Thursday, October 31, 2024

Week 9 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Justin Jefferson already getting stupidly disrespected this offseason

Date: November 3, 2024
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jalen Hurts
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: CeeDee Lamb
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
RB: J.K. Dobbins
TE: Cade Otton
FLEX: A.J. Brown
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Kansas City

TPD did TPD things a week ago. He scored 194 points in a vintage performance. The insertion of Lamb into this lineup did exactly what was expected. Now, a week away from CMC gracing the starting lineup, the question is, who can stop this freight train. Of course TPD's old nemesis poor circumstance will have something to say about that, but for now, TPD has silenced the doubters, and set the entire league on notice. He now has 7 games all time crossing the 190 point threshold. Only one other team has ever even done it once...

The starting lineup is ready to rock. Hurts has shown to be an elite asset this season, even with others doubting him. He mirrors the perceptions of his own franchise. Truly a TPD player this year. The WRs are as scary as ever. It would not be a stretch to say TPD has the three best fantasy WRs in the league right now. Gibbs has been exactly what TPD expected when he traded for him, an absolute stud. While Dobbins continues to hold the fort down until CMC is ready to be unleashed. Otton proved he is a top 5 TE moving forward last week. 

This team is built for one purpose, to destroy the likes of MFFL men. The NASTY roared a blood curdling scream a week ago and is hungry for more. The vision and prophecies are becoming true. TPD gives zero Fs. He will take what is rightfully his, and assume his position atop pride rock. I have seen it once. It is memory, precious and pure. I have seen the world fade away. For what is dead may never die. 

Player Profile: Justin Jefferson
JJ fell to TPD with the 8th pick in this year's draft. TPD selected him without hesitation. He knew the league had made a massive mistake, and now they all know it as well. JJ has yet to explode but he has perhaps the safest floor in fantasy. This week he dominates, and sets one hell of a stage for CMC's return. Go TPD!

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Week 8 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs The Dingos Ate Your Babies


Date: October 27, 2024
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Central Park Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jalen Hurts
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: A.J. Brown
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
RB: J.K. Dobbins
TE: Cade Otton
FLEX: CeeDee Lamb
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Kansas City

TPD finally won a game last week. For now, hope towards the season remains intact. The roster played to their standard, and TPD is now 3rd in points scored. The only thing holding him back is his league's toughest schedule. This week presents another opportunity for TPD to show his dominance even with the bad circumstance. 

Lamb enters TPD's lineup for the first time this season. Look out. Hurts and Brown remain an elite stack, while JJ will beast on Thursday night. Gibbs exploded last week, which TPD always knew was coming. Gibbs remains a cheat code in fantasy. TPD traded for Chubb this week, who will provide depth until CMC is ready to return. Waddle gets Tua back, and TPD hopes he regains his previous form, even if being a bench player. This terrifying lineup is ready to unleash hell. All will shield their eyes from its awesome might of awesomeness. 

The NASTY loved playing at home last week. Now it is time to get some road victories. The engine of TPD is in pursuit of greatness. Every year TPD has a week that changes the course of his season. Last week may have been that changing of the winds, so this week the momentum will carry. It is memory precious and pure. TPD, veined with reverence and nostalgia. The weight of which no other man can carry. Shine on TPD, you shine on. 

Player Profile: CeeDee Lamb
All doubters of the world unite. Ya'll know them? F it me neither, but point the biggest sceptic out and I'll make them a believer. Lamb becomes yet another elite WR to dawn TPD's flex spot. A spot that has displayed previous terrifying individuals. Often individuals that represent the elite of the WR position. CeeDee is no different. Watch now, as he wears the TPD colors, and puts on a second half show for the ages. Such power is indescribable and terrifying as the dawn. What a NASTY way to put the league on notice.  

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Week 7 Press Release

The Peaking Dynasty vs Njokus On You


Date: October 20, 2024
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jalen Hurts
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: A.J. Brown
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
RB: J.K. Dobbins
TE: Sam LaPorta
FLEX: Jayden Reed
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Washington

TPD has lost four straight in no fault of his own. Once again the league continues to score points in bunches against this team year in and year out. It is truly remarkable how bad this team's luck is. It would break any other manager. This franchise however will never break. For what is dead may never die. 

TPD knows his team is great, and they are playing well to prove it. But four straight losses is four straight losses. TPD swung big this week on the trade portal. He acquired none other than CeeDee Lamb. Lamb is on bye, but next week, it's on. TPD now has five of the ten 1st round draft picks from this year's draft, and the two players selected one and two overall. Are you kidding me? What an embarrassment of riches. Even with all that has happened this season, TPD will rise again. He doesn't care anymore, he is bringing everyone down with him. Regardless of the record, this team will be one to watch. 

The NASTY from Dynasty has been put to sleep the last few weeks. Whenever it wakes up, all of the league will feel it. It rises to the top, taking no hostages along the way. Its wake is shadows and dust. Shine on TPD, you shine on. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Kazad-dum. Shadow and flame. 

Player Profile: J.K. Dobbins
Dobbins is a crowd favorite. Not only is he a buckeye, but he is on pace to win comeback player of the year. His leadership and toughness is exactly what this team needs right now. He will be the example of how never to give up. This week, he will show the world that TPD is back, and here to stay. 
Go Dobbins! 

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Week 6 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

A.J. Brown Philadelphia Eagles Unsigned Horizontal In-Action Photograph


Date: October 13, 2024
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Jalen Hurts
WR: A.J. Brown
WR: Marvin Harrison Jr.
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
RB: James Cook
TE: Sam Laporta
FLEX: Jayden Reed
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Philadelphia



Once again TPD is faced with accepting a brutal reality. The reality being that no one has more bad luck and bad circumstance in the history of the MFFL. The league's all time toughest schedule holder is yet again being put in situations few others could even fathom. Just image how dominate this juggernaut would be if he faced even just an average league schedule. As it is, TPD must go into each week knowing he needs at least 130 points to even have a chance at winning. This week TPD hopes the boys deliver.

Guys are back from bye which helps. The lineup is elite top to bottom, which is why TPD did not make any trades this week. He will trust in is dudes and wait for the eventual explosion. Here's to hoping it is this week. 

Player Profile: A.J. Brown
Brown has not played since week one. TPD has severely missed his services. Though with a schedule like his it may not have mattered much for TPD. Brown returns following bye and is fully healthy. The Hurts Brown stack was elite in week 1, and now they will dominate the rest of the way. The season shifts now. 

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Week 5 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop

PFF: Kyler Murray 17th among quarterbacks ahead of 2024

Date: October 6, 2024
Time: 1:00pm
Place: The Hen Den

Starting Lineup:
QB: Kyler Murray
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Marvin Harrison Jr.
RB: James Cook
RB: Rhamondre Stevenson
TE: Cade Otton
FLEX: Jayden Reed
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Chicago

TPD ran into a buzzsaw last week, but the team played well in a loss. The back to back losses are disappointing, but this team continues to improve week to week. Bye weeks are a concern in week 5, but when this team hits full strength there will be no stopping them. 

The depth and potential TPD has acquired is astounding. Sure he does it every season, but this year looks even more potent considering who they just traded for. CMC is now on TPD. There is uncertainty with CMC, which is what led to the reasonable cost to get him. TPD was the guy to take the swim. If he gets anything out of CMC it will be gravy, and it will take his roster to another level. 

TPD now has both stars and depth at every position. Murray gets the nod with Jalen on bye. The stack with Harrison should pay off immediately. Jefferson has a tough match-up but will dominate anyway. Gibbs is on bye, forcing Stevenson into the starting lineup for a week. Reed will beast in TPD's flex, while Otton will become yet another free agent pickup in a long line of TPD moves to pay off. 

The lineup is lessened this week but it won't matter. The NASTY is enraged. The time is now to go on a run. The future is set and his destiny awaits. It was once so fragile you could only whisper it. Anything more than a whisper and it would vanish. 

Player Profile: Kyler Murray
Murray has a tough match-up, but he is determined to bounce back. He can't be held down forever, and he will show why TPD traded for him. Hurts to Brown, or Murray to Harrison, either stack is gold. This week the gold will come from Zona's dynamic duo. So NASTY from Dynasty.