Week 8 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: October 28, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TO Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Russell Wilson
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: James Conner
TE: C.J. Uzomah
FLEX: Brandin Cooks
K: Matt Prater
DEF: Arizona

TPD has won three straight games, and although their streak of 130 points in every game ended by a mere 3 points in last week's victory, the fan base is riddled with excited due to one reason. Downtown Antonio Brown. Tony Toe Tap. TPD traded for the first overall pick in this year's draft, and in doing so provided a spark for an already electric team. There are simply no words. TPD conceptualizes trade proposals that no other manager could even dream of piecing together. It is a power move and one that no doubt sent shock waves throughout the MFFL. Week 8 is upon us and we are past the half way point of the season. What better way to kick off the grind of facing eastern division foes than by securing the rights of AB. Nothing is given in the MFFL, you have to take it, and TPD's activity is unmatched.

TPD's new starting lineup will be tested right away as he now goes up against the ultra competitive east division down the stretch. Russell Wilson was brought back to the team in the AB deal and TPD could not be happier about it. TPD thinks it is time for a patented late season surge from Wilson. No player is more dominant in the second half of seasons than Wilson and now is his time. The doubters are plentiful, and the pundits are pushing TPD to start Winston, and although the decision will come down to gameday managing, don't be surprised if TPD starts Wilson and proves everyone wrong and further validates his greatness as a gameday manager in the process. Brown and Beckham join forces to make one hell of a potent WR core. Even in perceived down years by each player both are in the top 11 of WR points scored. It is shuttering to think about the second half explosions that await them. McCaffrey looks to continue his consistent production while Conner will lay it all on the field in what may be his final game as the lead back. Uzomah gets a spot start at TE in a great match-up and may stick around if he produces a good performance. Cooks is a terrifying flex play with massive potential. Prominent players will be on the bench. Chubb excelled in his first game as the lead back but he plays pittsburgh on the road this week. Martin and Richard take their first steps as the lead dogs in Oakland's backfield. Cobb and Smith enter the fold as bench WR stashes, hoping to stick on the roster for a while. TPD has played great this year, and unlike many teams at the top of the league, he has yet to reach his potential. TPD watches week after week as teams put up unsustainable production, knowing that his time will come just as others begin to fade. Just like the last two seasons, all can feel whats coming. There is a weight in the air. Misfortunes for others are on the horizon, orchestrated by the hands of TPD. All is revealed.

Orchestrating a terrible monsoon of devastation is the NASTY. It has been gaining momentum for weeks and is called back to the east for its time of perpetual purpose. It will not hold back, it's binding force crushing all within it's grasp. Bring out the NASTY from Dynasty, it calls to you.

Player Profile: Antonio Brown
There could be no one else. Tony Toe Tap's momentum to the TPD roster will be mirrored by his ultimate force on the field. He is rested and ready to put up AB numbers. If anyone forgot what this player is capable of, they will see come Sunday. The support behind putting on the TPD jersey is concrete and impactful. Downtown Antonio Brown is ready to reveal his NASTY side, now that he is christened in golden rich NASTY lore. He's baaaack.

Week 7 Press Release

ADDENDUM: TPD made a large trade, acquiring the services of newly cemented lead back Nick Chubb, as well as hugely productive Ju Ju and Brandin Cooks. Losing Thomas is tough, but it is a good haul in return.

The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: October 21, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jameis Winston
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Nick Chubb
TE: Rob Gronkowski
FLEX: Marquise Goodwin
K: Ryan Succop
DEF: Kansas City

TPD has won back to back games for the first time this season. He once again scored over 130 points. Entering this season, no team had scored at least 130 points in each game to a season past week 3, TPD is now into week 7 with the streak intact. It is yet another record destined for the pages of TPD lure and once again an illustration of the franchise's dominance and golden accomplishment.

TPD will shake up the bottom end of the roster for week 7. Marlon Mack may get the start after recently being picked-up off waivers, though multiple players are in the running for the flex spot. Mack showed last week that he is finally healthy, and his explosiveness was on full display. A strong showing this week will further cement his status a-top the Colts depth chart and could make him a contributing member of TPD's starting lineup for the foreseeable future. Similar circumstances unfolded for Winston a week ago, wanting to prove his worth to TPD, and he did not disappoint. He was the highest scoring QB of the week and looks to take a stranglehold of TPD's #1 QB spot, even with Rivers playing great. A new kicker is on tap due to Bryant's unfortunate injury. Beckham will look to bounce back after a down game a week ago, though he is still off to a great start this season, much to the dismay of misperceptions. Thomas is back off bye and ready to maintain his elite level of play. McCaffrey has been what TPD hoped when he traded for him and Cook may finally be ready to grace TPD's starting lineup. Gronk, rather like TPD, is quietly having yet another strong season. Once he starts scoring TDs all will remember his awesome might. The consistency has been there all season long, and TPD waits patiently as each week he witnesses opposing teams have players perform at their peaks. TPD hasn't even begun to peak, and when he does, all will understand in that moment that their opposing efforts were always futile. TPD will bide his time once more before magnificent coronation.

Never short on peaking is the NASTY. The driving force behind this dominance wave has been peaking all season. It crashes down upon all who would stand in its way, leaving nothing behind but splintered enemy carnage and despair. The NASTY from Dynasty will roll once more.

Player Profile: Kansas City Defense
This is where TPD separates himself. No other team in the league would even consider starting a defense which has been burned as frequently as the Chiefs this season, but for all the talk and perception others miss what is truly important. They will be playing in Arrowhead at night. Need I say more? Many have tried but few have solved the night game Arrowhead puzzle. Rise combatants of the Arrowhead, one man stands with you in your hour of need. Let his faith in thee be the catalyst for a NASTY unveiling of NASTYness. Will you answer the call?

Week 6 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: October 14, 2018
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jameis Winston
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Geronimo Allison
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: James Conner
TE: Rob Gronkowski
FLEX: Dalvin Cook
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: Green Bay

Keep the train a rollin. TPD scored 159 points last week in a key victory. Still the only team yet to score below 130 in a single game, TPD is averaging a tremendous 146 ppg. It's been a bumpy ride even with such strong outputs, and this week will be no different as he will no doubt get a winless team's best shot come Sunday, using his own players against him no less.

He must go against a slew of former TPD players in rivalry week #1 after trading many of them in one fell swoop to his rival a week ago. Furthermore TPD will feature multiple new faces in this week's lineup. Jameis Winston is off bye and ready to rock against a decimated Atlanta defense. The weapons at his disposal are infinite, and TPD used such weapons earlier in the season when he spot started Fitzpatrick in a crucial week 3 Monday night comeback. When TPD heads to the Bucs QB well this week he may stay a bit longer. If Winston plays well he may be a starting caliber QB for TPD the rest of the season. TPD may finally get Dalvin Cook healthy and ready to start his first game in a TPD uniform, but his injury may keep him out another week. Allison is spot starting for Michael Thomas, but he is also coming off injury and may have to be replaced before Sunday arrives. Many of the faces remain the same as Beckham, McCaffrey, and Conner look to continue their strong starts, and Gronk puts on the TPD colors once more after helping achieve a victory in his first start for the franchise last week. The adage discussed last week continues; when Gronk is in one's starting lineup that team simply wins games. TPD is once again quietly beasting this season.

The regular season record lags behind due to ridiculous circumstance but don't get it twisted, this franchise has never finished worse then 3rd in points scored, and even with circumstance driven middling records TPD has scored the most points in the league over the last two seasons. TPD through it all has never truly ceased the dominance displayed those first three seasons. It has taken the form of an even more terrifying entity, one that dwells in the shadows, able to grow unnoticed and unknown, ready to strike and pick apart opponents in the dark undisturbed. Don't be led by misguided perceptions. After all, what else matters than the most points in the league over the last two years and two championships.

Always exploding through the shadows to devour is the NASTY. Keep underestimating this NASTY and keep getting dumped. How can such recurring foolishness survive in the face of such unrelenting dominance. No matter, it consumes all anyway. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. How true indeed TPD's tenet and credo.

Player Profile: Rob Gronkowski
Gronk. Not unlike TPD's franchise, Gronk is receiving anonymous questions regarding his abilities. Has the grind gotten to him? Has he lost a step? Does he still have it? Answers will be revealed this Sunday. Dominance is TPD's past, present, and future. Gronk shares in such concepts. Just do your NASTY Gronk, nothing else is needed. All is revealed.

Week 5 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Date: October 7, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Dalvin Cook
TE: Rob Gronkowski
FLEX: James Conner
K: Matt Bryant
DEF: New England

Some things never change. TPD is the only team in the entire league who has scored at least 130 points in every game this season, yet he has a .500 record. TPD's well documented historically poor circumstance simply will not go away even after four years of grinding it out with teams better than their final record indicated. If this is the way it has to be then so be it, TPD will break through the compressing chains and come out clean on the other side. Nothing is more illustrating of that prophecy than his moves this week in preparation for week 5. How could someone yet to score below 130 overhaul his entire roster...because scoring 130 isn't the standard at TPD and it is not enough against such reckless hate. 

TPD detests losing regardless of circumstance, and his history has shown that heads roll after such occurrences even if others believe it not warranted. He has no other choice but to evolve and fight against the crashing waves. It's been a signature trait of the franchise since its inception and has led to success that perhaps would not have been were it not for such undertakings. The mega changes of this week take the form of the additions of McCaffrey, Cook, and Gronk. Three early draft picks of 2018, TPD now has five players selected in the top 22 of this year's draft. It is a terrifying picture, but one that only works if players perform to their potential.

TPD welcomes back a key contributor from last season's championship run, Christian McCaffrey. McCaffrey is explosive and exciting. It is a spark TPD needs at the top of the RB core after watching, albeit consistent, but plain RB performances. Cook may sit this week but once back healthy he could start performing at the level expected of him at the start of this season. It is a rare opportunity to have the chance at acquiring Rob Gronkowski, and TPD did not let that chance pass. Gronk is a power move. For years it ha sbeen documented that teams just simply win when Gronk is a part of their starting lineup. He is a difference maker and yet another stud name added to an already stellar cast of beasts. The rest of the Lineup remains much of the same. Rivers, Beckham, and Thomas will all look to continue their great starts, while James Conner looks to leave his mark before he returns to back-up duties. The bench for TPD is completely changed after trading away multiple big named players, but you know TPD will maneuver his chess pieces aggressively to find players to fill voids. The starting lineup is riddled with firepower, couple that with TPD's ability to make the most of the free agent pickups and gameday managing, and this team has the ability to be great and perhaps overcome the poor circumstance which has plagued them. Week 5 almost feels like a fresh beginning for a team already producing at a high level to start this season. That is a scary thought; the foreshadowing of the carnage to come at the hands of this team.

Something never short on carnage is the NASTY. The NASTY has flexed all season long win or lose. But now, with such dynamite at its disposal, there is no telling what type of awe inspiring carnage we are about to see each and every Sunday. The NASTY is breaking through its chains with explosive energy and once in motion, its momentum will spill over all who attempt to stop it. Get out of the way of this stud fueled NASTY.

Player Profile: Michael Thomas
Thomas is well overdue for the player profile. He is breaking WR records to start this season. Everyone knew he was a great player, but few thought he could reach beyond what he had already achieved. They were wrong. TPD knew Thomas' potential and he never wavered in his support of his belief that Thomas was among the elite and so far it is paying off. Thomas is a made man in the TPD franchise and now everyone understands what that type of acknowledgement means when it is designated down from TPD. Do your NASTY Thomas, and continue the path towards a special season.