Tuesday, August 31, 2021

No Matter the Circumstance, TPD's Dominance Shines On

 "Shine on, Abra Stone. You shine on."

Even during a season in which TPD missed the playoffs for only the 2nd time in league history, his dominance was as bright as ever. 

Entering 2020, TPD's run of excellence was crescendoing. He had won 3peat championships in 16, 17, and 18, and had been the best team in the league in 2019, going (12-2) in the regular season. There was nothing left for him to do, to prove he was the best. 2020 dared to put such a sentiment to the test. Even while scoring the 3rd most points in the league, (TPD has never finished below 4th in points scored), his record only amounted to (6-8), tying his worst regular season record of 2015. But while enduring such a difficult season, TPD's shine remained. 

Clear to everyone, was the fact that TPD had constructed once again the best lineup in the league. Headlined by Hill and Adams, TPD secured other high level playmakers like Herbert, McCaffrey, and Jacobs. No one wanted TPD to make the playoffs, for they knew what would happen if he did. Alas, it did not come to pass, in large part to CMC playing only one game for TPD after acquiring him via trade. TPD also had the league's 3rd toughest schedule, and his classic bad circumstance, that has followed him throughout his MFFL career. With all that said, last year proved something to everyone in the league. Regardless of TPD's record, his team is the most feared, every...single...week. His record does nothing to damage his shine. If TPD didn't have bad luck, he'd have no luck at all. Think about it. Even in his worst two seasons in the MFFL, he still had 6 wins in both, missing the playoffs by a single game both times. The poor circumstance, the difficult schedule, and the target squarely on his back, could only damage him to one game below (.500). It brings to mind the scene in The Avengers, when Thanos is amused by a single drop of his own blood, after Ironman unleashed every thing he had on him. 

TPD has taken everything the league could possibly unleash, and has spit it out. Now, entering 2021, TPD will make clear the severe consequences against those who dare make him bleed a single drop of his own blood. Yahoo has already prophesied such, giving TPD the only (A) draft grade in the league. Don't get it twisted. This isn't a comeback, TPD's been here for years. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Nostalgia. Reverence. You down with TPD? Welcome to TPD 2021. 



Friday, December 4, 2020

Week 13 Press Release

 


The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: December 6, 2020
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Justin Herbert
WR: Davante Adams
WR: Tyreek Hill
RB: Josh Jacobs
RB: James White
TE: Dallas Goedert
FLEX: Cole Beasley
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: New Orleans

TPD won in dramatic fashion last week to keep his playoff hopes alive. Once again TPD's opponent came to play, a distressing theme from this season, but TPD answered the bell, led by an unbelievable performance from Tyreek Hill. Hill scored 58 points, and had over 200 yards by the end of the 1st quarter, scoring 3 touchdowns for the whole game. It was an explosion TPD had been waiting for, and it was well worth the wait. Hill's performance re-ignited the TPD sails, and will be remembered forever in TPD lore. TPD now has the most points scored in the league this season, averaging a ridiculous 153 ppg over is last four games. He has crafted the best team in the league and it is a shame the standings do not reflect that. He prepares for another week in which he gets to play meaningful MFFL ball. What a privilege. 

The starting lineup is in flux for a 2nd straight week. He was right to be wary of Herbert last week, but Justin will likely get the start again this week. Taysom has played well, but TPD fears about him going up against a team that just got to play him two weeks ago, and will likely deploy a better scheme to stop him. Adams and Hill, that is all I need to say. They have been the two most dominant fantasy players all season. I guess TPD knows what he is doing placing faith in the WR position ever year. Jacobs may be out, but TPD is confident Booker will fill his shoes well. White gets a spot start, but it may end up being more if his receiving production holds moving forward. It is a sneaky strong pick up for TPD this week. TE will be a gametime decision, though TPD may end up starting both of them if he feels they can both exploit their match-ups. The flex could also be filled by Beasley or Edmonds. New Orleans has been playing great and gets a solid match-up this week. TPD will have to use his stellar gameday managing skills this week, as the optimal lineup is far from observable. He will trust himself and his experience, which separates him from everyone else this time of year. 

Always separating is the NASTY. It was blazing past defenders last week at breakneck speed, and there is no slowing now. Even amidst terrible circumstance, the NASTY roars deep and impact-fully. There is simply no stopping this franchise. Year after year they are the dominant force in the league, and the NASTY is at the core of it. DyNASTY. 

Player Profile: James White
White is set to explode this week. His receptions will be plentiful against a team that gives them up to RBs at a ridiculous clip. Ever since Burkhead's injury white has been playing at a high level. This week he will lead TPD to a victory, and prove once again the advantage TPD has over all others due to his ridiculously NASTY player evaluation and gameday managing. Expertise NASTY!