Thursday, November 23, 2023

Week 12 Press release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop


Date: November 23, 2023
Time: 12:30pm
Place: The Hen Den

Starting Lineup:
QB: Dak Prescott
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
RB: Jonathan Taylor
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
TE: Dalton Kincaid
FLEX: Justin Jefferson
K: Cameron Dicker
DEF: Tennessee

TPD is back. This season has felt like so many before it, with TPD dominating week in and week out. Last week they put up the most points in the league. They continue to lead the league in points scored, and have now won 5 straight games. The quality and depth that they have acquired this season is truly remarkable. Even after losing Andrews to a season ending injury, and Chase being hurt by Burrow's injury, this lineup is still perhaps the most formidable. We said it last week, this team is built for the long haul, and they proved it a week ago. Welcome to Thanksgiving week. TPD is always grateful to play late season meaningful games. There is simply nothing better. 

Dak headlines a lot of players playing on Thanksgiving for TPD. He will show out. He has been the best QB in the league for over a month, and that wont stop on this a day of days. TPD anxiously awaits JJ's return, but that may not be this week. No matter no matter. TPD's WRs will showout regardless. Wha other team can spot start Ridley, like TPD did a week ago, and have that player explode for over 30 points? The RB room is also incredibly deep. Gibbs has been unbelievable. It may force Robinson to the bench in a tough match-up. Kincaid finally takes over as TPD's starting TE, after Andrew's injury. It has been a long time coming, he earned it. This lineup is ready to feast. 

Always feasting especially on Thanksgiving is the NASTY. When Coop asked for someone to pass the mashed potatoes, he'll be horrified when what he see slid to him being a giant bowl of NASTY. It is a Thanksgiving tradition. Eat up!

Player Profile: Dak Prescott
Dak's day is today. He has been one of TPD's best long term free agent acquisitions in a long time. Hey may play his way into an MVP. This week especially, he will put TPD on is back, and carry him to victory. What a day it will be. A grateful NASTY day. 

Thursday, November 16, 2023

Week 11 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs The Dingos Ate Your Babies


Date: November 19, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
RB: Devin Singletary
TE: Mark Andrews
FLEX: Amon-Ra St. Brown
K: Cameron Dicker
DEF: Washington

TPD is on a roll. He is now (7-3), in 2nd place, and has scored the most points in the league. Week 10 was a 179 point explosion. The lineup is simply terrifying. Depth and quality reside at every position. And oh by the way, JJ may be back this week. The three headed monster at WR is nothing new for TPD, but dear god, JJ, Chase, and St. Brown....wow. TPD also made some savvy waiver wire RB additions this week. The lineup is ready. Last week proved that. 

Tua is back from bye, but with how well Dak is playing, it is not a slam dunk that he will get the start. Dak has been a bomb free agent acquisition for TPD. JJ hopes to return to led TPD's WR core to the promise land, but if he doesn't return, Chase and Brown will obviously make due. Both Taylor and Bijan are on bye, but TPD just picked up league winning potential at the RB position this week, snagging both Singletary and Chandler. TPD will survive one week without them. Both Andrews and Kincaid have been great. Kincaid could sneak into TPD's flex this week, but Andrews will start at TE due to his great match-up. TPD is built for the long haul. They are ready for whatever is thrown at them. 

Always catching what is thrown at them is the NASTY. It gobbled up two road victories, and now heads home for some sweet home cooking. The Field House has been rocking this year, and Sunday will be no different. It may be a week before Thanksgiving, but The NASTY will feast none the less. 

Player Profile: Jahmyr Gibbs
Gibbs has been unbelievable. TPD acquired him in the same trade in which they got Chase back. Chase overshadowed Gibbs at the time, but no longer. This rookie sensation has proven why the Lions coveted him in the draft. He is fast and powerful, and he can catch! Gibbs, along with Bijan, will show everyone what two rookie sensation running backs can do late in the season of their rookie years. It is a strategy that has helped TPD to a title before, aka Christian McCaffrey, and they will do so again this season. Just be you Gibbs. TPD believed in you, and the results are nuclear.