Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Week 16 Press Release Championship Edition 2017

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: December 24, 2017
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tom Brady
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Michael Thomas
RB: Kenyan Drake
RB: Christian McCaffrey
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: A.J. Green
K: Dan Bailey
DEF: Chicago

The Championship Game

For the second time in two years TPD has traversed the labyrinth that is the MFFL, through poor circumstance and turmoil, and has come out clean on the other side playing for it all in the 2017 MFFL Championship. There was once a dream that was a TPD championship, so fragile you could only whisper it, anything more than a whisper and it would vanish. That dream was realized one year ago, a magical moment not soon forgotten. But such unimaginable dreams parade the thoughts of TPD once more.

TPD's run to the final duel was orchestrated by last week's remarkable comeback win, after his opponent had a player go for over 40 points. The catalyst for the victory was TPD's player profile. Starting Goodwin under those circumstances is truly a power move, and it gives TPD confidence when constructing this week's lineup. After a week which saw Hopkins, Green, Rodgers, and McCaffrey all on TPD's bench, TPD gets his boys back for this one. There will be 5 different starters for the championship game. It is unbelievable roster maneuvering illustrating how audacious TPD can be with his roster after years of experience and clout building.

Tom Brady will get the nod, though many would suggest he shouldn't. His play over the last three weeks has been a hinderance to TPD rather than aidful. But TPD has endured and now Tom is back at home after playing 5 of his last 6 games on the road. TPD feels now is the perfect time to put faith in one of the all time greats, and Tom is well overdue for a blow up performance. Welcome back Green and Hopkins. They will slid into the starting lineup alongside Michael Thomas, who has been a shining star for this franchise down the stretch. The magnificent trio of WRs will put on a final performance for the ages. Losing Burkhead to injury hurts, but TPD will display two other capable backs on Sunday. Drake has been this season's best free agent pickup, while McCaffrey is on pace to shatter the RB record for catches in a rookie season. Kelce remains in the starting lineup despite some average performances of late, but just like other studs Brady and Green, it is time for him to blow up. TPD welcomes a new kicker and defense for the championship game. Bailey gets a match-up at home and an improved offense with the return of Zeke. Chicago gets a home spot against the Browns.

It is time for TPD's optimal roster to show the full force of it's powers. TPD's studs are ready for a surge after difficult match-ups a week ago. The result of such surges is a thought difficult to imagine. It will destroy and consume anything in its path...just like the NASTY from Dynasty. The NASTY did not care what circumstances were presented to it last week, it blasted hard and true and snatched an engulfing victory. It has been waiting to be unleashed with full power behind it all season and the time has finally come. Here and now, in the championship game, the NASTY will perform its final act, the prestige, and make such an end worthy of remembrance.

The hour strikes and the horns sound in the deep. Sailing with aid at it's back, TPD commonwealth stands at the gate. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Rise on this day, a day of golden history, and take what is truly earned.

Player Profile: Tom Brady, Travis Kelce, A.J. Green
Now is the hour. Take up arms thy three fantasy studs of disaster. All have had their time in the sun, but shaded undertakings of late have clouded their prospects. TPD knows not heed the warnings of would be prophets, the sun will shine brightest for these three again. TPD calls upon them in his greatest hour of need and they will answer the call. A convergence of NASTY is set to beacon high into the sky, signaling the time has come, and TPD is golden once more. NASTY!

Friday, December 15, 2017

Week 15 Press Release Playoff Edition 2017

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: December 17, 2017
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tom Brady
WR: Michael Thomas
WR: Marquise Goodwin
RB: Kenyan Drake
RB: Rex Burkhead
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: Christian McCaffrey
K: Wil Lutz
DEF: New Orleans

So it comes to this, TPD pushed to the brink, and a 5th playoff journey on the horizon. The TPD horns sounded in the deep once more in another must win game, sealing the final place in the final four. Two straight weeks of 150 point ball have slingshot-ed this team into a position to fight for it all. No franchise has had a harder passage through the MFFL labyrinth, and none have fought to the very end like this one. TPD was once again near the top of the total points mountain but had to fight for every win. None are has battle worn or forcefully prepared for whats to come than he. TPD will need to rely on all the battle scars of old in what is unquestionably the hardest gameday lineup decisions ever by a playoff participant.

Eternal glory is at stake as TPD attempts to become the first ever back to back champion of the illustrious MFFL. Standing in his way is a who's who of distinguished teams, but TPD is weathered for moments such as these, and he may be the only one who can traverse such an undertaking. The lineup decisions for round 1 of the playoffs begin with the battle at the top, Tom Brady vs Aaron Rodgers. An impossible task picking between the two, TPD has to evaluate to the finest of details. A.J. Green and DeAndre Hopkins have the two worst possible matchups WRs could have, and that is no hyperbole. Sending arguably his two best players to the bench for the first round of the playoffs is certainly a move only TPD could make, and one with an inherent amount of risk. He may have to start 3 RBs, Drake, Burkhead, and McCaffrey, a lineup choice TPD has rarely made. Marquise Goodwin was picked up this week and may be a shocking start for this franchise, but his play over the last month is undeniable, and he has a solid matchup at home. Michael Thomas and Travis Kelce are no brainer selections, and both have to perform at a level close to their max in order for TPD to withstand the loss of other stars. A new defensive selection also attempts to exploit a beatable match-up with New Orleans at home against Bryce Petty and the Jets. Wil Lutz will continue to handle the kicking duties. Overall this team is the hottest in the league over the last two weeks. They have been scoring points at will, and considering TPD's depth, there is absolutely a lineup available this week that can ball out. The only problem is figuring out which one it is.

TPD is heading on the road for the initial playoff battle and he is bringing his dogs with him. The lineup may not be at its peak potential, but it will be littered with guys ready to bite. Bitting with the force of the jaws of life is, as always, the NASTY. Unleashing the NASTY from Dynasty is the unquestioned calling card of this franchise. Over the course of many weeks it has feasted during TPD's times of most need. It will consume all. Sail hard and true the sounds of the TPD horn, it calls upon all to draw up swords and stand with him now once more. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Its time for war.

Player Profile: Marquise Goodwin
Is TPD really about to start a player that was rostered by an MFFL team for the first time this season just yesterday? If he has the guts to pull this off it is most certainly a power move, one that could make him the GOAT, or the all time chump. Goodwin has thrived in Kyle Shanahan's #1 WR friendly offense, and with Jimmy G under center, but can he perform in what is undoubtedly Goodwin's biggest game ever, being a member of this franchise? The most shocking playoff lineup decision ever could carry the fate of all who dawn the TPD banners. Either way, Goodwin's electricity on the field will leave no doubt as to what his performance on Sunday will be characterized as....SO NASTY! Playoff NASTY Baby.


Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Thursday, December 7, 2017

Week 14 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: December 10, 2017
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tom Brady
WR: A.J. Green
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
RB: Rex Burkhead
RB: Kenyan Drake
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: Michael Thomas
K: Wil Lutz
DEF: Los Angeles (C)

It's week 14 and for the sixth straight season TPD has something to play for entering the final regular season matchup. A massive victory a week ago has the playoff dreams within reach. TPD is once again thankful to be in a situation in which his is focused and motivated this late in the season. He is always appreciative of every opportunity to wake up on a Sunday and cheer for TPD football. Even with all the variables and circumstances, TPD is the only team to have entered week 14 with a shot at the playoffs every season, and the value of that can never be understated.

While the playoff picture is currently more muddled then last season, TPD is  again the frontrunner for the 4th and final spot just like last season. Win and in. It is as simple as that. He could still get in with a loss but such scenarios are not be discussed around team headquarters. The team has responded well late in the season, as is the norm, and he is averaging almost 130 points per game over his last six contests.

Tom Brady is coming off of a 4 point performance. Get that game out of the way now and hope the beats returns the rest of the way. The WRs flashed the potential TPD needs from them for the final push, but there is still room to improve. The RBs are all of the sudden a potential strength of this roster, with many guys ready to step up and play big roles for this team. Drake and Burkhead are slated to start but McCaffrey is also an option. TPD is excited to watch Mike Davis and Chris Hogan this week. If they play well, they could have an outside chance of making the starting lineup a week from now, if TPD were to be dancing. Kelce predictably bounced back last week and now has three straight home games. He must beast the rest of the way. The defense is in flux but the Chargers will get another start this week. Aaron Rodgers is eligible to return a week from now. Deciding between arguably the two best QBs ever for a MFFL playoff game would be something crazy, but TPD is singularly focused on this week.

The final regular season crescendo will take place at TPD Field House. What a fitting setting. TPD fans will cascade through the gates to witness another TPD triumph and a playoff birth. The momentum on the heels of a NASTY climax. The NASTY takes no prisoners in moments such as these. Come Sunday it will rain down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger. The TPD horns will sound, and the franchise's battle cry will carry with the wind, What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. Once more, it all comes down to this.

Player Profile: Kenyan Drake
Drake was thrust into a feature role last week and the results were spectacular. He was brilliant last week against a stout defense. This week he will play on Monday night along side other TPD players, in what could be a playoff clinching night to remember. Drake will place the final touches on a playoff bound season and showcase skills that produce a single word to the minds of awestruck onlookers....THAT'S NASTY!