Thursday, December 16, 2021

Week 15 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans


Date: December 19, 2021
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Josh Allen
WR: Davante Adams
WR: Cooper Kupp
RB: Dalvin Cook
RB: Jonathan Taylor
TE: Kyle Pitts
FLEX: Rashaad Penny
K: Tyler Bass
DEF: Seattle

Once again, TPD's dominance was on full display last week. Their opponent, like most all previous TPD opponents this season, came to play, scoring 182 points. But TPD was ready. He laid down 202 points, securing yet another dominate victory against a game opponent. TPD's stellar squad of furious renegades just continues to demolish everything in their path. It is in all likelihood the most dominate team ever. TPD broke his, and league, previous regular season points record, scoring 2083 points in 14 games this season. Adding the the additional 15th game this season will obviously allow TPD to blow the record out of the water. He is also going to break the all time most difficult season schedule record. Crazy. There is only one more week remaining before the playoffs. He has been ready all season, and will continue to be. 

The lineup this week features the usual suspects, but it is the last week in which TPD does not have to stress about his starting lineup. Next week presents a brand new challenge. TPD's lineup decisions will carry the utmost importance. He will use this week to keep a close eye on everyone, as he develops the best postseason lineup. This team has scored over 170 points four times this season, and last week was their best performance yet, scoring over 200 points for the third time in his illustrious career. What's crazy is that, for how dominate their starting lineup is, TPD may have the best bench too. He has crafted it all season, and the pieces have really come together perfectly. He has two stud WRs on the bench in Higgins and Williams, while his RB depth is perhaps the strongest in the league, as Williams, Gordon, and Penny are all strong plays if needed. Taysom Hill is the best back up fantasy QB, and Seattle defense has played very well, even before their designed smash starts in the playoff weeks. But all of that pales in comparison to the dominance displayed by TPD's stars. Kupp and Taylor are the two highest scoring players in the league, while Allen is 4th. Adams is 11th, while Cook is coming into his stride. It's unbelievable. Every year there are players who lay down truly spectacular seasons, and TPD has multiple players doing that this season. One theme that arises in analyzing these previous seasons, is that typically those players of destiny do not slow down in pursuit of greatness. So TPD is hopeful he will avoided the dreaded fall off in play over the next three weeks. His chance to prove it looms soon. 

Always looming is the NASTY. Get ready for it's full force next week, but just like a week ago, TPD knows it's awesome might cannot be chained down even in a low stakes game. Scoring 202 points proved that. It will be proven again this week, and for the remainder. 

Player Profile: Rashaad Penny
Penny is no stranger to putting fantasy teams on his back when healthy. TPD jumped at the chance to sign him from free agency, for TPD foresees the upcoming explosion. Penny will be just like the RBs of the past, who exploded in playoff weeks, helpful teams to championships along the way. His health will remain intact for the finally stretch, and TPD will reap the benefits. What a NASTY conclusion to an already stellar season. Blow-up Penny, the time has arrived. 

Thursday, December 9, 2021

Week 14 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca


Date: December 12, 2021
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Josh Allen
WR: Davante Adams
WR: Cooper Kupp
RB: Dalvin Cook
RB: Javonte Williams
TE: Kyle Pitts
FLEX: Tee Higgins
K: Tyler Bass
DEF: Seattle

TPD has won the East Division. TPD has secured a playoff spot, and the top overall seed. This team of world ender's just continues to smash. They scored the most points of the week again, the seventh time this season. Words do little to explain how great this team has been. He is averaging 145 ppg, while still dealing with the league's most difficult schedule of 133 ppg. No team has been able to be this dominate, with that difficult of a schedule. TPD now has two weeks to get his playoff lineup to full speed. While stories are bound to be written about this team for years to come, those stories will seem less significant were TPD not able to close it out, and secure his fourth championship. It is a special team, that could become legendary, were they to win it all. 

TPD will likely tinker with the lineup this week, since his playoff positioning is already secured. Allen and Hill are two explosive QBs. Hill played well last week, while Allen suffered through some horrible weather. Allen has led this team all season, but if Hill continues to play well, then he'll likely get a chance to start in the playoffs, considering his closing schedule. Adams is back from bye, and ready to feast on the rest of the league, with the league's best WR, Cooper Kupp, at his side. Songs will be written about Kupp's 2021 season. Songs will also be written about Taylor's season, but this week he is on bye. Cook is likely to return to the lineup, but TPD hopes that down the stretch either Cook or Mattison takes the full reigns of this back field. The worst case scenario would be that Cook's beat up body splits time with Mattison down the stretch. Javonte Williams was a last minute start for TPD a week ago, and he scored 30 points. More on him later. Higgins and Williams will fight for the flex. TPD hopes at least one of them is available, as Higgins is injured, and Williams was a close contact, and is on the covid list. TPD needs to see Pitts play better, if he has any shot at starting in the playoffs. TPDs power move in picking up Logan Thomas paid off, but Thomas got hurt and is out for the year. Conklin was picked up after dropping Thomas, and he may get the start this week. TPD will explore all TE options on free agency. 

Always aware of all the options is the NASTY. Boy has it been NASTY this season. Some might say as NASTY as it's ever been. TPD will try his best to cage the beast during two low stacks weeks to finish the regular season, but his efforts will be in vein. The NASTY will roar all the same. 

Player Profile: Javonte Williams
Williams was finally given his chance last week due to Gordon's injury, and he did not disappoint. He did everything for Denver. He now gets a home match-up against the Lions. His momentum will continue. Williams is poised to have a beast end run, a la Taylor and Akers of last season. He's a special talent. Even if Gordon returns this week, Williams will likely play his way into a starting playoff role for TPD. What a NASTY way to finish a season.