QB: Dak Prescott
Thursday, December 28, 2023
Week 17 Press Release (Championship Edition)
QB: Dak Prescott
Thursday, December 21, 2023
Week 16 Press Release
Thursday, December 14, 2023
Week 15 Press Release
Thursday, December 7, 2023
Week 14 Press Release
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
Thursday, November 30, 2023
Week 13 Press Release
Thursday, November 23, 2023
Week 12 Press release
Thursday, November 16, 2023
Week 11 Press Release
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
Thursday, November 9, 2023
Week 10 Press Release
Friday, November 3, 2023
Week 9 Press Release
Thursday, October 26, 2023
Week 8 Press Release
Thursday, October 19, 2023
Week 7 Press Release
Thursday, October 12, 2023
Week 6 Press Release
The Peaking Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Jaylen Waddle
WR: Calvin Ridley
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Josh Jacobs
TE: Jake Ferguson
FLEX: Chris Olave
K: Evan McPherson
DEF: Kansas City
Ridley has been hot and cold so far this season. That ends now. The Jags offense looked great last week, and they are ready to turn a corner, with Ridley being the center piece. Players love playing for TPD. Welcome to your new home Ridley. May your stay here be of the peaking nasty variety. Let's do this.
Thursday, October 5, 2023
Week 5 Press Release
Thursday, September 28, 2023
Week 4 Press Release
Thursday, September 21, 2023
Week 3 Press Release
Thursday, September 14, 2023
Week 2 Press Release
Wednesday, September 6, 2023
Week 1 Press Release (2023)
Sunday, June 18, 2023
Reflections: Welcome to TPD 2023
"I might be down for a moment, but I always come back."
What once was, is now lost.
TPD has long endured a haunting nameless shadow. For years it has followed him, sucking the life from his veins. For the world is a vampire, sent to drain. Not a single other combatant in the MFFL can match the unrelenting poor circumstance that TPD faces in repetitive motion. Some have called it the balancing of the scales. For TPD's dominance is so large, the league may have crumbled under the weight of his awesomeness long ago, if not for the shadowy circumstances holding him back. It is his counter part. TPD is memory, precious and pure. He shines on, he shines bright. The shadow is a void. He and it, locked in a prison of perpetual war. But TPD will once again walk out of darkness and into freedom, as once was.Last season TPD finished in last place for the first time ever, spanning many season and multiple leagues. It's in moments like these when TPD begins to reflect, and also see reflections of his past. Mirrors of the past shine bright with lingering pain, for TPD's 2022 played out eerily similar to another one. Though, if history is to repeat itself, TPD is in for one hell of a bounce back.
The season we speak of was 2015. He missed the playoffs for the first time. This on the heels of three devastating playoff defeats the three previous years. 2015 took a man on a teetering stack of madness, and dropped him to his knees. The league devoured TPD in 2015. Six teams scored at least 140 points against him. He had the league's toughest schedule by a whopping margin of over 100 points. Fate once again seems to be not without a sense of irony. For in 2022 the exact same number of teams scored over 140 against him, six. He also had the league's toughest schedule like 2015. Both seasons came and went like a raging tsunami, with TPD incapable of preventing the utter devastation, though he tried.
In both seasons TPD wielded arguably the best team in the league. He had total point finishes of 3rd in 2015, and 4th last season. If not for the league smashing against him, the playoffs were inevitable. In fact, if not for bad luck and poor circumstance, TPD would have an undefeated playoff appearance record. You see, nothing has changed. TPD is the same. His bad luck the same. His dominance the same. The fear in the hearts of those would be opposers, the same. The NASTY, the same. After 2015, there was a shift in the wind, and he can feel the breeze once more.
For you must feel it. This brief slide is soon to stop. TPD's rise back to the top will be swift and terrible. All will crumble under the weight of his awesomeness. For he carries with him a new weapon of destruction. He adopted it following the loss if his perpetual nature. You see, one is not perpetual in last place. So he searched in the dark for new meaning, and found it. It is one of the utmost timing. For The Perpetual Dynasty is no more. Give rise to The Peaking Dynasty. A franchise built around perfect timing, cunning, and preparedness. "I see you."
Now the NASTY from dynasty has a new counterpart. They are the bash brothers. All shall kneel. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. TPD, once shattered, then mended, etched in stone, and finally golden. The path shall be traveled once more.
Welcome to TPD 2023, Peaking Edition.