Week 6 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: October 14, 2018
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jameis Winston
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Geronimo Allison
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: James Conner
TE: Rob Gronkowski
FLEX: Dalvin Cook
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Green Bay

Keep the train a rollin. TPD scored 159 points last week in a key victory. Still the only team yet to score below 130 in a single game, TPD is averaging a tremendous 146 ppg. It's been a bumpy ride even with such strong outputs, and this week will be no different as he will no doubt get a winless team's best shot come Sunday, using his own players against him no less.

He must go against a slew of former TPD players in rivalry week #1 after trading many of them in one fell swoop to his rival a week ago. Furthermore TPD will feature multiple new faces in this week's lineup. Jameis Winston is off bye and ready to rock against a decimated Atlanta defense. The weapons at his disposal are infinite, and TPD used such weapons earlier in the season when he spot started Fitzpatrick in a crucial week 3 Monday night comeback. When TPD heads to the Bucs QB well this week he may stay a bit longer. If Winston plays well he may be a starting caliber QB for TPD the rest of the season. TPD may finally get Dalvin Cook healthy and ready to start his first game in a TPD uniform, but his injury may keep him out another week. Allison is spot starting for Michael Thomas, but he is also coming off injury and may have to be replaced before Sunday arrives. Many of the faces remain the same as Beckham, McCaffrey, and Conner look to continue their strong starts, and Gronk puts on the TPD colors once more after helping achieve a victory in his first start for the franchise last week. The adage discussed last week continues; when Gronk is in one's starting lineup that team simply wins games. TPD is once again quietly beasting this season.

The regular season record lags behind due to ridiculous circumstance but don't get it twisted, this franchise has never finished worse then 3rd in points scored, and even with circumstance driven middling records TPD has scored the most points in the league over the last two seasons. TPD through it all has never truly ceased the dominance displayed those first three seasons. It has taken the form of an even more terrifying entity, one that dwells in the shadows, able to grow unnoticed and unknown, ready to strike and pick apart opponents in the dark undisturbed. Don't be led by misguided perceptions. After all, what else matters than the most points in the league over the last two years and two championships.

Always exploding through the shadows to devour is the NASTY. Keep underestimating this NASTY and keep getting dumped. How can such recurring foolishness survive in the face of such unrelenting dominance. No matter, it consumes all anyway. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. How true indeed TPD's tenet and credo.

Player Profile: Rob Gronkowski
Gronk. Not unlike TPD's franchise, Gronk is receiving anonymous questions regarding his abilities. Has the grind gotten to him? Has he lost a step? Does he still have it? Answers will be revealed this Sunday. Dominance is TPD's past, present, and future. Gronk shares in such concepts. Just do your NASTY Gronk, nothing else is needed. All is revealed.

Week 5 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Date: October 7, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Dalvin Cook
TE: Rob Gronkowski
FLEX: James Conner
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: New England

Some things never change. TPD is the only team in the entire league who has scored at least 130 points in every game this season, yet he has a .500 record. TPD's well documented historically poor circumstance simply will not go away even after four years of grinding it out with teams better than their final record indicated. If this is the way it has to be then so be it, TPD will break through the compressing chains and come out clean on the other side. Nothing is more illustrating of that prophecy than his moves this week in preparation for week 5. How could someone yet to score below 130 overhaul his entire roster...because scoring 130 isn't the standard at TPD and it is not enough against such reckless hate. 

TPD detests losing regardless of circumstance, and his history has shown that heads roll after such occurrences even if others believe it not warranted. He has no other choice but to evolve and fight against the crashing waves. It's been a signature trait of the franchise since its inception and has led to success that perhaps would not have been were it not for such undertakings. The mega changes of this week take the form of the additions of McCaffrey, Cook, and Gronk. Three early draft picks of 2018, TPD now has five players selected in the top 22 of this year's draft. It is a terrifying picture, but one that only works if players perform to their potential.

TPD welcomes back a key contributor from last season's championship run, Christian McCaffrey. McCaffrey is explosive and exciting. It is a spark TPD needs at the top of the RB core after watching, albeit consistent, but plain RB performances. Cook may sit this week but once back healthy he could start performing at the level expected of him at the start of this season. It is a rare opportunity to have the chance at acquiring Rob Gronkowski, and TPD did not let that chance pass. Gronk is a power move. For years it ha sbeen documented that teams just simply win when Gronk is a part of their starting lineup. He is a difference maker and yet another stud name added to an already stellar cast of beasts. The rest of the Lineup remains much of the same. Rivers, Beckham, and Thomas will all look to continue their great starts, while James Conner looks to leave his mark before he returns to back-up duties. The bench for TPD is completely changed after trading away multiple big named players, but you know TPD will maneuver his chess pieces aggressively to find players to fill voids. The starting lineup is riddled with firepower, couple that with TPD's ability to make the most of the free agent pickups and gameday managing, and this team has the ability to be great and perhaps overcome the poor circumstance which has plagued them. Week 5 almost feels like a fresh beginning for a team already producing at a high level to start this season. That is a scary thought; the foreshadowing of the carnage to come at the hands of this team.

Something never short on carnage is the NASTY. The NASTY has flexed all season long win or lose. But now, with such dynamite at its disposal, there is no telling what type of awe inspiring carnage we are about to see each and every Sunday. The NASTY is breaking through its chains with explosive energy and once in motion, its momentum will spill over all who attempt to stop it. Get out of the way of this stud fueled NASTY.

Player Profile: Michael Thomas
Thomas is well overdue for the player profile. He is breaking WR records to start this season. Everyone knew he was a great player, but few thought he could reach beyond what he had already achieved. They were wrong. TPD knew Thomas' potential and he never wavered in his support of his belief that Thomas was among the elite and so far it is paying off. Thomas is a made man in the TPD franchise and now everyone understands what that type of acknowledgement means when it is designated down from TPD. Do your NASTY Thomas, and continue the path towards a special season.