Thursday, October 31, 2019

Week 9 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Image result for deshaun watson swagDate: November 3, 2019
Time: 9:30am
Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: New York (J)

For a second consecutive week TPD scored the most points in the league, enroute to another victory and a (7-1) record this season. Success of this magnitude is another feather in the cap of a franchise and a manager that has seen and done it all. TPD again adds new nostalgia and reverence to the rich pages of TPD lore. A man's reach should exceed his grasp, and TPD is ever extending.

The lineup this week looks similar to previous but with a few sprinkled in changes. TPD has three players playing in a London morning game on Sunday, Nuk, Watson, and Fournette. It is a game that will no doubt determine the the outlook for the rest of his match-up. TPD is hoping Adams makes his long awaited return this week, after struggling to find production at #2WR without him. Mack was a surprise late bench last week, and he made TPD regret that decision showcasing another good performance. He will certainly be in the lineup this week. Waller continues his unbelievable season and is finally playing at home after six straight weeks outside of Oakland. TPD is still deciding his flex, but newly acquired Singletary could be a surprise start, with Johnson ailing. As has been stated previously, even with all the success this team still has room to grow. Many players have positive TD regression in their future and the depth TPD has acquired over the last few weeks is truly impressive. This is the team that TPD will ride the rest of the way. The lineup is cemented and it is ready for war. TPD knows how to build a championship roster, and this team has all the makings of another special unit.

Always a special unit is the NASTY from Dynasty. It continues to eat, eat, and eat. It's been a force of unstoppable destruction this season, and this week will be no different. Continue your gorging ways NASTY, and TPD will continue to set up entities for consumption.

Player Profile: Deshaun Watson
Watson is long overdue for a shoutout. In a match-up in which people are predicting a down game, TPD felt it was appropriate to set the record straight. Watson will do what Watson does on Sunday morning, regardless of the prophesying of the masses. He has been nothing short of spectacular this year and London will see the full extent of his powers. He is the unquestioned leader of this team and its heartbeat. Beat a NASTY tune overseas Watson and make the crowd hyped. Oh my NASTY hype!

Thursday, October 24, 2019

Week 8 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Image result for marlon mack HDDate: October 27, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Marlon Mack
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Pittsburgh

TPD won again last week and is now (6-1) half way through the regular season. It has been a dream season so far and last week was no different. He scored the most points in the league even with David Johnson burning him with zero points after being active but only playing on the first play of the game. The team is slowly closing in on their full potential and TPD traded back for Marlon Mack, a player he sorely missed after trading him away earlier in the season.

He patiently awaits the return of Davante Adams which he hopes will be this week but it remains uncertain. Fighting for playing time is the newly acquired Ty Johnson, who will fill the void left behind in Detroit by Kerryon Johnson's injury. Ty may get a spot start this week if David Johnson is ultimately ruled out, but he would have to beat out some other quality RBs to do so. Hopkins bounced back last week and will look to ruin the league in the 2nd half of the season. Watson is looking for a bounce back performance this week. Waller finally scored a week ago and remains perhaps the best FA pick up of this season. Pittsburgh D is back in the starting lineup for a juicy match-up against the Dolphins. Gould has steadied a previously shaky K position. Fournette did what he has done all season and continues to produce as a top 5 RB. TPD is rolling and there are no signs of stopping. His team continues to show how much room there is for big performances at every position each week. Keep this train a rolling and don't look back. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

Always rolling is the NASTY. Man has it eaten so far this year. It's belly remains cavernous however, and it will continue to dine on the loins of its opponents. It's been picking the meat from the bone all season and will do so again once more this week. It's thorough mindful eating NASTY!

Player Profile: Marlon Mack
Welcome back Mack. It is time for Marlon to reel it in and blow up on Sunday. His devastating patience, power, and cutting ability make him primed for a strong second half and a stellar game on Sunday. The o-line will pave the way for Mack's best performance of the year and solidify his position on TPDs team. Diesel mac truck ready to rock. 10-4. NASTY!

Friday, October 18, 2019

Week 7 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: October 20, 2019
Image result for leonard fournette HDTime: 1:00pm
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: David Montgomery
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Dallas

TPD won his fourth straight game last week and is off to his best start in franchise history. He survived a week ago even without showcasing his best performance. He currently holds the #1 seed in the league and looks to continue his magical start in week 7.

Not having Adams over the last two weeks, and likely three, has capped his point potential, but he has still found other ways to win. The blow up for many players is coming, TPD will remain patient. This week features Watson and Hopkins matched up against a wounded Colts secondary. TPD is still waiting for the nuk explosion, but it will come eventually. Johnson and Fournette have been carrying TPD most weeks. They are far and away the best combination of RBs TPD has ever had this early in a season, and it is no wonder why he is off to such a scorching start. Waller was limited in practice yesterday but if he plays he will look to score his first touchdown of the year after receiving a well deserved contract extension. Cooks looks to bounce back after a terrible all around game by the Rams last week. Montgomery is back from bye but may lose his spot in the starting lineup if Murray is set to be the lead back for the Saints. It is a lineup that has yet to reach its full potential, a crazy thought considering he is off to his best start ever. TPD is as TPD does, this is who he is. Domination.

Never short on dominating traits is the NASTY. It has engulfed all this season to date and it shows no signs of stopping. Blessed for once with good circumstance the results have been that much more monopolizing. Rules and regulations be damned, the NASTY corners the market without care of patience.

Player Profile: Leonard Fournette
This week's profile could have gone to either of TPD's strong performing RBs, but it is time Fournette got his due. He is running with purpose, heart, and intensity. Not only is he being utilized as an every down back, but he has added to his repertoire by incorporating receiving ability into the available options while on the field. He has been a true bellcow in every way. This week, against a sleep walking Bengals, he will feast utilizing all of his talents. Display all Leonard and rack up points in the NASTYest way possible. All encompassing NASTY!

Thursday, October 10, 2019

Week 6 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Image result for baltimore defenseDate: October 13, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Chase Edmonds
TE: Jimmy Graham
FLEX: Malcolm Brown
K: Robbie Gould
DEF: Baltimore

TPD survived last week in a nail bitter to secure his fourth win in five tries this season. He currently sits alone atop the East division, a position he will work tirelessly not to relinquish. The (4-1) start ties the franchise record for best start to a season. A victory in week 6 would set a new record. To accomplish such a feat will once again take some managerial magic from this majestic roster maneuverer.

This week's roster challenges are real. Adams and Johnson look like they will not play due to injury. Waller and Montgomery are on bye. Six new players who did not start last week could be entering the starting lineup for this match-up. It's a lineup that is not TPD at his best, but how TPD typically responds under these circumstances is what separates him from the pack. Edmonds and Brown could be plug and play RB1s due to the injuries ahead of them. Cooks, who was recently traded for, will immediately get a chance to prove his worth on this team. He helped TPD secure his third straight ship last season after TPD traded for him in 2018 as well. Watson is coming off a huge performance, but will likely find similar success against a poor playing and banged up KC defense. Nuk failed to blow up last week like the player profile predicted, but if 15 points is a down game then TPD will take it. Fournette finally found the endzone last week and will look to come his strong play once again this week. Graham has one chance to have a contributing performance this year before being sent back to the waiver wire. Baltimore and Gould replace the previous replacements at K and DEF. TPD has to start getting production out of those two units.

These are the weeks where TPD pulls away. His gameday managing is simply a cut above the rest and he will prove it again on Sunday. Always a cut above is the NASTY from dynasty. It has been extra tender and juicy this year, the center cut filet dishing out orders of pain. Resting comfortably in the friendly confines of TPD Field House will allow it to absorb even more potent packed flavor and explosion. It will make the meat fall off the bone of the opponent, and TPD will savor each exquisite drop.

Player Profile: Baltimore Defense
TPD has perhaps over thought some defensive choices so far this season. Having the chance to acquire this defense at home against the depleted Bengals will hopefully solve that. Baltimore will feast in this match-up. Just two weeks ago TPD started Pittsburgh against this same offense and the results were spectacular. Could Baltimore do even better? Ya, they could be even NASTYer. Crab cakes anyone...NASTY

Thursday, October 3, 2019

Week 5 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Image result for deandre hopkins 4k HDDate: October 6, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: David Montgomery
K: Joey Slye
DEF: Kansas City

TPD is off to a (3-1) start, scoring at least 140 points in three of four games. Last week saw Watson and Hopkins continue to struggle, but the high priced additions of Adams and Johnson came through in big ways. His decision to pick up and start Pittsburgh D paid off with a 22 point performance. It is a terrific beginning to the season, but not anything to rest on his laurels on. He made moves once more this week to improve his depth, as he is setting the tone for the rest of the season and hopeful continuance dominance of success.

New faces will join the lineup this week at K and Def. Fresh off a spectacular selection of Pittsburgh, TPD will now turn his attention to another unassuming choice in the Chiefs. Their defense is not great at stopping the run, but being at home for a night game, with Hilton likely out for the Colts, is an opportunity TPD could not pass up and a circumstance he has exploited before. Last season he also played the underperforming unit for a home night game and the results were terrific, with Kansas City scoring 17 points after being named his player profile that week. He returns to the well again this week. Slye is leading the league in K fantasy points and TPD hopes it continues for the long haul. His ability to hit long range field goals separates him from others at his position. The rest of the lineup remains the same, featuring the tremor inducing talent across the board. Watson and Hopkins have to get rolling, and they will this week in a home match-up against a terrible Falcons defense. Adams may not play due to injury which would be a big blow, but TPD has contingency plans in place. Johnson and Fournette showed their feature back dynamic power last week and will look to have continued strong seasons. Waller remains one of the best FA pickups of the year, but has a tough match-up against the Bears. Montgomery is itching to break out, and TPD has a sneaky suspicion it will be this week against the Raiders. The lineup is ready to rock, and adding depth to the bench like he did this week only helps the rest of season outlook. It is a lineup built for one purpose, to destroy the hearts of men. It is a lineup designed from the mastermind of an artists whose past pictures of lineup glory help provide a blueprint for a masterpiece once more.

Always painting with a jagged edge is the NASTY from dynasty. Its momentum cannot be stopped as it adjusts its gaze upon each new opponent every week. Come Sunday it will tear through the supposed barriers and crash the party with devilish intent. Here's NASTYYYY!

Player Profile: DeAndre Hopkins
No more messing around. Nuk will explode on Sunday. The calm before the storm has lasted long enough. His performance will be the cataclysmic catalyst for a TPD victory, engulfing any would be opposing performances in its wake. Take flight ye heat seeking calamity of terror. It's your time to go off. BOOM NASTY!