Week 1 Press Release (2023)

 The Peaking Dynasty vs The Dingos Ate Your Babies

Date: September 10, 2023

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Central Park Field

Starting Lineup:

QB: Lamar Jackson

WR: Justin Jefferson

WR: Jaylen Waddle

RB: Rachaad White

RB: James Cook

TE: Darren Waller

FLEX: Chris Olave

K: Brandon McManus

DEF: Pittsburgh

"You believe you know what it means to be a monster. You have no idea..but I'm going to show you."

It is time! TPD's march to an MFFL championship begins on Sunday. The long sweltering summer is but a beed of sweat now on his battered brow. So much has changed, so much will change. What was once perpetual, is now Peaking. And oh what a time it is to peak. TPD sets his sights on the horizon once again. Cast in glory, then etched in stone, before finally golden. TPD and his legendary band of warriors set forth, and the reaper takes flight. Week 1 is upon us. The league quivers in fright. 

TPD's epic poor circumstance bit him again last year. But no matter, no matter. Things have changed now. TPD willingly took the 1st overall draft slot in this years draft, and with it he constructed an army with a single purpose...to destroy the likes of MFFL men. Managers sat in awe as his team took shape, one dominant selection after the other. The star studded cast is elite at the top, and with depth to spare. Lamar Jackson is set to have his best season since his MVP year. The new OC will unlock Lamar's peak potential. Justin Jefferson should have been a TPD star last season, but it was not to be. Patience is a virtue, and J Jettas finally gets a chance to rock the classic TPD colors. A contract year for him and his QB? Are you kidding me? Look out for a 2,000 yard season. Jaylen Waddle and Chris Olave are destined for greatness. WR1 seasons are in their future. White and Cook are young and ready to eat. They will peak at the most opportune moment. Waller has grown even stronger in his new giant form. For he is the WR1 at his new home. 

The bench has already been bolstered by great trading, and a savvy early season pick-up. Scary Terry is WR#4. Jerry Jeudy is WR#5. Gabe Davis is WR#6 And Nico Collins is WR#7. Is that a joke? No team has ever had that much depth at a single position before the season has even started. However it shakes out, whether it be trades or elite insurance, TPD is ready for whatever is thrown his way. His team is ready to dominate. For they always dominate. 

Perhaps their domination comes from a source. In fact, there is no perhaps about it. We all know its true form. And now, with the changing of the guard of their name, the NASTY, from Dynasty, finally yearns to peak. What combination could possibly be more deadly? A peaking NASTY, and a NASTY peaking. The weight of such a fusion will be felt by all within the MFFL. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. I may be down for a moment by I always come back. 

Player Profile: Justin Jefferson

The wait is finally over. Jefferson's long awaited debut with the MFFL's premier franchise ends on Sunday. It is a match made in heaven, for both break the mold, setting records anywhere they step. Welcome to nirvana JJ. We will do great things together, creating a symphony of memory. Let your NASTY out, for it is time to peak.