Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Week 16 Press Release Championship Edition

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Date: December 24, 2016
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Rob Kelley
TE: Cameron Brate
FLEX: Julio Jones
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Buffalo

The Championship Game

What is dead may never die,
but rises again harder and stronger.

TPD has risen from the ashes of his layered past and soared to heights previously unknown. Come this weekend he will compete on the biggest stage for an MFFL championship. The theme of this season rang loud and true all year, as the weight of its purpose has carried this franchise through thick and thin, and now TPD prepares for the final crescendo.

East division Champion TPD defeated The Real McCoy franchise in last week's semifinal and meeting him in the championship ring for week 16 is Unstopa-bo, the West division champion.

TPD is going through a bit of shock as he prepares for his first ever championship appearance, but the hype and dedication remains at a constant high. His strong gameday managing has carried him all season long and now, entering the championship game, is not the time to give up on what has made him successful. He will look to his own knowledge of the game, to yet again put his team in the best possible situation, in hopes of capturing what has long ruminated in his mind. He has many tough decisions to make.

His roster this week has some interesting undertones. Rivers faces a poor Cleveland D, but he is traveling cross coast for a early eastern time zone game, in possible non San Diego like conditions. Julio looks to be back but how healthy is he, and will Carolina be triple teaming him after he compiled 300 yards against them in his first meeting. Beckham plays on Thursday night and Eifert seems to be hurt. It will be up to TPD to weave through the variables and discover which are real and valid and which are just blinding him of the truth.

The importance of this game cannot be understated. This is it. The NASTY from Dynasty has been a part of TPD for many years. He unleashes it on many opponents of the MFFL and this week the NASTY will be requested for one hell of a showing. The components of such nastiness will once again be fuel to the TPD engine, which hopes to steamroll on the way to the almost unspeakable reward. The weather forecasts for Funny Bone Stadium call for a giant NASTY front, the consequences of which will leave the field in utter disarray, in support of a TPD victory.

TPD has accomplished so much this season, and he cannot help but be proud of what has been achieved. But the truth is known, TPD has one goal in mind.

To TPD's fans, sponsors, and supporters, he asks you to carry the banner and do what is necessary come Week 16. It is the championship, and who will answer the call. What is dead may never die.

Player Profile: Odell Beckham Jr.
A microcosm of TPD's season, Beckham has had his own ups and downs. But looking at the season from its entire whole, it is clear that TPD's decision to draft Odell at 2nd overall was a smart decision. Now, months later, TPD calls upon Beckham once more as he prepares for a championship clash. TPD's season was turned around on a Thursday night many weeks ago and now it will be Beckham's turn to show the full display of TPD's revolution. Odell Beckham Jr. will prove that even Thursday's cannot damper his nastiness. Set the tone for the championship OBJ, and carry the TPD flag high. NASTY!

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Week 15 Press Release Playoff Edition

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: December 18, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Kenneth Farrow
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Julio Jones
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Buffalo

It is time. TPD embarks on their 4th playoff journey in the MFFL.

Way back in the offseason TPD added THE to his name. It was a move honoring his history of excellence, while also reinventing himself after a poor circumstantial year. He entered 2016 determined not to have a season like the previous year, but after a (1-3) start, with yet more poor circumstances, TPD found himself in a similar situation. Opposing this similarity was TPD's resolve. He never wavered. The past had prepared him for such events and his scars spawned the theme of this season: What is dead may never die. He never once lost faith in the direction or execution of this franchise and the result was a division championship, the most points in the league, and a 4th playoff birth in 5 years.

TPD has led the league in points in four of five seasons, with a consistent theme being his strong play during the second half of the season. In games following week 5 TPD has an astonishing record of 35-10, averaging only two losses per year following week 5. He had a 200 point game this season, only bested by his 236 point game in 2014, and he averaged a ridiculous 154 ppg in his victories this season. He retook his claim over the east division and enters the playoffs having won five of six games. Simply put it was another remarkable year for this historical franchise and one that has spring boarded him back into the championship bracket. Not much has changed for this franchise over the course of five years, their ability to dominate in certain situations is unmatched by any other league team.

A major question mark surrounds this team, and it regards the health of Julio Jones. At this point it does not look like he will play, and that is devastating to TPD's starting lineup potential. Julio is an elite star and his presence will be missed. His name currently resides in the starting lineup out of respect for importance to this team. TPD will have multiple lineup decisions to make and he hopes his strong gameday managing in the regular season will be a source of strength in the playoffs. His QB will either be Rivers or Palmer, both of whom have good match-ups at home. His #2 RB and FLEX are up for debate as guys like Kelley, Farrow, Cooks, and Gabriel are all fighting for those starting slots. TPD will have to rely on his stars in this one.

As a division winner TPD is graced with the opportunity of a home playoff game and TPD Field House is set to be off the chain. These fans will be rabid come Sunday, with one united goal in mind. TPD has unleashed the NASTY from Dynasty multiple times this season, but there is still plenty left to encompass the surface of the Field House. This is almost two years worth of pent up NASTY, ready to exploded in support of TPD. The grounds will quake with the amount of NASTY energy surging through it, and the display could only be categorized as NASTY!

Calling all fans, sponsors, and supporters, the time has come to lift this franchise to new heights. TPD playoff football is back, answer the call. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

Player Profile: Buffalo Defense
TPD's success this season has been linked to his ability to accurately stream defenses all season. This playoff undertaking needs a stout front and a tone setter, look no further than the Buffalo defense playing at home against the Browns. Buffalo will crush the soul of their opponents, delivering one hefty dosage of NASTY in the process. Answer the call Buffalo, NASTY is yours for the taking.

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Week 14 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: December 11, 2016
Time: 1:00pm
Place:  TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Rob Kelley
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Odell Beckham Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Buffalo

It is the final week of the regular season and TPD is an inch away from securing a playoff spot. The details of playoff positioning can be seen on the match-up build-up page. It has been an up and down season for TPD for the 2nd consecutive season but the pay off could be oh so sweet. He won in week 13 and has now won 4 out of his last 5 games. Entering this week last season TPD was ready to do war in the league's first ever playoff play in game, but this year TPD will be sitting back patiently and scouting potential playoff variables. Once TPD's playoff spot for 2016 is official he will erupt in excitement and anticipation. It is an honor to compete this late in the year against some of the best teams in the world.

With last week's victory TPD is still in play for the East Division Title and more than likely will finish with the most points in the East division for the 5th straight season. Last week saw TPD again make sound decisions with his lineup. He picked up Pittsburgh D the morning of gameday and they came through, putting up strong defensive numbers. He continued to hold onto Gostkowski even after some shaky performances and it paid off as Gostkowski scored 17 from the kicker position. Week 14 will see Rob Kelley back in the starting lineup. He has not been starting since his week 11 explosion of 35 points, but his benching has been well considered as he has 11 total points in his last 2 games. Kelley's scheduled softens down the stretch and a strong performance in week 14 may promote him to starting status for potential playoff match-ups. The health of Julio Jones is a concern. A hobbled star WR is one of the last things any team wants at this point of the season. Having him sit out week 14 may be what is best for everyone, if he can get healthy for the following week.

With East division supremacy on the line, you know TPD Field House will be on fire for this week's match-up. The fans will try to help TPD secure a playoff spot in style by obtaining a victory and getting ready for some high octane playoff atmosphere. What better place to unleash the NASTY from Dynasty. Fans will enjoy this pre playoff appetizer, because once this week is over...it's on.

Player Profile: Rob Kelley
TPD has been smart with his Rob Kelley usage and now it may be time to unleash him. He continues to show is worth in the Washington offense and this time of year brings cold weather and chilled bones. Rob Kelley will deliver NASTY hit after NASTY hit, leading to big performances for TPD down the stretch. Oh my...NASTY.


Friday, December 2, 2016

Week 13 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: December 4, 2016
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House


Starting Lineup:
QB: Philip Rivers
WR: Julio Jones
WR: Mike Evans
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Tim Hightower
TE: Tyler Eifert
FLEX: Odell Beckham Jr.
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Indianapolis

TPD moved into 4th place after a pivotal win in week 12. The team performed extremely well in a 156 point effort and he is now averaging 145 ppg in the last four contests, and 140 ppg in his last 8. He is averaging a mind blowing 163 ppg in his victories this season. This team is not much different than TPD teams of old, with big performances for the majority of the season after a slow start. The dominant nature of each of TPD's last two teams has flown under the radar due to his lack of dominant win totals, but nothing sums up this unfortunate happenstance better than the stats that TPD has 214 more points than the team ahead of him in the East Division and the most points in the entire league. At the end of the day, he is appreciative for every Sunday that he gets to wake up and be excited about TPD football, and a win in week 13 would help continue the joy TPD gets from competing in the best league there is.

Week 13 is a huge divisional match-up and one TPD has to win. He has to decide which QB to play between Stafford and Rivers, who both have good match-ups on paper. His WR core will remain the same, though he hopes Julio can get back to his Julio ways. Tim Hightower could get the start at #2RB as his consistency is making him harder to overlook in terms of starting consideration.

TPD Field House will be rocking come Sunday, with the fans looking like hungry dogs fighting over a pile of meat. The atmosphere is fuel for TPD, taking the form of NASTY propulsion. Anytime TPD has won this season the NASTY has been on ultra, mega, full display and this week the NASTY will be ready to break down the door and engulf anything that stands in its way. He has fought all season, living up to the theme: what is dead may never die. TPD is no stranger to these moments. He will take all the battle scars and lessons learned from games such as these in his past and us the experience to put forth the best effort possible. No team is more battle tested than TPD.

Player Profile: Tyler Eifert
TPD traded for Eifert earlier in the year in an attempt to solidify his TE slot. The results have been exactly what TPD has needed. EIfert is a focal point of his team's offense and an integral part of TPD's roster. His production has helped take TPD's lineup to a higher level, and come Sunday he will once again show his NASTY abilities. NASTY!