Week 12 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

Date: November 28, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Elijah Moore

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Houston

TPD won again last week, putting up 172 points in the process. He has now won 6 of his last 7 games of this special season. 1st in points, 1st in the standings, and oh btw, still 1st in league's toughest schedule. Last week's continued dominance came from the feet of Jonathan Taylor, who scored five touchdowns and an absurd 57 points. TPD made Taylor his player profile a few weeks ago, stating that Taylor would out duel Henry that day, and become the league's top back. Once again, TPD's prophesizing has come true. He has been hitting on all cylinders as a manager this season, and once again has proved his expertise and knowledge of the game, separating himself from the pack. 

This week TPD will have Allen going on Thanksgiving night. Allen and the Bills have been off lately, but he remains in the top 3 of overall QB points. Playing in the high scoring environment of the Superdome, expect fireworks from this MVP candidate. Adams finally played well for TPD last week, and there is plenty more where that came from. League terrorizer Cooper Kupp is back from bye, ready pick up where he left off. Cook has been a steady influence, while Taylor has become the best RB and fantasy RB in the entire league. Pitts returns to the lineup after being benched in a tough match-up last week. What more can be said about this super team. All of them were drafted by TPD outside of Adams. What a job by him. He will watch closely and enjoy the continued success, while also not resting on his laurels, knowing that dominate regular season teams tend to fade down the stretch. He will mold the perfect late season lineup, regardless of the name residing in whatever starting slot. 

Always residing in the starting slot is the NASTY. It rarely roars harder than on Thanksgiving. When TPD's opponent sits down for dinner, and asks for someone to pass the bowl of mash potatoes, they will look down with horror as a giant bowl of NASTY is laid in front of them. Like a child forced to eat their vegetables, they will not be allowed to leave until they have painfully swallowed every last NASTY bite. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. 

Player Profile: Elijah Moore

TPD was high on Moore to start the season, but he has been on free agency for much of the year, falling prey to typical rookie slow play. What is also typical of rookies is their improved performance down the stretch of seasons, and Moore is doing just that. His speed is something to be hold, and he will light it on Sunday, become yet another dangerous cog in the TPD machine, ready to be unleashed on terrified would be challengers. Stake your claim to TPD's team Moore, your NASTY career begins now.

Week 11 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: November 21, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Mike Williams

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Dan Arnold

FLEX: Tee Higgins

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Cleveland

TPD won again last week, giving them a (7-3) overall record as he remains atop the MFFL standings. TPD's special season, led by special performances from multiple players, continues to shine on. He now has a two game lead over everyone else in the league. With five games remaining in the regular season, TPD is hoping to continue the momentum, with the goal of securing a playoff spot early, giving him the chance to build the best playoff roster possible. But none of that matters right now. The goals remain the same. The standard is the standard. This week presents difficult challenges due to bye weeks and tough match-ups. It is another opportunity for TPD to prove his worth as a gameday manager. 

Allen will look to keep it rolling in a tough match-up. TPD picked up Fields from free agency, which he believes is a sneaky good move for a player ready to beast down the stretch, but this is Allen's team, and even in a tough match-up, he'll prove he is the best fantasy QB in the league. Adams has yet to get it rolling as a member of TPD, but it's only a matter of time. This week would be the perfect week for him to blow up, as TPD is without Kupp, who is on bye. Williams is destined to blow up soon as well. This week against a depleted Steelers secondary is the exact spot to do it. Even in tough match-ups for Cook and Taylor, their feature back statuses make them must starts no matter what. Pitts will be on the bench this week. He is playing the Patriots on Thursday, and something tells TPD that Pitts is the one man that the defense will focus all their attention to and try to stop. That means that Arnold gets a spot start this week. If he performs well, he may stay on TD's roster as late season TE insurance. Such things are crucial this time of year. 

Always crucial to the success of TPD is the NASTY. It's been in full force this season, like so many times before. Being back home only strengthens the might. Look for the NASTY from Dynasty to destroy everything in its path on Sunday, leaving nothing but shards of debris in its wake. 

Player Profile: Tee Higgins

Higgins has been playing well for TPD. His numbers are impressive considering he hasn't scored a touchdown in many weeks. He has become a great ppr option. He, like TPD's other WRs this week, is destined to reach the endzone. The time is now for him to lay down one NASTY performance. The name's Higgins, not Tattoo. 

Week 10 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 14, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Mike Williams

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Indianapolis

TPD bounced back last week, scoring the most points in the league for a 4th time this season. He continues to pace the pack in terms of points scored, while also navigating through a ridiculously difficult schedule. Even with all the points he has scored this season, his points against is still higher. It speaks to how good this team is, and how dominate they have been all season. As the trade deadline approaches, TPD is putting the finishing touches on his roster, readying them for a late season push. 

The lineup this week looks as intimidating as ever. TPD is watching closely, as Dalvin works through his legal issues. TPD hates starting a player that could be an abuser, but with such little facts in the case right now, and that fact that the Vikings plan on playing him, TPD has no choice but to play him as well. Allen looks to bounce back after one of his worst games as a pro. Adams will look to finally getting it going as a member of TPD. Cooper Kupp. Taylor looks to continue his dominance, as he may be the overall RB1 for the rest of this season. Pitts aims to bounce back after an average performance. Mike Williams will be discussed below. The lineup has been dominant all year. TPD had his best draft ever, and the results have been unprecedented. He was patient with players like Allen, Taylor, and Pitts, and his patience has paid off. It is a lineup built for one purpose, to destroy the MFFL world of men, again. 

Always setting new precedents is the NASTY. It's been one of its most NASTYiest's this season. It has another week on the road before returning to the friendly confines of TPD Field House. Look for it to roar on Sunday. A full roar, as TPD horns sound in the deep. 

Player Profile: Mike Williams

Williams is on a cold spell, but that is all about to change this week. Poor circumstance and a nagging injury as led to his poor play, but his schedule will soon move away from it's toughest stretch, and his skills are ready to be on full blast. Look for Williams to return to his WR1 play this week. He will become the most dangerous flex player in the league over the second half of the season and through the playoffs. Late onset NASTY! Do your thing Mike. 

Week 9 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: November 7, 2021

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:

QB: Josh Allen

WR: Davante Adams

WR: Cooper Kupp

RB: Dalvin Cook

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: Mike Williams

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: New England

TPD needs to respond after a heartbreaking loss a week ago by one point. He made the wrong flex decision, which cost him the game. Adams being out also hurt, as Sanders scored zero points as his replacement. Sanders has since been traded. No one scores zero in TPD's lineup and lives to tell the tale, even if Sanders was a beloved free agent acquisition. TPD can take pride in the fact that this is the first game this year in which he himself has limited his ability to win. This rare event is not likely to happen much more moving forward. 

TPD again made trades this week, trying to fill out the roster to his liking before the trade deadline and readying his team for the long haul. Mike Williams comes over to TPD after a bad month of play. TPD hopes Williams can recapture the magic he displayed earlier in the season. Allen has continued his MVP pace, and this week is TPD player profile. Adams has yet to be cleared from covid, and Rodgers is out. It would be hard to bench Adams if cleared, as he is playing a bad defense, but TPD has done stranger things, and has had success doing so. Kupp's amazing season has continued. He is approaching legendary TPD status. If he continues this momentum, he will go down as a TPD guy in history, being a player forever linked to this franchise. Cook is looking to get back to being an elite player, something TPD expects to happen this week. His seven point performance a week ago was a huge let down, and it cost the team a chance at victory. Taylor has been lighting it up, and now he plays a bad team on Thursday at home. He needs to get the week off right for TPD. Pitts is off a bad game, but is destined to play better. Tyler Bass now becomes TPD's kicker for the rest of the season. It was a risky move picking up the kicker on the team in which TPD's QB plays for, but TPD feels this move is a power play, and they will both continue their amazing play this season. 

Always an amazing play is the NASTY. It will bite back this week and return to victory row. It's fuel down the stretch will lead TPD to starry filed skies. 

Player Profile: Josh Allen

TPD knew he got a steal in the 5th round, but Allen's play has fully solidified it. Allen's play reminds those of TPD's 2013 and 2014 teams, in which he got league MVPs Peyton Manning and Aaron Rodgers in the 3rd round both years. Those two teams were two of the greatest ever, and with Allen leading this 2021 squad, they could go down in history right next to them. The difference being that Allen will help TPD win a ship, something those two QBs couldn't do during those season. Win MVP Allen, and secure another Championship for TPD in the process. King status NASTY.