Week 6 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: October 18, 2020

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup

QB: Cam Newton

WR: Tyreek Hill

WR: Davante Adams

RB: Mike Davis

RB: Alexander Mattison

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Chase Edmonds

K: Justin Tucker

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD won last week, snapping a 3 game losing streak. The team was juiced up after TPD traded for the best RB in fantasy football Christian McCaffrey, and even though CMC is hurt and didn't play last week, the excitement and juice was evident. It was a bold move, TPD destroyed his depth to acquire CMC, but the results were already dynamic. Mike Davis performed the best of anyone in TPD's lineup, and continued production from him would reduce the need for a speedy return from CMC, though obviously TPD wants to start his new ultra mega weapon sooner than later. 

TPD stated heads would roll if he started (1-3), and thats exactly what happen. He did the same thing in 2016 before going on to win his first championship, and the sights for this year are squarely on the same price. The optimal lineup once healthy is truly terrifying. TPD's arrow is pointing up. The master of moves is at it again, and the whole league has been put on notice....again. He molds and crafts a lineup like no other. Time to ham. 

Newton and Adams are back and ready to rock. Hill will look to continue his beastly ways. So far, the atypical decision to draft Hill where TPD did is paying off. He hopes for a classic Hill explosion soon. Jacobs is out on bye, but TPD will start two high end replacements. Davis is on a roll and has surprised everyone in his replacement of CMC. Mattison finally gets a chance to prove he is the best handcuff in the league after a Cook injury. His match-up is the same one Davis exploited a week ago. Chase Edmonds will also start for the first time all year, after proving each week he is the best back in Arizona, just itching to get more playing time. TPD has been holding onto those two players all year in preparation for moments such as this. Now is their time to shine. Engram continues to be ok, but TPD thinks he will catch his first receiving TD of the year this week. The Rams D has stuck on TPD's roster for many weeks now. It is rare when he doesn't stream defenses, but that speaks to how well they have been playing. Tucker continues to be ultra consistent and reliable. This team is so similar to TPD teams of old. It has pure NASTY talent everywhere, and it aims to dominate. This is what he does, he trades, scouts, and moves in ways others can't even see or comprehend. Always innovative and ahead of the curb, for what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD?

 

Always down with TPD is the NASTY. It roared last week. A roar that sent chills down the spines of all others in the MFFL. The beast has awoken. Take your bites of TPD when you can, because that time ends quickly. Entering week 6, that time is officially up. The NASTY will flex throughout the remainder of the season. It comes for you.

Player Profile: Alexander Mattison

Davis was a strong candidate for this selection, he has been playing so well. But this week had to be Mattison. TPD has been waiting, perhaps longer than others would have, but now his patience will be paid off. Mattison is going to shred on Sunday. He will display a NASTY plethora of balanced skills and well roundedness. He's, like TPD, has been waiting for this chance, and all will be left on the field. Smooth NASTY baby!

Week 5 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: October 11, 2020

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Drew Brees

WR: Tyreek Hill

WR: T.Y. Hilton

RB: Josh Jacobs

RB: Mike Davis

TE: Evan Engram

FLEX: Chase Edmonds

K: Justin Tucker

DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD is in a hole. He has lost three straight games. Last week was ridiculous. He lost Newton to Covid, and Adams was a shock inactive, leaving TPD with no one to start on Monday Night in his WR2 spot. Without those two things happening, victory was all but assured. It has been a brutal three weeks for this franchise, but this week he put the league on notice once again, displaying his toughness and determination, trading for the best player in the league. 

Christian McCaffrey is now a member of TPD. The 1st overall pick of this year's draft comes back to TPD, the team that has owned him more than any other to this point in McCaffrey's career. CMC has won two championships with TPD, both times in which TPD traded for him. The move sent shockwaves through the entire league. One thing is clear, if this is to be a down year for TPD, he is not going down without a fight and he will make such an ending worthy of remembrance. 

TPD has made splash moves like this before, but never for an injured player. The hole could deepen after this week considering the talent TPD gave up to get him. But once healthy, he will form a dominant force of NASTINESS with TPD's other stars the likes of which have rarely been seen. CMC, Hill, Adams, Jacobs, and Newton are straight up stars. Look out league, no matter how deep the hole, this team will terrorize all. 

The starting lineup is a mess this week after this trade. TPD is scrambling to find a starting nine he feels comfortable with. For now Hilton and Edmonds will man the vacated spots, though both are looking for better days than they have had to date. Brees is playing on Monday Night at home, a recipe for success for this likely one week flyer. Jacobs is bound to get rolling at some point, it could be this week against a defense that has struggled against the run. Mike Davis has played well in CMC stead, and this week he has an awesome match-up. Engram will likely have his best game of the season this week. It is going to take unexpected circumstances for TPD to come out on top this week, but that is fantasy football, and non one does it better than TPD. He fights tooth and nail when backed into a corner, and the weight of such fierceness is about to be laid at the feet of every opponent hence forth. 

Always laying NASTINESS at the feet of opponents is the NASTY. It is time for it to eat once more. It did not like the previous main courses, so TPD went and got it some prime choice CMC steak. Naw on that, and devour all. The NASTY leaves none alive in its wake. 

Player Profile: Tyreek Hill

Last week's player profile didn't even play. Thats how crazy of a week it was. This week's is a player ready to explode. All year TPD has witnessed huge performances from players across the league, now it's his turn. Hill has been great this year, but has yet to have his signature explosion. That all changes this week. He will light the lamp often and torch a trail towards a TPD victory. Blazen NASTY! Peace!