Thursday, November 8, 2018

Week 10 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: November 11, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House
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Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: James Conner
TE: C.J. Uzomah
FLEX: Brandin Cooks
K: Jake Elliott
DEF: New York (J)

Five straight wins has TPD tied for the lead in the East division, only bested by a 12 point tie breaker. This week TPD is matched up against the team currently ahead of him in the East, setting the stage for an epic battle. The roster beasted last week scoring the most points in the league with 165. TPD is averaging a robust 146 points per game, scoring below 130 just once. The proclamations of the previous couple weeks are playing out in unison on the field with TPD backing it up each week. It's been a terrific season so far for this franchise, a stark contrast from the grinding of the last two championship seasons. A win this week would continue it, though the challenge is potent.

The starting lineup this week has an ominous challenge to overcome. Three of TPD's studs are playing on Thursday night, a night that has consistently tormented the mind and soul of this franchise and it's fans. A similar circumstance was seen two years ago when TPD was playing in a must win divisional game late in the season with two studs going on Thursday night. They combined for 65 points in a massive victory, a victory that was the catalyst for the destruction TPD would dish out in route to a championship. Anything close to that night would signal positivity for this franchise moving forward. Rivers is back in the SL ready to sling it for TPD once more. Brown plays on Thursday night with uncertainty after a reckless driving ticket issued this morning. Beckham is back form bye and ready to continue his strong season. Even amongst the chaos in New York Beckham has remained a stud performer. McCaffrey goes on Thursday in a tough match-up, a week after crushing it after being labeled the player profile of the week. James Conner, the toughness and soul of this team, looks to continue his unbelievable play on Thursday as well. Uzomah scored zero points in TPD's SL the last time he was here, but without Green the Bengals may need him more, and TPD will roll the dice in a somewhat shocking start. The flex will be decided come gameday, with players like Cooks, Chubb, and Scantling all vying for the spot. The defense will be the Jets as they have a tasty match-up against the Bills, though nothing is certain in the NFL. Elliott gets a spot start at kicker with Tucker on bye. Tucker performed the way TPD wanted after trading for him last week, and he hopes Tucker is a rare difference making kicker the rest of the way. TPD likes the depth he has acquired on the bench, and now that the trade deadline has passed he will look to the bench often for support.

Always in support of TPD is the NASTY. After 5 straight wins the NASTY yearns for even more. This game is crucial for eastern supremacy, though not a must win by nature. No matter the outcome TPD is unyielding, ever ready for adversity. The pain endured over the last two seasons crafted two championships, and now it has revealed the most terrifying form of TPD ever, one that can pretty much overcome any scenario and put his team in the best position to win regardless of the misguided herd mentality veil. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. All is revealed.

Player Profile: Philip Rivers
Rivers has scored at least two touchdowns in every game this season. His consistency is a security blanket for a player with weapons capable of exploding at any time. In a week with multiple poor circumstances, TPD will need River's consistency and more if hopes of a victory are to be upheld. Unleash the NASTY Philip, your explosion time has come. NASTY bomb!

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Week 9 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 4, 2018
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Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Russell Wilson
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: James Conner
TE: Benjamin Watson
FLEX: Nick Chubb
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Denver

TPD foretold the impending devastation of his opponent following the unleashing of his pristine gameday managing skills, and once again TPD has proven why he is the best at lineup manipulation. No one was starting Wilson in any league last week, but TPD knew better than to follow the sheep to slaughter. Wilson put on a show and was a critical member of the team's success last week. Had TPD listened to the misguided masses things may have been different. It is sweet validation and a confidence builder for a team whose success will be tied to future lineup decisions of the similar variety. Time and time again TPD puts his team in the best position to win by making decision no other team would have the guts to make.

He's won four straight games and this week is another big one, facing off against an eastern division foe. Wilson will start again as he looks to have another second half explosive. After his support of TPD's proclamation last week TPD will roll with him once more. The trade for Brown was also a critical one, as Brown played great in his first game donning the TPD colors. He will have to carry the load in a tough match-up against the ravens this week. Cooks is back in New Orleans to face his old team. He will prove a point on Sunday. McCaffrey continues to be one of the most consistent players in the league, with huge upside for an explosion any give week. Conner has been the driving force behind TPD's success this year. His physical play and dominating stat lines have been masterful. TPD's pick up of Conner before the news on Bell broke was one of the best free agency moves in MFFL history, if not the best. However long this lasts TPD is grateful and will forever be indebted to Conner's leadership and dedication. Watson will make a spot start at TE. Chubb is a great flex play as he has performed well in his first two games as the lead back. Beckham is on bye and will be missed. The bench looks to have some strong performances, and due to some tough match-ups, TPD may once again be forced to start players with blow up potential even though others would deem it improper. TPD traded for arguably the best kicker in the league this week, Justin Tucker, and he will look for a blow up second half akin to the Gostkowski season two years ago, when the dominate kicker came alive late in support of a championship. TPD will once again wait on a great kicker to get hot, when Tucker performs to his potential down the stretch.

Always meeting its potential is the NASTY. It has been so NASTY this year. In it's last game of a long road trip, the NASTY will leave it all on the field before returning home to the friendly confines of TPD Field House. The NASTY is supported by a large supply of TPD expertise. The years have scarred him, but he learned, and in learning has become a truly devastating force, able to see through the media haze and grab what is truly his. It has led to two straight championships and another fantastic start to this season. Scary to know he isn't done yet. All is revealed, for what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

Player Profile: Christian McCaffrey
Now is the time for this spark plug to explode. McCaffrey has been great for TPD but he has yet to have a blow up performance. TPD needs it this week with a few other players on bye or in tough match-ups. McCaffrey will leave no doubt on Sunday with regards to his explosive abilities. His performance will be so NASTY, the catalyst for a TPD demolition. Do it all McCaffrey, show your NASTY side!