Week 13 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: December 1, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Devin Singletary
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Tarik Cohen
K: Harrison Butker
DEF: Philadelphia

TPD is playoff bound once more. He clinched the East Division title last week, scoring the most points in the league in a huge victory. It has been a special season, and now TPD prepares yet again for a dominate stretch run. TPD is always appreciative of playing football late into the season in the MFFL. Nothing is given, all is earned, and anytime TPD gets to continue playing football this late in the year is always a privilege. December football is very personal and special to TPD.

The roster this week has already begun an overhaul geared towards playoff success. The bench is riddled with RBs, as TPD must find serviceable replacements for Mack and Johnson. Singletary continues to produce and lived up to being last week's player profile. Cohen has been catching passes in bunches and looks to be a potential long term solution in the flex. Both players go on Thanksgiving this week, which is always fun to watch. Watson and Hopkins rebounded last week and continue to lead the team at the top. Fournette finally had his long overdue blow up performance and TPD expects more to come down the line. Adams scored for the first time all year and will look to rack up TDs in bunches for TPD the rest of the way. Waller may have to step up for Oakland after the injury to Renfrow. Perhaps TPD's biggest FA move of the last week is the addition of Harrison Butker at K. He was dropped by a fellow competitor after an error forced their hand. TPD scooped up the top scoring kicker in the league immediately. Butt Kicker will be a difference maker down the stretch like so many kickers before him. It was a power move on TPD's part.

Always powerful is the NASTY from Dynasty. It's momentum this season is unyielding. It awaits patiently for its future playoff combatant. It will feast on Thanksgiving and gain the necessary carb loading for a dominate finish to the season. TPD is on the heels of history and looking for more. The NASTY always hunts.

Player Profile: Tarik Cohen
Cohen was a sneaky FA addition a few weeks ago, and now it is time to see what he can do in the starting lineup. His speed and athleticism will be too much for the Lions on the Ford Field turf. His Thanksgiving day performance will be nothing short of NASTY and fulfilling. He'll mash the Lions D like Potatoes and stuff the stat sheet with like engulfing gravy. Show your NASTY appetite Tarik, TPD calls to you.

Playoff Bound

Week 12 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 24, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Devin Singletary
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Marvin Jones
K: Nick Folk
DEF: Atlanta

TPD got back to his winning ways last week, but struggled mightily in doing so. Injuries have sapped this team all year from reaching its full potential. TPD must do classic TPD moves to get this team ready for a potential playoff match-up. Sitting at (9-2) on the year, he is three games ahead in the East and all signs point to a seven playoff appearance in eight years. This was of course foretold in the off-season, when TPD predicted that even after all his success he would not fold and continue to dominate. It's come true, and TPD's monopolizing themes will continue to grow.

TPD finally has the opportunity to have both Hopkins and Adams in his lineup at the same time. It happened only once before this season. It is a welcomed and needed sight, and one that should remind everyone about this team's full potential. Watson is coming off his worst game as a pro, and even playing on a Thursday night shouldn't be enough to slow him down in a prove it game. Fournette continues to be productive in multiple ways, and his TD production is destined to regress positively. Waller bounced back with over 70 yards last week and needs to be a playmaker down the stretch for TPD. Marvin Jones continues to produce and TPD is having a hard time benching him these days. TPD predicted Singletary would become a major add for this team after his trade for him, and that is already the case with injuries to Mack and Johnson. TPD hopes to get any production he can out of a kicker this year while Atalanta steps in on defense, a position TPD has streamed well this season. A win this week would secure a playoff spot and allow TPD to look ahead with regards to lineup decisions. Any potential extra time to prepare is just icing on the cake for this perennial managing powerhouse.

Always a perennial powerhouse is the NASTY. It still waits for the opportune time to strike. It will unleash furry when called upon and carry TPD to heights known and beyond. Cast in starlight, it is truly blinding.

Player Profile: Devin Singletary
Singletary has been a stud this year. He is soon to officially cement his role as a feature back for the Bills; perfect timing for a strong playoff run. Like many of TPD players, he has yet to put together a complete game in all areas of his ability, but the time starts now, and he will explode when most needed like the rest of them. Step in and fill the void Mr. Tary, wear those NASTY colors proudly. Dashingly NASTY.

Week 11 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs GrabbingThemTDs

Date: November 17, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Marvin Jones
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Matt Prater
DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD knew they were walking into a buzzsaw last week and the expected loss came to fruition. But the silver-lining shined out the clearer. TPD's decision to make Darius Slayton his player profile last week was a move of pure genius. Slayton was even better than he could have ever hoped. He scored 35 points and proved once again the depth of skill TPD is working with in this game of fantasy football. He's sharpening and hardening for another run at it all. If you got beef then bring the ruckus, TPD ain't no one to mess with.

A win this week may seal an Eastern Division crown, which would be TPD's 5th in eight years. It's a big week and TPD is getting his boys back. Watson and Nuk return from bye but have a terrible match-up on the road at Baltimore. Fournette and Mack do battle in the same game, while Waller looks to return to his early season glory performances. Jones and Singletary get spot starts, both have shown the ability to produce big numbers in any week. Adams is on bye. Johnson looked terrible last week and will ride the bench until he proves he is healthy enough to perform at a high level. A sneaky FA pickup Cohen may get a spot start if Montgomery is ruled out before kick off. The match-ups are tough but TPD is ready to explode. Once again he is saving his big performances for late in the year, watching everyone else use up their blow up performances early. The stage is being set once more and TPD is ready to perform beautifully again.

Always as beautiful and terrible as the dawn is the NASTY. It is slumbering slightly, getting ready for when it will be needed. It knows the game and waits patiently for the proper time to pounce its prey. Expect a sneak preview this week in a big win.

Player Profile: Rams Defense
TPD jumped at the chance to pick up this unit when they were dropped by another team. The talent is undeniable and they are ready for a NASTY performance at home against the Bears. NASTY party in LA.

Week 10 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: November 10, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Davante Adams
WR: Darius Slayton
RB: David Johnson
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Baltimore

TPD is one win away from tying his franchise record wins streak of 8 games. It has been an unbelievable season. Last week saw him make some more savvy gameday managing, putting Marvin Jones in the lineup for Marlon Mack at the last minute, which paid off in a big way. Considering the circumstances this week, with major bye week concerns, expect TPD to rely on his stellar gameday managing in a once more. He will go for broke with his lineup decisions this week.

TPD may only need one more victory in order to go playoff dancing when it is all said and done, but his sights remain ever higher. He prophesied his recapturing of the East Division title this season and that goal remains well within reach, as well as the goal of securing a 4th street championship. This week presents the opportunity to prove his championship metal, knowledge, and decision making once again. Rivers and Waller are playing against one another on Thursday Night, a night that has brought mixed results for TPD throughout the years, but TPD's boys tend to ball out in late season Thursday games historically. Adams will jump to the top spot as he looks to score his first touchdown of the season. Slayton may be the next classic TPD "who did he start?" spot start this week. It is moves such as this that remind all the amount of skill that is coursing through his veins. Johnson is back from injury, while Mack looks to get back to his dominate ways in a blow up spot. Singletary has been tearing it up, and has the great honor of being the last player TPD traded for just before the deadline. Look for him to be a spark plug down the stretch and a real potential difference maker. It is not very often that TPD has nothing to lose in a match-up, but anytime it has happened previously TPD has played with his hair on fire. Look for the same from this rough and tough lineup on Sunday.

Always rough and tough is the NASTY. It simply cannot be stopped. It has gorged itself all year but has yet to find the bottom of its vast stomach. It craves more and will never stop. NASTY motor.

Player Profile: Darius Slayton
In a move a kin to the playoff start of Marquise Goodwin in 2017, TPD plucked an unknown from the waiver wire who had never previously been rostered. Slayton has been showing off some real skill this season, and injuries ahead of him will allow him to fully shine. Slayton will explode on Sunday, leaving mouths open in awe of TPD's unreal gameday managing and prophesizing. Become a legend Slayton, TPD has selected you. NASTY selection.