the additions of T. Eifert and Carolina D have solidified two starting positions that were once fluid and the WR core can explode at any moment, as demonstrated last week. TPD's RBs are still fluid, and L McCoy is on bye this week, but overall the position has stepped up and TPD has been playing the match-ups well. His gameday managing has been on point ever since a few slip ups early in the season, and he hopes to once again put his team in the best position possible to win.

He is thankful to be given the opportunity to play meaningful games in this league. Last season he fought, and played meaningful games all the way to the final regular season game of the year. He hopes to last as long as he can and perhaps get back to the playoffs after a one year hiatus. It is an honor each time TPD laces up the cleats in preparation for an MFFL game, and he does not take it for granted.

What is dead continues to never die and TPD has battled his heart out this season. His managing over the last two seasons may be the best of his career, but his ridiculous schedule has kept him from reaching the heights that illustrate such facts. The NASTY was redistributed in efficient, dominant fashion last week. This week TPD will employ the same delivery company for his must win home game. The ruckus nature of TPD Field House will ensure the delivery is handled on schedule and in NASTY style. How NASTY it will be when TPD's opponent is pelted by the onslaught of NASTY performances.

Player Profile: Stephen Gostkowski
A kicker is the player profile? Yes. Gostkowski has been a TPD regular for years and his steady leg has been a part of some of the best teams of all time. His season started slow but TPD needs his consistency down the stretch. It is a huge weapon to get 10 or more points each week from a kicker. TPD held onto Gostkowski over the bye week and a NASTY game come Sunday night will show everyone why.    

Week 9 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: November 6, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TO Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Charcandrick West
TE: Clive Walford
FLEX: Julio Jones
K: Cairo Santos
DEF: Carolina

The same old story, different day. The Morgans put up 132 after not scoring above 114 all year to beat TPD and solidify his fate as the cursed one. The mega addition of J. Jones was not enough to get a victory, as Julio put up an atrocious 5 points, leading TPD to demote him to the flex for week 9. TPD played well across the board and continued to make the best decisions for his team via free agent pick ups and gameday managing but there is nothing else that can be done. TPD's schedule is simply overpowering with only one team scoring below 125 all year. Maybe week 9 will be different considering TPD's opponent has many bye weeks to contend with.

Much of the lineup will remain the same in preparation for week 9, though his RB and TE situation will be monitored throughout the week with guys hurt or on bye. He is hoping the three musketeers at WR can finally produce during the same week and spark something for this franchise. The pick up of Carolina D last week was a huge success and they may have grabbed hold of his starting D spot the rest of the way if they perform well again this week. TPD had good times with Charcandrick (Charizard) West last season and the injuries to the Chiefs back field may open the door for a repeat performance. TPD hates Thursday gamedays but he will have no choice but to start two star WRs on Thursday this week. A strong start on a Thursday would be a welcomed change and perhaps the spark TPD needs.

TPD is 3rd in points entering week 9. That stat helps illustrate the fact the the NASTY, although not fully functioning, has still been producing at a great clip. It's the same as last season when TPD finished 3rd in total points. Even while experiencing a 2nd straight season from hell TPD will never give up and never lose faith in this team or it's direction. His luck will have to change eventually and when it does TPD has proven he will be ready. The NASTY will be unleashed over everything near its barrel of nastiness. Week 9 may be the start of something big and smelly, the NASTY holds the truth and the key. Doubting only speeds up the NASTY encompassing.

Player Profile: Mike Evans
One of the most consistently great fantasy players of the 2016 season finally makes TPD's player profile. Evans has been phenomenal this season and he takes the stage on Thrusday with Julio to change the course of this season. He has to be the one to carry this team at a time like this. His steady hands and production will be the light leading the way through the darkness...oh and he'll be doing NASTY things along the way.