Thursday, October 11, 2018

Week 6 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: October 14, 2018
Image result for rob gronkowski touchdown celebrationTime: 1:00PM
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jameis Winston
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Geronimo Allison
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: James Conner
TE: Rob Gronkowski
FLEX: Dalvin Cook
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Green Bay

Keep the train a rollin. TPD scored 159 points last week in a key victory. Still the only team yet to score below 130 in a single game, TPD is averaging a tremendous 146 ppg. It's been a bumpy ride even with such strong outputs, and this week will be no different as he will no doubt get a winless team's best shot come Sunday, using his own players against him no less.

He must go against a slew of former TPD players in rivalry week #1 after trading many of them in one fell swoop to his rival a week ago. Furthermore TPD will feature multiple new faces in this week's lineup. Jameis Winston is off bye and ready to rock against a decimated Atlanta defense. The weapons at his disposal are infinite, and TPD used such weapons earlier in the season when he spot started Fitzpatrick in a crucial week 3 Monday night comeback. When TPD heads to the Bucs QB well this week he may stay a bit longer. If Winston plays well he may be a starting caliber QB for TPD the rest of the season. TPD may finally get Dalvin Cook healthy and ready to start his first game in a TPD uniform, but his injury may keep him out another week. Allison is spot starting for Michael Thomas, but he is also coming off injury and may have to be replaced before Sunday arrives. Many of the faces remain the same as Beckham, McCaffrey, and Conner look to continue their strong starts, and Gronk puts on the TPD colors once more after helping achieve a victory in his first start for the franchise last week. The adage discussed last week continues; when Gronk is in one's starting lineup that team simply wins games. TPD is once again quietly beasting this season.

The regular season record lags behind due to ridiculous circumstance but don't get it twisted, this franchise has never finished worse then 3rd in points scored, and even with circumstance driven middling records TPD has scored the most points in the league over the last two seasons. TPD through it all has never truly ceased the dominance displayed those first three seasons. It has taken the form of an even more terrifying entity, one that dwells in the shadows, able to grow unnoticed and unknown, ready to strike and pick apart opponents in the dark undisturbed. Don't be led by misguided perceptions. After all, what else matters than the most points in the league over the last two years and two championships.

Always exploding through the shadows to devour is the NASTY. Keep underestimating this NASTY and keep getting dumped. How can such recurring foolishness survive in the face of such unrelenting dominance. No matter, it consumes all anyway. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. How true indeed TPD's tenet and credo.

Player Profile: Rob Gronkowski
Gronk. Not unlike TPD's franchise, Gronk is receiving anonymous questions regarding his abilities. Has the grind gotten to him? Has he lost a step? Does he still have it? Answers will be revealed this Sunday. Dominance is TPD's past, present, and future. Gronk shares in such concepts. Just do your NASTY Gronk, nothing else is needed. All is revealed.

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