Week 16 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: December 23, 2023

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup: 

QB: Dak Prescott

WR: Justin Jefferson

WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Jahmyr Gibbs

TE: Jake ferguson

FLEX: Ty Chandler

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Denver

Oh how sweet it is. TPD is back in the playoffs, his 9th in 12 seasons. No franchise has been as dominate, no franchise as battle hardened, no franchise more willing to die for what they believe. Let the TPD horns sound in the deep, our time has come. Draw your banners and your swords. The journey this season was like so many before, with TPD facing challenges other managers could scarcely imagine. He enters the final four cutdown, twisted, and hardened. Injuries and poor circumstance a constant, TPD endures all. This is his stage, and this is what he does. Welcome to the thunder dome, the time to Peak is now. This is what he is made for, and he is always grateful to participate in late season MFFL ball. It is precious to him, invoking reverence and nostalgia.

This offseason began with a phoenix attempting to rise from the ashes, and with such an effort, a new name was spawned. A peaking name and a peaking dynasty. It has lived up to its name, as TPD has peaked everywhere all season. It is in this hour, when the peak itself will be bombarded with the ghosts of excellence past. All the past TPD version will collide into one soul, and the power of such a merging will quake the MFFL world. Confidence, experience, pride, and cunning will flood the systems of this peaking giant. The past stands with you. The Dynasty becomes more than a single entity. It is now a collection of all its past strengths. For what is dead may never die. It is memory precious and pure. Shine on TPD. 

The lineup for the semi finals is as strong, yet fluid, as always. TPD is forced to make decisions no other team could stomach, and he will do so effortlessly and with peace of mind. He has been here before. Who could forget 2017, when his best WRs had terrible match-ups, and he smoothly inserted Marquise Goodwin into his starting lineup. A player, that until that point had not even been rostered by anyone in the league. And how about the time when his opponent in the 2018 championship had each of his players score at least one touchdown, including his defense, yet TPD survived and thrived, scoring over 170 points in victory. These past moments are etched in golden stone, and TPD will use the experience to his advantage this week. He will carve once more a victorious achievement, once written, then carved in stone, before ultimate golden casting.

At QB, he must decide between two studs, who face difficult circumstances. As of this writing, neither Dak nor Tua have cemented themselves in the starting lineup. A gameday decision awaits. The WRs are more clear, as Chase is out due to injury. But injuries to his star WRs is something TPD has dealt with all season, why should the playoffs be any different? Jefferson and Brown will smash. The RBs are incredibly fluid, but in a somewhat a good way, with multiple guys having either good match-ups or expanded roles. Still, how TPD concludes his RB decisions will likely determine the outcome of the game. Ferguson is likely to pace TPD at TE, but it is open, as neither Kincaid or Jake have been playing particularly well as of late. TPD's defensive decision is huge, as he once had Philly pegged to be the starter, before dropping them. TPD's opponent picked them up, and is starting them against him. Let us hope TPD made the right decision. 

There has never been a better time to PEAK. The NASTY from dynasty will peak everywhere. It is his destiny and legacy. The past is about to repeat, like the once 3peat. Do you feel it? It is a reckoning. Come to take all and dominate. You down with TPD? Yeah you know me. This is going to be quite a NASTY ride.

Player Profile: Amon-Ra St. Brown

It is time Sun God. It is your time to best the team that traded you to TPD. It is time for you to shine brightest, against previous TPD players. Brown has been amazing since TPD acquired him, a steady presence, in an otherwise fluid WR room. He has been building to this and is ready to peak. Him and Jefferson will share the same field, and each will devour all. The dome will produce huge fantasy weeks for all of TPD's players who participate in that game, which could be four in total. Brown will be the stability, he will be the leader, and the others will produce great performances following in his footsteps. Sun God, it is time to PEAK NASTY. You were brought in for a purpose, and now all is revealed.