Thursday, October 1, 2020

Week 4 Press Release

 

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: October 4, 2020 
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Cam Newton
WR: Treek Hill
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Josh Jacobs
RB: James Robinson
TE: Evan Engram
FLEX: Tyler Boyd
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Los Angeles (R)

TPD has lost two straight games and is in danger of falling into a huge hole. He has not started this poorly since 2016 when he started (1-3). Entering week 5 of that week TPD made a roster overhaul trading away anyone that was not performing, specifically acquiring a bevy of big named WRs. Entering week 4 this season, TPD has once again crafted a formidable WR core. Hill, Adams, Boyd, Brown, and Hilton give him unbelievable flexibility each week and trade value in spades. TPD went on to win his first championship in 2016 and proved his metal as a survivor. Things are less desperate currently than 2016. He is top 5 in points scored and currently holds the most difficult schedule in the league. Things will turn around, and everyone knows it. But as he stated in 2016, a (1-3) start is unacceptable, and if it happens again, heads will roll. The time for screwing around is over. 

The lineup remains largely the same, as many of TPD's best are still performing. He welcomes back Adams from injury and a new defense will try to exploit a very favorable match-up. James Robinson shined last week, even in a loss. He has been unbelievable, and TPD's claim when he got him that Robinson was about to explode and TPD got him on the cheap, seems to have been all too accurate. The roster is shaping up on the bench, per usual, and soon TPD will reach his full potential, per usual. The time to play TPD is early, everyone knows this, but that time is quickly ending. He will evolve into his full form this week and set the tone for the rest of the season.  

Always setting the tone is the NASTY. It has roared hard this year and will soon be paid off for its efforts. Coming home to the House after two straight defeats is just what the NASTY needs to feast once more. Expect a belt loop or two to be loosened from its waist after this devouring. So full NASTY. 

Player Profile: Davante Adams
He's baaaack. After a one week absence, and shortened week 2 game, Adams returns to give TPD a boost. He is an unquestioned top WR and one that transforms TPD's lineup when healthy. At home on Monday Night against a undermatched foe is just what the doctor ordered. Adams will displays his powers just like he did in week 1. The catalyst has arrived, and he is ready to burn rubber in a NASTY acceleration. The NASTY smoke!


Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Week 3 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: September 27, 2020
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Cam Newton
WR: Tyreek Hill
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Josh Jacobs
RB: Jame Robinson
TE: Evan Engram
FLEX: A.J. Brown
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Arizona

TPD blew it last week. He benched Cam Newton and lost his match-up by two points. It was a terrible mistake and one that may cost him in the weeks to come. He is not use to such terrible gameday managing, but rest assured he will get it fixed. He is now motivated and educated to never allow something like that to happen again this season. This week presents multiple challenges as many on the roster are injured and the match-ups look brutal. 

If he is to win this week, star players will have to shine. Newton, Hill, and Jacobs will have to keep doing their thing. Robinson continues to impress after another huge game last week, and now gets showcased on Thursday Night against a bad Miami team. Thursday may be his official 2020 coming out party. Adams and Brown are hurt and may not play. Hunt may man the flex after torching TPD last week, a theme throughout Hunt's career. If you can't beat em, join em, welcome to the squad, for however long it lasts. Engram bounced back last week but is still looking for his signature huge performance. Given the match-ups and uncertainty, TPD's roster may look different come Sunday. 

Always looking the part is the NASTY from Dynasty. Last week it was hamstrung by the manager himself, even though it was primed for a victory scream. This week it will let loose its pent up energy. Those poor people. 

Player Profile: Evan Engram
TPD has been nailing his player profile to start the year. This week will be no different with Engram smashing on Sunday. With Barkley and Shepard hurt, look for him to explode onto the scene, and have his best game to date on this young season. That's a T.E. NASTY!