Week 12 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: November 26, 2017
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tom Brady
WR: A.J. Green
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Danny Woodhead
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: Michael Thomas
K: Wil Lutz
DEF: Pittsburgh

Grinding Grinding Grinding. Here we go again. TPD played well last week but still lost. They are once again in desperate need of wins to make the playoffs. TPD's teams have deserved better each of the last 3 regular seasons but still this team will be ready for war with anyone who opposes.

The starting lineup hasn't change much as of late, with many guys performing well. The RB core has been solidified with multiple receiving capable options. The #2 RB this week will be a game time decision between Woodhead, Burkhead, and McKissic. The rest of the lineup will feature the usual suspects. TPD is very happy with his depth at the moment, with multiple players ready to step up in any disaster situation, like Rodgers and Olsen. It is a piece to the puzzle late in the season he has rarely had. TPD is tired of grinding, but he knows whats coming. Teams ahead of him in the standings may know it too, and if they don't, they will soon. TPD may have unfathomable circumstances to over come, but the adversity has made this team even stronger. TPD's free agent pick ups, gameday managing, and understanding of trends and themes has never been stronger. That development was stated to be the reason TPD would have success by the end of last season, and he did, winning a championship. That same reason will hold true this season, as TPD knows how to win games late in the year.

The NASTY needs no such unveilings. Anyone who has tamed the beast this season may have shown their best stuff too early. The NASTY will peak at the most opportune moment. The family room will shake with fear on Thanksgiving after Stros asks for more yams and cranberry sauce, only to be handed a giant, steaming, bowl of NASTY dressing. OH MY GOD NOOOOOO!

Player Profile: Christian McCaffrey
CMC comes off bye this week and will be reinserted into the starting lineup. His strong play as of late has reshaped the look of this RB core. The electricity has sparked a change in this team's performance and confidence. He will solidify his place as a player no one wants to see after a huge game this week. Run CMC. NASTY.