Week 1 Press Release 2022

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: September 11, 2022

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:

QB: Kyler Murray

WR: Ja'Marr Chase

WR: CeeDee Lamb

RB: Nick Chubb

RB: Clyde Edwards-Helaire

TE: Kyle Pitts

FLEX: DJ Moore

K: Dustin Hopkins

DEF: Miami

"How did it come to this? An army of rebel peasants. Everything will change, everything has changed." TPD once again watched in horror as the greatest team ever assembled failed to reach their ultimate goal. Such a groundbreaking defeat has left the world shattered and changed. New foes are at the gates, ready to take what they believe is rightfully theirs. TPD stands alone in the face of an onslaught, for all men boast when believing a king to be weak. 

TPD's 2021 season was one of legend. He orchestrated the greatest draft ever achieved. Dalvin, Jonathan, Cooper, Josh, Kyle. He then made a signature splash trade for Davante early in the season. He won 12 games, secured the #1 seed, set the all time points record, once again scored over 200 in a game, and delivered a 7 game win streak. How he continues to break records after so many never before seen feats, is truly remarkable. But all was forgotten, for he could not put his best foot forward when it mattered most. He struggled with lineup decisions all championship week, and ended up selecting the wrong ones. It is haunting. And now the enemy is at the gate, wondering if the time is right to attack. What a foolish and futile attack it would be. 

TPD is going nowhere. He will endure, as he always has. He will change with the every evolving landscape around him, and coming out of the 2022 draft, he is as confident as ever that the MFFL trophy will grace the halls of his headquarters once more, and that right soon. The lineup is loaded for bear, even before week 1. He made three draft night trades! His WRs are as potent as ever, and his RBs are stronger out of the draft than usual, just like last season. His craft has been perfected. Others will watch in amazement as he once again steals the show with late round value and devastating managerial moves. 

The NASTY has been with TPD for years. It is the vehicle carrying TPD's malice and will to dominate. It comes for all, engulfing anyone standing in its way. The nasty will have its way, it will take what is rightfully TPD's and lay waste to opponents valleys. It comes for you! For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. If you got beef then bring the ruckus, TPD aint no one to mess with. For it is memory, precious and pure. Everything will change, everything has changed. TPD 2022 style baby!

Player Profile: Kyler Murray

TPD has done it again. He has drafted the eventual league MVP in a round far behind the quality of their play. The hate surrounding Kyler this offseason is about to be reversed, and unleashed on all of his opponents. A truly rare blend of arm strength and running ability, it is simply just a matter of time before he puts it all together to become the top QB in fantasy. That season is now. Once he dawns the TPD colors, the game will change forever, and he and TPD will stand above it all, conquering titans. Unleash the inner beast Kyler, the time has come.