Sunday, December 23, 2018

Thursday, December 20, 2018

Week 16 Press Release Championship Edition 2018

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: December 23, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup:
QB: Russell Wilson
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Nick Chubb
TE: Austin Hooper
FLEX: Jamaal Williams
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Cleveland


TPD is in unprecedented territory. This Sunday will mark his third straight season playing for it all in the MFFL championship. Such an accomplishment would have seemed unfathomable a few years ago do to poor circumstance that kept great TPD teams from such opportunities. But the hardships sharpened this team and created the monster it is today. Not weighed down by the sheepish mentality or fear of making risking atypical moves, like benching studs who had carried him all year, has created the most dangerous TPD teams in this franchise's history, and the three straight championship appearances are the validation's foundation. TPD is thankful for every game he plays in the MFFL that carries meaning, and playing this late into the season with all on the line for three years in a row is a true privilege. Hair raising focus and anticipation are on tap for TPD's third installment of championship football.

Much like the last two seasons in which TPD had to put his managing skills to the test with multiple difficult lineup circumstance, this season is no different. Conner and Beckham look like they'll both miss the all important championship match. It is devastatingly bad fortune but a factor TPD overcame last week and looks to repeat now. The biggest decisions TPD must make reside in the TE, FLEX, #2 WR, and DEF categories. The TE position has plagued this team all year. TPD will do whatever it takes to get points out of that position and the constant struggle has been an education for him in noticing the keys and trends for that position. Don't be surprised if it all comes together for the final week and he finally gets a TE to play well for him. The DEF is currently Cleveland at home against an injury riddled Bengals, but obvious overmatched offenses going against TPD DEFs in playoffs past has seemingly never worked out. The DEF analysis will continue throughout the week before a final decision is made. With Beckham likely out, that leaves four players in position to secure only two spots. #2 WR will either be Cooks or Nelson. Cooks has explosive ability but has been torpedoed recently by the awful play of Goff. Nelson is rolling lately and has a home night game against a Denver squad with nothing to play for. In what may amount to the Raider's last game in Oakland, expect the team and specifically Jordy to ball out. It would not be shocking to see TPD make the unbelievable move and start Jordy for the championship. The FLEX will either be Jordy or Cooks or a RB, Williams or McGuire. Williams is presented with a huge opportunity as a lead back and he played well against a tough defense last week. McGuire has survived by scoring TDs lately but continues to get work like a lead back for the Jets. All of these decisions will come down to the last minute but TPD is no stranger to such dilemmas, he will make the right decisions come Sunday. The rest of the Lineup takes no such tinkering. Wilson is at home on Sunday night ready to explode against a terrible defense. This is his game and his time. Brown heads to New Orleans for a likely shootout, still primed for a classic Brown blow-up. McCaffrey is and has been TPD's best player. At home in a great match-up the recipe is perfect for McCaffrey to close out the season with a tremendous bang. Chubb is also in a blow up spot at home against a depleted Bengals defense. Tucker will do the kicking duties in a tough match-up on Saturday, but there is no way TPD is removing the best kicker of all time from his lineup. Tucker will come to play regardless of circumstance. TPD has waited for the blow up game all year, but so far it has failed to happen like it had for so many teams this season. Even now, with hope for such a game waining, TPD looks to his studs to pull through, and take what is rightfully theirs. Other's have had their time, now is their time. They will go out there and take it.

This lineup is far from it's elite potential, but so what. TPD cares little at this point about the unrelenting gravity of poor circumstance. He has conquered it multiple times before and will conquer it again. Always conquering is the NASTY. It has carried TPD to this point three straight times and will not stop now. It takes shape from Dynasty and will, like so many times before, come again. The NASTY bows to no man.

Here we are again, on the doorstep of history. TPD will reach towards blinding rich skies again, grasping at golden coronation. The foundation he stands on now stronger and taller than ever, for what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. All is revealed. Sound in the deep horns of TPD. Who will answer the call. TPD is marching once more to war. These moments will last for ever in a bust cast of stone, finding it's way to the halls of TPD lore. Reverence and nostalgia it's divine purpose. TPD is forever grateful to have such moments, such moments that fill his soul and motivate him continually to never stop reaching for it all. 

Player Profile: Christian McCaffrey
TPD will look to his best this Sunday. McCaffrey has been the IT this season. Now more than ever he must march to war with TPD. It is on his shoulders that TPD will ride. With multiple players ready for blow-ups McCaffrey must set the tone. His leadership helped secure a title for TPD last season and he's repaid TPD's contract extension with elite play all year long. Watching him this year has been NASTY, and his play will join the halls of famed previous TPD performances, viewed upon when nostalgia and reverence course through TPD veins for eternity. Stand tall McCaffrey, let the NASTY elevate you to heights climbed once more. Be NASTY! LETS GO! COME ON!

Thursday, December 13, 2018

Week 15 Press Release Playoff Edition 2018

The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: December 16, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Related imagePlace: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Lamar Jackson
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Brandin Cooks
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Nick Chubb
TE: Kyle Rudolph
FLEX: Justin Jackson
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Buffalo

Here we go. TPD is back in the playoffs for a 6th time in 7 years and ready to once again prove his place as the top team in the league. This week presents such a validating opportunity as multiple studs are set to miss the all important match-up and TPD is forced again to craft a lineup capable of overcoming his poor MFFL circumstance. Just like the last two championship seasons TPD is molded for this moment time and time again. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.

Deja Vu is in store for Sunday as TPD re-engages with an old foe, the same match-up that brought arguably the league's best game of all time in last year's playoffs. TPD used every skill he had as a manager in that match-up to secure victory and odds are he'll have to do it again this week. The first decision to be made concerns the QB position. TPD has multiple decent options but none that stand out as elite plays. Wilson may be forced to play without Baldwin, and the three other times he has done that this year have led to Wilson's worst three performances. Trubisky has blow potential but has failed to show it for some time lately. The responsibility may fall to the previous Heisman winner and rookie Lamar Jackson. Jackson has shown flashes of brilliance in recent weeks, but has been unable to put together a complete game. TPD has a sneaking suspicion that performance is coming this week. To start Jackson under these circumstances would be akin to the Goodwin start last year in this match-up. The risk palpable, but the result being a victory for TPD that would not have been without the risky play. TPD's the only one with stones enough to do it, risking being the goat or the mule. Brown will lead the WR core and TPD needs Brown to fulfill his destiny as the league's best WR. The script is set up for Brown's best game of this season. He's ready to remind all of his awesome might. Cooks takes Beckham's role as Beckham deals with a recurring injury. He is also ready to explode after a few down weeks. Being back home will allow him to streak for oodles of fantasy points. McCaffrey has been TPD's best player for the last month. A Monday Night match-up is the perfect set up to show all what that entails. Chubb is in primetime on a different night, ready to display his awesome abilities and explosive potential. Rudolph has a new offensive coordinator who will feature the TE in an exploitable match-up. Justin Jackson may be thrust into the lineup due to injuries to Conner and Beckham, but his opportunity is large, being the possible feature back in a dominating offense. Playing on Thursday gives Jackson the chance to bat lead off and start the abundant scoring show. Tucker will be himself and put on an elite performance. Buffalo will look to take advantage of a poor offense and give TPD crucial defensive points that have been lacking all year. The lineup is far from it's optimal potential. TPD will look to his scars for knowledge and memory of past coronation. He will extend a hand toward glory filled skies once more, grasping hold of it all.

TPD's always put in holes he has to climb out of and this week is no different. He will claw and fight til the end, using his strength and skills with full force. Don't be surprised by any decision he makes and know that his word signifies instant validation due to the nature of his skills and past. Iron hardened and ever ready, TPD is cast in golden accomplishment, the glare from which forcing all to turn an eye. Once turned however, his opponent will be staring down the barrel of overpowering NASTY. The NASTY approaching in the form of a tsunami will flex and dominate on Sunday. Always in TPD's corner, the NASTY is synonymous with TPD glory. Sound in the deep horns of TPD once more. It calls on all arms for divine purpose and intent to stand behind TPD once more and capture the dream for an unprecedented third straight time. The time is now. All is revealed.

Player Profile: Antonio Brown
Tony Toe Tap was the player profile for week 8 and TPD calls upon him again to answer the bell. With the injuries to Beckham and conner, Brown has to be 3T on Sunday. It's his time for glory. All year TPD has had to watch other teams have blow performances week after week, but now, it's his turn, and Brown will be the signal caller. Do your NASTY toe tap Tony, the squad looks to you.

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Week 14 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Image result for justin tucker kickingDate: December 9, 2018
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TD's Brothel

Starting Lineup:
QB: Mitchell Trubisky
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Odell Beckham Jr
RB: Christian McCaffrey
RB: Nick Chubb
TE: Cameron Brate
FLEX: Brandin Cooks
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Los Angeles (C)


TPD is playoff bound for a 6th time in 7 years. Last week he scored the most points in the league for the 2nd week in a row and tied the highest point total for a single week of the season so far. He has scored the 2nd most points in the league this season, only trailing the leader by a mere 12 points. It is once again a dominant season for TPD, even if the record lags behind a few others due to the classic unrelenting poor circumstance, evidenced by the fact that the two teams ahead of him in the standings have on average 12 less points per game scored against them. It is playoff time, TPD time, and the opportunity is there to cast golden accomplishment into TPD lore once more.

The injury to Conner is a devastating one. He was the toughness and spirit of this team. His loss will be felt but TPD cannot linger, yet hope that Conner makes a speedy recovery. The QB this week may be a new arrival to the TPD roster, Mitchell Trubisky. He is at home Sunday night against a team he will have to throw against to win. In a week with little on the line, TPD will be creative with his roster decisions. Many of the starting lineup remains the same. The squad is peaking at the right time, a signature trait of previous TPD champions. TPD hopes to continue the momentum and the trends in pursuit of the ultimate achievement... a 3peat.

The NASTY has been so devastating of late, devouring all in it's path. Look for it to continue eating this week, while also storing reserves for the all important playoff quest.

Player Profile: Justin Tucker
He has been what TPD needed when he traded for him. His dominance is unmatched in the history of this league and his consistent greatness is a catalyst for TPD glory. No other is as NASTY putting boot to laces. Kick on Justin, NASTY runs through your veins.