Thursday, September 28, 2023

Week 4 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Njokus On You


Date: October 1, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: NJOY Stadium

Starting LIneup:
QB: Kirk Cousins
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Stefon Diggs
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Zack Moss
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: A.J. Brown
K: Evan McPherson
DEF: Kansas City

TPD is right where he belongs. After an epic comeback victory on Monday Night, He sits a top the MFFL standings with the most points scored in the league. It hasn't been an easy start to the season, but so far, he is proving his worth both as a talent evaluator and a gameday manager. Week 4 presents another opportunity to show who is the best. In likely the game of the week, TPD will head on the road and claim what is rightfully his. 

The lineup erupted to the tune of 156 points a week ago. The trio of superstar WRs all did their part. TPD wants to start Tua, and enjoy watching that offense go to work, but believe it or not, Kirk Cousins leads the league in QB points to start the year. It will likely be a gametime decision, but either way, TPD is happy with his evaluation to let Lamar Jackson go after week 1, and ride with the two hottest QBs in the league presently. Bijan will be looking to bounce back. He gets a great stage in London to do so. Moss has been amazing. More on him later. Waller has yet to have his breakout game, but that right soon. TPD's WRs will look to do their thing. 

Always doing their thing is the NASTY. It demolished two straight home opponents, and now has a full belly heading out on the road. The travel will open some space deep in its gut, and we all know what the NASTY intends to fill up on. The peaking nature of this revamp dynasty has been gorgeous. Another show is on tap in week 4. 

Player Profile: Zack Moss
Moss has at least one more week as the bell cow for the Colts, but possibly more. He has been a revelation, dominating work, and getting more catches than expected. He has been an integral piece in TPD's last two victories, and TPD will count on him at least one more time. Something about the Taylor situation in Indy still feels icky though, and TPD wouldn't be surprised if Moss extends his time in his starting lineup even after this week. Do your thing Moss. A peaking thing. 

Thursday, September 21, 2023

Week 3 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco


Date: September 24, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Kirk Cousins
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Stefon Diggs
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Zack Moss
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: A.J. Brown
K: Riley Patterson
DEF: Kansas City

TPD secured his first win of the season last week, scoring the most points in the league. It was a significant victory considering it was his 100th all time regular season win. It is a milestone, and now on to the next 100. To celebrate such a momentous occasion, TPD exploded all over the trade market this week. It was one massive trade after the other. This is what he does. The team is now an unstoppable rebel force. The league looks on in horror as the lineup becomes epic across the board. Week 3 will be their first show, and oh what a show it will be. 

Welcome to TPD Bijan, Stefon, and A.J. This trio of mega stars makes TPD a fearsome force. What else can be said about such an devastating collection of talent? Kirk and Jefferson are set to go off at home in a game with the highest over/under of the week. Diggs and Brown will show why they have dominated the league for years. Moss looks set to be a workhorse for a few more weeks. And Waller showed last week why TPD invested stock in him in this year's draft. It's a lineup built with one purpose, to destroy the likes of MFFL men. 

Leading the charge as always will be the NASTY. It soared at home last week, and now playing at home for a second straight week, the NASTY will take flight again. It will cover the field in peaking devastation. It is the engine. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. 

Player Profile: Bijan Robinson
Robinson, in limited snaps, has already cemented himself as one of the league's best. His agility and explosion are off the charts. What a fitting team for Bijan to land on, for TPD explodes too. This week, he will shed the "split back" name, and become the workhorse. He will lead TPD's RB core all season. It is time to peak Bijan. A NASTY performance awaits. Oh what a time it is to be a TPD. 

Thursday, September 14, 2023

Week 2 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo


Date: September 17, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Chris Olave
RB: David Montgomery
RB: James Cook
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Jaylen Waddle
K: Riley Patterson
DEF: Tampa Bay

TPD's season started with a whimper. He failed to reach 100 points, and not a single player on his entire roster scored a touchdown. It was the exact opposite of how TPD wanted to start, after such a terrible season a year ago. But his resolve is unbreakable. These are simply the things TPD most go through on his way to the top. No manager faces more adversity, but he has vanquished it before. He will do so again, starting in week 2. 

The biggest shake up in the lineup is at QB. TPD bought into the Jackson hype this year, even after Jackson burned him a year ago. So much was suppossed to change, but what TPD saw on Sunday was unfortunately a memory he tried to forget. Nothing changed for Lamar, and the same issues remained. TPD acted fast, and captured a star. Those who still doubt Tua, will only be able to for a short while. Come Monday morning, after destroying the Patriots, everyone will then know. Tua is about to go off, and TPD is reaping all the benefits. 

The WRs looked great a week ago, even without scoring touchdowns. That changes this week, as each will find pay dirt. The RB core got a boost when TPD traded for Montgomery. He proved last week he is the top dog in Detroit, and that is quite a position to hold. What if, for some reason, Gibbs ascension isn't as quick as those propose? If so, Montgomery is set to explode. Cook looked great against a great defense. Now he's ready to light it up at home. Waller and Ferguson each proved they are in line for huge roles this season. They'll be weapons for TPD at the TE position. 

The lineup has yet to reach its full potential, and neither has the NASTY. It's time to peak is soon, so soon. This week in fact, it plans to reveal it's new form, a peaking form. All will understand. 

Player Profile: Tua Tagovailoa
Tua is set to win MVP this year. The offense is simply unstoppable. Get on the train now, before it rolls away from you. Him and Waddle will dominate the league, just like Manning and Thomas, and Rodgers and Nelson. Manning and Rodgers won MVPs the year TPD selected them, and their WRs were great for TPD as well. Tua's time is now, and he brings Waddle to the party along side him. It is on. NASTY TIME!

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Week 1 Press Release (2023)

 The Peaking Dynasty vs The Dingos Ate Your Babies


Date: September 10, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Central Park Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Lamar Jackson
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Jaylen Waddle
RB: Rachaad White
RB: James Cook
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Chris Olave
K: Brandon McManus
DEF: Pittsburgh

"You believe you know what it means to be a monster. You have no idea..but I'm going to show you."

It is time! TPD's march to an MFFL championship begins on Sunday. The long sweltering summer is but a beed of sweat now on his battered brow. So much has changed, so much will change. What was once perpetual, is now Peaking. And oh what a time it is to peak. TPD sets his sights on the horizon once again. Cast in glory, then etched in stone, before finally golden. TPD and his legendary band of warriors set forth, and the reaper takes flight. Week 1 is upon us. The league quivers in fright. 

TPD's epic poor circumstance bit him again last year. But no matter, no matter. Things have changed now. TPD willingly took the 1st overall draft slot in this years draft, and with it he constructed an army with a single purpose...to destroy the likes of MFFL men. Managers sat in awe as his team took shape, one dominant selection after the other. The star studded cast is elite at the top, and with depth to spare. Lamar Jackson is set to have his best season since his MVP year. The new OC will unlock Lamar's peak potential. Justin Jefferson should have been a TPD star last season, but it was not to be. Patience is a virtue, and J Jettas finally gets a chance to rock the classic TPD colors. A contract year for him and his QB? Are you kidding me? Look out for a 2,000 yard season. Jaylen Waddle and Chris Olave are destined for greatness. WR1 seasons are in their future. White and Cook are young and ready to eat. They will peak at the most opportune moment. Waller has grown even stronger in his new giant form. For he is the WR1 at his new home. 

The bench has already been bolstered by great trading, and a savvy early season pick-up. Scary Terry is WR#4. Jerry Jeudy is WR#5. Gabe Davis is WR#6 And Nico Collins is WR#7. Is that a joke? No team has ever had that much depth at a single position before the season has even started. However it shakes out, whether it be trades or elite insurance, TPD is ready for whatever is thrown his way. His team is ready to dominate. For they always dominate. 

Perhaps their domination comes from a source. In fact, there is no perhaps about it. We all know its true form. And now, with the changing of the guard of their name, the NASTY, from Dynasty, finally yearns to peak. What combination could possibly be more deadly? A peaking NASTY, and a NASTY peaking. The weight of such a fusion will be felt by all within the MFFL. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. I may be down for a moment by I always come back. 

Player Profile: Justin Jefferson
The wait is finally over. Jefferson's long awaited debut with the MFFL's premier franchise ends on Sunday. It is a match made in heaven, for both break the mold, setting records anywhere they step. Welcome to nirvana JJ. We will do great things together, creating a symphony of memory. Let your NASTY out, for it is time to peak.