Week 17 Press Release (Championship Edition)

"It is memory, precious and pure." 

The Peaking Dynasty vs The Dingos Ate Your Babies

Date: December 30, 2023

Time: 1:00pm

Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Dak Prescott

WR: Justin Jefferson

WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown

RB: Jahmyr Gibbs

RB: Jonathan Taylor

TE: Jake Ferguson

FLEX: Bijan Robinson

K: Harrison Butker

DEF: Jacksonville

"What was once an unspeakable dream is now written in the stars. First etched in stone, then cast in gold, now a blaze in starlight. It seems an impossible fate for a once broken man, if not for what was foretold." (TPD 2019)

The embattled dreamer. Hope was all that remained. Hope of a reverenced past and nostalgic weight, and the knowledge, that such hope could only be achieved through the summer grind, with unwavering dedication. TPD fought through the fire, and came out clean on the other side. The time has come for TPD to repeat history. Through the fire and ash, TPD rises again. Nostalgic reverence awaits, glory filled skies with reach. 

TPD dazzled a week ago. He was behind, after his opponent had his two WRs explode for their best weeks of the season. It didn't matter. TPD endured. He fought and never lost hope, constantly glued to his players, willing them to victory. He stressed over lineup decisions all week. For he knew, down to the last man, everyone would need to perform. And oh how they did. His decisions were flawless, and without such, and victory may have been lost. It was a special moment, for he exercised the demons of the 2021 championship. 

162 points were scored a week ago, and now TPD plays for it all. Two seasons have passed since TPD tasted sweet championship glory. One season being TPD's worst ever. How fitting that one year latter he is back fighting in the championship game. The team is ready. The prophecy will soon be fulfilled. When TPD started peaking, this result was foretold. Draw banners. Draw swords. Now is the hour. 

"Let this be the hour when we draw swords together. Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!"   

The starting lineup is taking it's deep breath before the storm. Dak will etch his name in TPD history. He will become one of the best free agent pickups of all time, as he leads this team to victory, as it's leader and king. Jefferson will fulfill the oath taken all the way back at the draft. He will produce his best game of the season. Amon-Ra and Gibbs will conclude their seasons as two of the best traded for players in TPD history, which is saying quite a lot. Taylor will put together his best game, like Jefferson. And Bijan will show everyone what happens when a dog is let off the leash. Powerful, potent, willing, and peaking. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. 

The NASTY from Dynasty, with a peaking flare has rarely been fiercer. It will consume this weekend. A home game for a championship? Forget about it! It's over baby. The heartbeat and life force will carry this team to victory, on a wave of NASTY momentum and destruction. All shall love it and despair. TPD, forever grateful and appreciative.

Player Profile: Dak Prescott

Now is the hour. Dak, at home, in a shootout. The history soon written. He will become a TPD legend. If you got beef then bring the ruckus, TPD ain't no one to mess with. You down with TPD? Yeah, you know me. One NASTY peaking performance awaits. Dare to dream and dare to reach towards blinding, glory filled skies. This once unspeakable dream will capture and turn to reality once more. The stuff of legend and mythos. 

Week 16 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: December 23, 2023

Time: 1:00pm

Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup: 

QB: Dak Prescott

WR: Justin Jefferson

WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown

RB: Jonathan Taylor

RB: Jahmyr Gibbs

TE: Jake ferguson

FLEX: Ty Chandler

K: Tyler Bass

DEF: Denver

Oh how sweet it is. TPD is back in the playoffs, his 9th in 12 seasons. No franchise has been as dominate, no franchise as battle hardened, no franchise more willing to die for what they believe. Let the TPD horns sound in the deep, our time has come. Draw your banners and your swords. The journey this season was like so many before, with TPD facing challenges other managers could scarcely imagine. He enters the final four cutdown, twisted, and hardened. Injuries and poor circumstance a constant, TPD endures all. This is his stage, and this is what he does. Welcome to the thunder dome, the time to Peak is now. This is what he is made for, and he is always grateful to participate in late season MFFL ball. It is precious to him, invoking reverence and nostalgia.

This offseason began with a phoenix attempting to rise from the ashes, and with such an effort, a new name was spawned. A peaking name and a peaking dynasty. It has lived up to its name, as TPD has peaked everywhere all season. It is in this hour, when the peak itself will be bombarded with the ghosts of excellence past. All the past TPD version will collide into one soul, and the power of such a merging will quake the MFFL world. Confidence, experience, pride, and cunning will flood the systems of this peaking giant. The past stands with you. The Dynasty becomes more than a single entity. It is now a collection of all its past strengths. For what is dead may never die. It is memory precious and pure. Shine on TPD. 

The lineup for the semi finals is as strong, yet fluid, as always. TPD is forced to make decisions no other team could stomach, and he will do so effortlessly and with peace of mind. He has been here before. Who could forget 2017, when his best WRs had terrible match-ups, and he smoothly inserted Marquise Goodwin into his starting lineup. A player, that until that point had not even been rostered by anyone in the league. And how about the time when his opponent in the 2018 championship had each of his players score at least one touchdown, including his defense, yet TPD survived and thrived, scoring over 170 points in victory. These past moments are etched in golden stone, and TPD will use the experience to his advantage this week. He will carve once more a victorious achievement, once written, then carved in stone, before ultimate golden casting.

At QB, he must decide between two studs, who face difficult circumstances. As of this writing, neither Dak nor Tua have cemented themselves in the starting lineup. A gameday decision awaits. The WRs are more clear, as Chase is out due to injury. But injuries to his star WRs is something TPD has dealt with all season, why should the playoffs be any different? Jefferson and Brown will smash. The RBs are incredibly fluid, but in a somewhat a good way, with multiple guys having either good match-ups or expanded roles. Still, how TPD concludes his RB decisions will likely determine the outcome of the game. Ferguson is likely to pace TPD at TE, but it is open, as neither Kincaid or Jake have been playing particularly well as of late. TPD's defensive decision is huge, as he once had Philly pegged to be the starter, before dropping them. TPD's opponent picked them up, and is starting them against him. Let us hope TPD made the right decision. 

There has never been a better time to PEAK. The NASTY from dynasty will peak everywhere. It is his destiny and legacy. The past is about to repeat, like the once 3peat. Do you feel it? It is a reckoning. Come to take all and dominate. You down with TPD? Yeah you know me. This is going to be quite a NASTY ride.

Player Profile: Amon-Ra St. Brown

It is time Sun God. It is your time to best the team that traded you to TPD. It is time for you to shine brightest, against previous TPD players. Brown has been amazing since TPD acquired him, a steady presence, in an otherwise fluid WR room. He has been building to this and is ready to peak. Him and Jefferson will share the same field, and each will devour all. The dome will produce huge fantasy weeks for all of TPD's players who participate in that game, which could be four in total. Brown will be the stability, he will be the leader, and the others will produce great performances following in his footsteps. Sun God, it is time to PEAK NASTY. You were brought in for a purpose, and now all is revealed.