Week 17 Press Release Championship Edition

"If you listen carefully enough, the past whispers to you." Albus Dumbledore. 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: January 2, 2022

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Foster Moreau

FLEX: Antonio Brown

K: Evan McPherson

DEF: Chicago

There was once a dream that was TPD. You could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish, it was so fragile. In 2016, TPD captured the first dream, and his dreaming ways have continued ever since. Championships in 2017, and 2018 coronated a 3peat, and a golden bust, etched in stone for eternity. The poor circumstance of the past long forgotten, TPD now resides in the halls of the great kings of old, clenched at the pinnacle of his profession. The top dog now gets a chance to roar again. The horns of TPD shall sound in the deep once more. Let this be the hour when TPD fans draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. It's championship week, and TPD is going for the pinky ring. What a way to start the new calendar year. 

TPD's sensational season continued in the first round of the playoffs. He scored a semi-finals record 168 points, securing his 4th championship appearance out of the last 6 seasons. History is calling to him once more. The greatest draft in human history is set to become the greatest team in history if they can finish the quest and grasp hold of the illustrious MFFL championship trophy. Each game played in the MFFL is sacred to TPD. He is always grateful for as many meaningful games he can play each season. He has gone all the way this year, and what a ride it has been. 

The starting lineup will remain much the same. The sheer volume of firepower this lineup possesses is truly extraordinary, and unprecedented. Kupp, Taylor, and Allen still remain the top 3 scorers in all of fantasy football, while Adams checks in at #7. Truly amazing. As if this dominant force of nature couldn't get any scarier, the match-ups this week are all spectacular. TPD is putting his best foot forward at the best time. Allen is at home against a lifeless Falcons. Kupp is on the road against an injury riddled Ravens secondary. Adams is at home at night against the team he has owned his whole career, the Vikings. Taylor is at home against the terrible run stopping Raiders, and he gets his O-line boys back. The fearsome foursome will finish all of their truly special seasons with a bang, and the rest of the lineup will do their part. TPD wishes there were words to describe how appreciative he is to all the players who have dawned the TPD colors this year, but words fall short when players play this well, for this long. He has experienced something truly magical, and it is because of them, and their magical seasons. 

There are still lineup decisions to be made. I mean of course there are. It wouldn't be a TPD match-up without negative circumstance popping up somewhere. Cook is without his starting QB, which will make TPD pause before immediately inserting him into the lineup. Pitts will likely hit the bench, playing a tough team on the road. Brown may be forced to leave the flex, after tweaking his ankle injury. Guys like Moreau, Penny, and Higgins may all be relied upon before the end. Mcpherson will continue to start for TPD at kicker, as he is the most underrated kicking commodity in fantasy, and Chicago defense may be poised to make a start at home, with 30mph winds, against a back-up QB. Though Seattle has a great match-up against a back-up QB too. It all comes down to this. TPD's league best gameday managing skills will be put to the test once again. He has aced it before, and he will ace it again. He knows no fear and gives no F's. He is battle hardened and singularly prepared for this moment. He will again make what seems impossible yesterday, a reality for tomorrow. 

Always making the impossible possible is the NASTY from Dynasty. This season, its ear piercing roar has been louder than any time before. It comes for all and cares little about whats left in its wake. It's a kings roar. One built from scares of its past. Molded by heartache and hard lessons. Now golden and chrome, its see flow of shimmering nastiness will encase the field of The Field House. Its coronation arrives once more. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. Shine on TPD, you shine on. All light is sacred to the Eldar, but the wood elves love best the light of the stars. What was once a cold light to TPD, remote and far away, it is now memory, precise and pure. TPD has walked there and seen the world fall away and the white light forever fill the air. This embattled dreamer, propelled by nostalgia and reverence, will extend a hand towards glory filled skies, grabbing hold of the sweetest of fruits, his 4th MFFL championship. 

Player Profile:

This week will cement Cooper Kupp, Jonathan Taylor, and Josh Allen as TPD legends, and their highlights will fill the reverence halls for all time, golden and remembered with rich nostalgia and smiled peace. Adams has a chance to become a TPD hall of famer. All are the player profile. All are legendary. Their efforts will be etched in history forever. What a NASTY tale indeed.

Week 16 Press Release Playoff Edition

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: December 25, 2021

Time: 4:30pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Alexander Mattison

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Antonio Brown

K: Evan McPherson

DEF: Seattle

The King is back. TPD is back in the playoffs again. The unquestioned top dog in the illustrious MFFL  returns to the final four, this time with the momentum of a truly unprecedented season carrying him. 2226 points scored. 1986 points scored against. Seven game winning streak to close the season. Entering the playoffs, TPD has the 3 top scoring players in all of fantasy, all of whom were drafted by TPD back in august. The league's best draft ever, could become the league's best team ever, were TPD to finish it out with two more victories. But just as a golden coronation ceremony was set to begin preparations, an old friend decided to pay TPD a visit, poor circumstance. 

TPD checked his alerts with horror as two starters for this week's playoff game were placed on the covid list within 20 minutes of each other. Taysom Hill and Dalvin Cook will both miss this week's game. It was a chilling reminder of what the playoffs are all about. It is a beast unlike anything anyone witnesses in the regular season, and if not respected, will devour you before you even have a chance to relax come Sunday. TPD has felt its cold sting before. It's what hardened this manager into a champion. And now that it returns, TPD welcomes it with a smile reserved for an old friend. If this is what it must take, then so shall it be. TPD will unleash his full arsenal of managerial skills this playoff season, and once again prove how no circumstances anymore can hold this team down. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. A golden dreamer, reaching once more towards glory filled skies. The TPD horns will sound in the deep all the clearer. Your true king has returned, and his thrown awaits his embattled, stone etched, and golden body. 

While Allen is the likely starter, as he is the current top QB in fantasy, TPD knows not to mess with awful match-ups in the playoffs. That leaves the door open for the unlikeliest of heros, Tyler Huntley. He is currently starting for the injured Jackson in Baltimore, and his performance last week was scintillating. Huntley has the wheels and the arm to lay down one NASTY performance come Sunday, but Allen gives zero F's. He will fight all week to remain TPD's leader. Davante is set to start TPD's playoffs, playing his game at 4:30pm on Christmas Saturday. His initial explosion will set the stage for TPD's championship run. Now that Cooper Kupp's regular season is officially in the books, it is time to write the book of his 2021 dominance. This 2021 TPD 4th rounder was a high valued target of TPD all offseason, frequently slotting into TPD's team in the 4th round of mocks. It is a season that will be remembered forever, but one with yet an unwritten ending. He is chasing history in the NFL, and if he captures it, his reach will bring back with it an MFFL championship. Everything that was just said about Kupp, can be copied and pasted for Taylor. TPD said in Taylor's player profile weeks ago that he was set to become the league's best RB, and the story has played out just as he planned. What a season it has been for those two. Their highlights for reverence will be some of the best ever, and watched for decades to come. Mattison is tasked with filling Cook's shoes yet again. He is game, and will not disappoint. The league's best fantasy handcuff will shine on once more. Brown's shenanigans have paused for a brief time, allowing him to be inserted into TPD's starting lineup. With Evans and Godwin both out, Brown is set to be a bonafided WR1 this week. What a power FA addition he will make, one in a long line of TPD history. Marquise Goodwin anyone? Pitts will have his best game in weeks, playing against the lowly Lions defense. McPherson will bang 50 yarders all day, while Seattle will continue to produce, just as the have from the second TPD made them full time starters. 

The NASTY has eaten nothing but the finest of meats all season, savoring every last bite. Its roar come Saturday will wake the echoes of legendary TPD teams, players, and performances from his storied golden history. Banners will be flown and skills will be drawn. The shine that has emanated from this team all season will explode. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Player Profile: Davante Adams

Adams has been crushing lately, as is customary. Playing the Browns at home on Christmas is what people in the biz call a smash spot. He will put on a show for all the little girls and boys. He'll slide down the chimney with NASTY toys and tricks, eating all the browns cookies and milk. What a ho ho ho NASTY performance. One fit for jolly man with magical powers.  

Week 15 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: December 19, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Rashaad Penny

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Seattle

Once again, TPD's dominance was on full display last week. Their opponent, like most all previous TPD opponents this season, came to play, scoring 182 points. But TPD was ready. He laid down 202 points, securing yet another dominate victory against a game opponent. TPD's stellar squad of furious renegades just continues to demolish everything in their path. It is in all likelihood the most dominate team ever. TPD broke his, and league, previous regular season points record, scoring 2083 points in 14 games this season. Adding the the additional 15th game this season will obviously allow TPD to blow the record out of the water. He is also going to break the all time most difficult season schedule record. Crazy. There is only one more week remaining before the playoffs. He has been ready all season, and will continue to be. 

The lineup this week features the usual suspects, but it is the last week in which TPD does not have to stress about his starting lineup. Next week presents a brand new challenge. TPD's lineup decisions will carry the utmost importance. He will use this week to keep a close eye on everyone, as he develops the best postseason lineup. This team has scored over 170 points four times this season, and last week was their best performance yet, scoring over 200 points for the third time in his illustrious career. What's crazy is that, for how dominate their starting lineup is, TPD may have the best bench too. He has crafted it all season, and the pieces have really come together perfectly. He has two stud WRs on the bench in Higgins and Williams, while his RB depth is perhaps the strongest in the league, as Williams, Gordon, and Penny are all strong plays if needed. Taysom Hill is the best back up fantasy QB, and Seattle defense has played very well, even before their designed smash starts in the playoff weeks. But all of that pales in comparison to the dominance displayed by TPD's stars. Kupp and Taylor are the two highest scoring players in the league, while Allen is 4th. Adams is 11th, while Cook is coming into his stride. It's unbelievable. Every year there are players who lay down truly spectacular seasons, and TPD has multiple players doing that this season. One theme that arises in analyzing these previous seasons, is that typically those players of destiny do not slow down in pursuit of greatness. So TPD is hopeful he will avoided the dreaded fall off in play over the next three weeks. His chance to prove it looms soon. 

Always looming is the NASTY. Get ready for it's full force next week, but just like a week ago, TPD knows it's awesome might cannot be chained down even in a low stakes game. Scoring 202 points proved that. It will be proven again this week, and for the remainder. 

Player Profile: Rashaad Penny

Penny is no stranger to putting fantasy teams on his back when healthy. TPD jumped at the chance to sign him from free agency, for TPD foresees the upcoming explosion. Penny will be just like the RBs of the past, who exploded in playoff weeks, helpful teams to championships along the way. His health will remain intact for the finally stretch, and TPD will reap the benefits. What a NASTY conclusion to an already stellar season. Blow-up Penny, the time has arrived. 

Week 14 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: December 12, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Javonte Williams

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Tee Higgins

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Seattle

TPD has won the East Division. TPD has secured a playoff spot, and the top overall seed. This team of world ender's just continues to smash. They scored the most points of the week again, the seventh time this season. Words do little to explain how great this team has been. He is averaging 145 ppg, while still dealing with the league's most difficult schedule of 133 ppg. No team has been able to be this dominate, with that difficult of a schedule. TPD now has two weeks to get his playoff lineup to full speed. While stories are bound to be written about this team for years to come, those stories will seem less significant were TPD not able to close it out, and secure his fourth championship. It is a special team, that could become legendary, were they to win it all. 

TPD will likely tinker with the lineup this week, since his playoff positioning is already secured. Allen and Hill are two explosive QBs. Hill played well last week, while Allen suffered through some horrible weather. Allen has led this team all season, but if Hill continues to play well, then he'll likely get a chance to start in the playoffs, considering his closing schedule. Adams is back from bye, and ready to feast on the rest of the league, with the league's best WR, Cooper Kupp, at his side. Songs will be written about Kupp's 2021 season. Songs will also be written about Taylor's season, but this week he is on bye. Cook is likely to return to the lineup, but TPD hopes that down the stretch either Cook or Mattison takes the full reigns of this back field. The worst case scenario would be that Cook's beat up body splits time with Mattison down the stretch. Javonte Williams was a last minute start for TPD a week ago, and he scored 30 points. More on him later. Higgins and Williams will fight for the flex. TPD hopes at least one of them is available, as Higgins is injured, and Williams was a close contact, and is on the covid list. TPD needs to see Pitts play better, if he has any shot at starting in the playoffs. TPDs power move in picking up Logan Thomas paid off, but Thomas got hurt and is out for the year. Conklin was picked up after dropping Thomas, and he may get the start this week. TPD will explore all TE options on free agency. 

Always aware of all the options is the NASTY. Boy has it been NASTY this season. Some might say as NASTY as it's ever been. TPD will try his best to cage the beast during two low stacks weeks to finish the regular season, but his efforts will be in vein. The NASTY will roar all the same. 

Player Profile: Javonte Williams

Williams was finally given his chance last week due to Gordon's injury, and he did not disappoint. He did everything for Denver. He now gets a home match-up against the Lions. His momentum will continue. Williams is poised to have a beast end run, a la Taylor and Akers of last season. He's a special talent. Even if Gordon returns this week, Williams will likely play his way into a starting playoff role for TPD. What a NASTY way to finish a season.  

2021 MFFL Playoffs!

 

Week 13 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: December 5, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Cooper Kupp

WR: Mike Williams

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Alexander Mattison

TE: Logan Thomas

FLEX: Tee Higgins

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Seattle

TPD has won four straight games. He is one victory away from officially securing a playoff spot, his 8th in 10 seasons. He is also one win away from securing his 6th East Division title. Inarguably being the best draft ever, TPD's squad of world enders continues to pace the league week after week. He is averaging 143 ppg, while also dealing with the leagues most difficult schedule. This week he will be without Cook and Adams, but the standard is the standard. 

The lineup this week will feature some new faces, as TPD continues to mold his roster with the playoff weeks in mind. Allen will start at QB, but TPD will be paying close attention to Taysom Hill, who may end up getting a spot start for TPD late in the year due to a difficult match-up for Allen. Hill's case for such a coveted role starts tonight. Kupp's magical season continues onward and upward. What a year it has been for the greatest 4th round pick in league history. Taylor also continues his God like play, likely becoming the top overall pick in next years fantasy draft. TPD hopes Williams and Higgins can perform well stepping into starting roles. Logan Thomas gets the nod at TE, as Pitts has been blanketed by every defense, ever since Ridley left the team. TPD targeted Thomas on free agency, and out bid other playoff contenders for his services. It was a power play, and one that will pay off big down the stretch. Seattle has been playing great on defense, and TPD has big goals in mind for them when looking at their late season schedule. 

Always having big plans is the NASTY. With only one win needed, out of three remaining games, to secure another Eastern division crown, you know the NASTY is pulling with all it's might to break free of its mid week chains. It may be short handed this week, but the results will be the same. The standard is the standard. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. TPD's dominance shines on. 

Player Profile: Alexander Mattison

Mattison has already proved his skill this season when Cook missed time early in the year. He is the league's best handcuff, and he has actually out dueled Cook this season when given the opportunity. There will be no stopping him on Sunday. His time has come. He will aid TPD in his pursuits of a playoff spot and division title. Mattison is about to eat up one NASTY good match-up.