Thursday, September 29, 2016

Week 4 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: October 2, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: Matt Forte
RB: Demarco Murray
TE: Kyle Rudolph
FLEX: Alshon Jeffery
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Washington

TPD lost in week 3 to a team who blew up against him, stop me if you have heard this before. For the last year and three games TPD's schedule has been the hardest this league has ever seen. Teams are currently averaging 145 ppg against him this season. It is a demoralizing feeling for a franchise desperate to be rid of these bad circumstances, but TPD will not flinch. If what has happened to him previously did not deter his motivation and dedication then neither will this.

Week 4 will mark another chance for TPD to bang shields against the league's 2nd winningest team, The Real McCoy. McCoy is coming off of a huge week and the match-ups look favorable for them. TPD on the other hand has brutal match-ups for both his WRs and RBs. He will once again try to pick the best players before Sunday, though the last two weeks it has not gone well. He wants to start guys like Evans and Michael but it might be hard because of their match-ups. Newly acquired Demarco Murray will be placed in the starting lineup in hopes he can continue his great start to the 2016 season.

A (1-3) start for the 2nd consecutive year awaits TPD if he were to lose. The start to the season has not gone as planned but TPD knows this game. It has hardened him and given birth to the theme for this season, what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. TPD will look towards his battle cry for strength and patience, as he knows he has a team that can win games in this league. Also giving TPD momentum will be NASTY powered bus caravan, blasting across the country towards their destination. NASTY fuel is 10X more powerful than nitrous oxide and it carries with it a hungry football team, straight to the gates of his week 4 opponent. Break down the gates NASTY.

Player Profile: Kyle Rudolph
It is difficult to select a player profile due to the nature of TPD's match-ups. Stepping up to the plate will be Kyle Rudolph. He has played great to start 2016 and his healthy amount of targets is wonderful to see. Rudolph will cement himself in TPD's lineup as the starting TE for the foreseeable future with a NASTY performance come Monday night. Rudolph the NASTY noised reindeer is coming to town.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

Week 3 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: September 25, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Marcus Mariota
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Matt Forte
TE: Jacob Tamme
FLEX: Alshon Jeffery
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Miami

A week 2 loss to Pryor was overshadowed by the birth of TPD's son. Awaiting baby Arlo at home is a piggy bank with the inscription, "My fantasy football fund." May his rise through the fantasy football ranks be swift and impactful. He will forever be loved.

TPD heads into week 3 with a revamped roster in preparation for a familiar foe. LFB vs TPD is the best the East division has to offer year to year. It is one of the best games every season and this year is no exception. LFB presents a 3rd challenge in a row for TPD, but that is not surprising since the MFFL schedule is always a beast. TPDs hard schedule picked up where it left off last season. Teams are once again scoring points at will against him. All told, this is a massive divisional game.

Another week down and another week when TPD welcomes many new faces to the roster family. The roster has been in need of polishing and TPD has been working hard to field a team that can compete on a weekly basis. He finds confidence in the fact that his team has played well even without huge weeks from his WRs, the heart and soul of his team. The WRs for this week are not yet set in stone as Beckham will be going against arguably the league's top corner, but TPD feels if the WRs can start performing at a higher level then his whole team could take off. This is the last week DeAngelo will be a feature back. The ride has been fun and he has done everything TPD asked of him. It is hard seeing guys like Cooper and Lacy on the bench but TPD has to be happy, at least for this week, that his roster allows him the flexibility to keep guys like that on the pine. After a shipping error last week, when the NASTY delivery never made it to TPD Field House, TPD has hired a new truck driver, and he is set to deliver two weeks worth of NASTY to the loading dock of Busch Field. TPD will attempt to deliver his 2nd road divisional NASTY shippment on Sunday. Just plain NASTY.

Player Profile: Marcus Mariota
On display for TPD's week 3 player profile is Marcus Mariota. Marcus has played well to start 2016, scoring over 15 points in both weeks. Even more impressive, he's done it while only rushing for a grand total of 30 yards. Facing the league worst pass defense over the first two weeks, look for Mariota to explode in week 3. Using his arms and his legs he will show his NASTY side.    


Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Week 2 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Pryor to the Snap

Date: September 18, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Alshon Jeffery
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Danny Woodhead
TE: Antonio Gates
FLEX: Amari Cooper
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Oakland

What a week. TPD began the 2016 season in style, scoring the most points in the league and obtaining a massive victory over divisional rival TDs.

TPD lit up the score board with a 169 point effort. He knew it was a must win game for the franchise's psyche. His roster played their hearts out, leading to TPD's 40th all time regular season win. Now he prepares for another challenging opponent, Pryor. This match-up is the only game between two unbeaten teams in week 2 of the MFFL season. A (2-0) start for TPD would be monumental for the franchise and fan base. Pryor's balanced roster features star power and favorable match-ups for week 2, but TPD is maintaining the same laser focus and confidence he had in week 1.

He sends Mike Evans to the bench, even after a strong week 1 performance, due to his difficult match-up. Newly acquired Danny Woodhead will be inserted into the starting lineup, ever after Matt Forte balled out as TPD's player profile in week 1. It is a decision based on match-ups and the fact that Forte is on a short week. TPD made strides in his gameday managing a year ago and he hopes this move falls in line with that growth. TPD gives a special thanks to DeAngelo Williams for putting the team on his back when TPD needed him most. Williams time in the starting lineup is short, but already memorable. It is time to buckle down and let the ride that is TPD 2016 travel to heights unknown. Propelling the quest will be a nuclear barrel of NASTY. The after waste will blaze a trail right through the gut of Pryor. A gargantuan pile of NASTY awaits anyone who dares travel to TPD Field House, and Pryor will be swimming in it come Sunday. TPD's home opener will be a sight to be hold.

Player Profile: Alshon Jeffery
Stepping into the spotlight for week 2 will be a man absent from TPD's starting lineup in week one. Jeffery enters the lineup after a strong week 1 performance against a good defense. Jeffery has been itching to return to TPD's starting lineup ever since last season ended and the delay will be well worth the wait once he delivers a NASTY showing on Monday Night Football. Show your NASTY desire Alshon, and stake your claim to TPD's starting lineup for the foreseeable future. NASTY!

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Week 1 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: September 11, 2016
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TD’s Brothel

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Odell Beckham Jr.
WR: Mike Evans
RB: DeAngelo Williams
RB: Matt Forte
TE: Antonio Gates
FLEX: Amari Cooper
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Philadelphia

What is dead may never die. You down with TPD? welcome to TPD football 2016.
The MFFL season is hours away from kickoff and the time is now to build upon the success of the past and begin a new for the future. The Perpetual Dynasty is a new face for a historical franchise of the MFFL. It is a name meant to signify the growth from an already established team with significant clout. TPD is back, and better than ever.

Standing in his way week one is of course, TDs. This traditional week one match-up has the league all a buzz. The hype for this game is unmatched by its predecessors, as TDs feels extremely satisfied with their roster entering the weekend clash. TPD is embracing the hype, looking down at TDs from a perch of confidence and hunger. TPD's only loss to TDs came in week one last season. Come Sunday he will remind TDs of what happens when you go head to head against THE. 

TPD's roster is a work in progress, but after a draft in which he took 5 straight WRs, and a few early season trades, TPD is looks like the teams of old, ready to spell doom to the TD's franchise. He is looking for many players to step up in week one and outperform their expected values. It is hard to consider 2016 a bounce back season, given all that TPD accomplished a year ago considering the circumstances, but getting back to the playoffs absolutely a goal. The four time East division points champion looks to dominate much like the teams of old. The awakening of the TPD traditions to the consciousness of the league has already begun, and TDs will witness first hand the power of such a remembrance. The NASTY will be unleashed from Dynasty; it will spread like wildfire, engulfing TDs in an inescapable bind.....it's NASTY baby. The tone shall be set and 2016 will sound like infinite bliss. Week one has arrived. 

Player Profile: Matt Forte
TPD's rhythm and flow is no doubt tied to his WRs, but gracing the cover of TPD's week one player profile is RB Matt Forte. Forte is a bit of an unknown entering his age 30 season and a new team, but TPD has high hopes for this man of skilled hands. Look for Forte to catch a plethora of passes in week one and be the difference maker in this mega match-up. Forte's NASTY qualities will be on full display each time he reals in the rock. So NASTY.