Thursday, November 10, 2016

Week 10 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 13, 2016
Time: 1:00 PM
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Mike Evans
RB: Chris Ivory
RB: C.J. Prosise
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Odell Beckham Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Carolina

TPD enters week 10 on the heels of a massive performance. He scored 174 points in week 9, the 2nd highest point total of the season, bested only by his 200 performance earlier in the year. It is yet another accomplishment to add to the already stuffed pages of the TPD record book. Even with the hellish seasons TPD has endured over the last two years, his record book continues to be revamped as his teams continue to roll out dominant performance. Week 10 is yet another opportunity to acquire a necessary win against an eastern division foe, LFB.

TPD hopes to put on a better performance than in their first match-up this year. The crazy fans of TPD nation will fill the Field House in help of such hopes. His team is completely different than it was to start the season, per usual. TPD feels the additions of T. Eifert and Carolina D have solidified two starting positions that were once fluid and the WR core can explode at any moment, as demonstrated last week. TPD's RBs are still fluid, and L McCoy is on bye this week, but overall the position has stepped up and TPD has been playing the match-ups well. His gameday managing has been on point ever since a few slip ups early in the season, and he hopes to once again put his team in the best position possible to win.

He is thankful to be given the opportunity to play meaningful games in this league. Last season he fought, and played meaningful games all the way to the final regular season game of the year. He hopes to last as long as he can and perhaps get back to the playoffs after a one year hiatus. It is an honor each time TPD laces up the cleats in preparation for an MFFL game, and he does not take it for granted.

What is dead continues to never die and TPD has battled his heart out this season. His managing over the last two seasons may be the best of his career, but his ridiculous schedule has kept him from reaching the heights that illustrate such facts. The NASTY was redistributed in efficient, dominant fashion last week. This week TPD will employ the same delivery company for his must win home game. The ruckus nature of TPD Field House will ensure the delivery is handled on schedule and in NASTY style. How NASTY it will be when TPD's opponent is pelted by the onslaught of NASTY performances.

Player Profile: Stephen Gostkowski
A kicker is the player profile? Yes. Gostkowski has been a TPD regular for years and his steady leg has been a part of some of the best teams of all time. His season started slow but TPD needs his consistency down the stretch. It is a huge weapon to get 10 or more points each week from a kicker. TPD held onto Gostkowski over the bye week and a NASTY game come Sunday night will show everyone why.    

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Week 9 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: November 6, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TO Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Charcandrick West
TE: Clive Walford
FLEX: Julio Jones
K: Cairo Santos
DEF: Carolina

The same old story, different day. The Morgans put up 132 after not scoring above 114 all year to beat TPD and solidify his fate as the cursed one. The mega addition of J. Jones was not enough to get a victory, as Julio put up an atrocious 5 points, leading TPD to demote him to the flex for week 9. TPD played well across the board and continued to make the best decisions for his team via free agent pick ups and gameday managing but there is nothing else that can be done. TPD's schedule is simply overpowering with only one team scoring below 125 all year. Maybe week 9 will be different considering TPD's opponent has many bye weeks to contend with.

Much of the lineup will remain the same in preparation for week 9, though his RB and TE situation will be monitored throughout the week with guys hurt or on bye. He is hoping the three musketeers at WR can finally produce during the same week and spark something for this franchise. The pick up of Carolina D last week was a huge success and they may have grabbed hold of his starting D spot the rest of the way if they perform well again this week. TPD had good times with Charcandrick (Charizard) West last season and the injuries to the Chiefs back field may open the door for a repeat performance. TPD hates Thursday gamedays but he will have no choice but to start two star WRs on Thursday this week. A strong start on a Thursday would be a welcomed change and perhaps the spark TPD needs.

TPD is 3rd in points entering week 9. That stat helps illustrate the fact the the NASTY, although not fully functioning, has still been producing at a great clip. It's the same as last season when TPD finished 3rd in total points. Even while experiencing a 2nd straight season from hell TPD will never give up and never lose faith in this team or it's direction. His luck will have to change eventually and when it does TPD has proven he will be ready. The NASTY will be unleashed over everything near its barrel of nastiness. Week 9 may be the start of something big and smelly, the NASTY holds the truth and the key. Doubting only speeds up the NASTY encompassing.

Player Profile: Mike Evans
One of the most consistently great fantasy players of the 2016 season finally makes TPD's player profile. Evans has been phenomenal this season and he takes the stage on Thrusday with Julio to change the course of this season. He has to be the one to carry this team at a time like this. His steady hands and production will be the light leading the way through the darkness...oh and he'll be doing NASTY things along the way.