Thursday, November 30, 2023

Week 13 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity


Date: December 3, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Tape Measure Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Dak Prescott
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR: Calvin Ridley
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
TE: Jake Ferguson
FLEX: Devin Singletary
K: Cameron Dicker
DEF: Jacksonville

TPD has won six in a row. He is (9-3) and in 2nd place. One more win would secure him a playoff spot. It has been a special season. TPD is back to doing TPD things. He says it often, he is always grateful for late season meaningful MFFL games. There is nothing like it. He has set himself up for just that sort of joy this season. The team, even with injuries mounting, is ready for all. 

Dak in all likelihood will start on Thursday for TPD, but Tua has a great match-up. Both QBs rank as elite plays this week either way. Dak has been unbelievable, and TPD will ride that hot hand. Chase and Jefferson may both be on the bench this week. Two elite talents hope to lead this franchise to glory in the weeks to come, but not right yet. Sun God and Ridley will do just fine. Both have been playing great. Taylor is out at RB, but TPD still has horses in the stable. The two stud rookies will once again lead this backfield with dynamic explosiveness. Singletary has played well for TPD for weeks, and once again gets a huge chance to shine. Ferguson enters as a bye week replacement. TPD has been pulling all the right strings this year. His gameday managing, trading, and Waivers have all been elite. Confidence is high that he can lead this team to great things. 

Always confident is the NASTY. It has roared for six straight weeks, smashing everything in its path. This peaking NASTY nature is a sight to behold. Look for it to enforce its will once again come Sunday, or perhaps even earlier with a few players going on Thursday. 

Player Profile: Devin Singletary
Seemingly always underrated, Singletary looks to have taken over the Houston backfield. Even with Pierce back last week, Singletary vastly out snapped him. TPD has seen what Singletary can do in the flesh. Singletary orchestrated an upset win over TPD in the 2021 Championship. He now gets a chance to beast for TPD. Let it all fly!

Thursday, November 23, 2023

Week 12 Press release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop


Date: November 23, 2023
Time: 12:30pm
Place: The Hen Den

Starting Lineup:
QB: Dak Prescott
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
RB: Jonathan Taylor
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
TE: Dalton Kincaid
FLEX: Justin Jefferson
K: Cameron Dicker
DEF: Tennessee

TPD is back. This season has felt like so many before it, with TPD dominating week in and week out. Last week they put up the most points in the league. They continue to lead the league in points scored, and have now won 5 straight games. The quality and depth that they have acquired this season is truly remarkable. Even after losing Andrews to a season ending injury, and Chase being hurt by Burrow's injury, this lineup is still perhaps the most formidable. We said it last week, this team is built for the long haul, and they proved it a week ago. Welcome to Thanksgiving week. TPD is always grateful to play late season meaningful games. There is simply nothing better. 

Dak headlines a lot of players playing on Thanksgiving for TPD. He will show out. He has been the best QB in the league for over a month, and that wont stop on this a day of days. TPD anxiously awaits JJ's return, but that may not be this week. No matter no matter. TPD's WRs will showout regardless. Wha other team can spot start Ridley, like TPD did a week ago, and have that player explode for over 30 points? The RB room is also incredibly deep. Gibbs has been unbelievable. It may force Robinson to the bench in a tough match-up. Kincaid finally takes over as TPD's starting TE, after Andrew's injury. It has been a long time coming, he earned it. This lineup is ready to feast. 

Always feasting especially on Thanksgiving is the NASTY. When Coop asked for someone to pass the mashed potatoes, he'll be horrified when what he see slid to him being a giant bowl of NASTY. It is a Thanksgiving tradition. Eat up!

Player Profile: Dak Prescott
Dak's day is today. He has been one of TPD's best long term free agent acquisitions in a long time. Hey may play his way into an MVP. This week especially, he will put TPD on is back, and carry him to victory. What a day it will be. A grateful NASTY day. 

Thursday, November 16, 2023

Week 11 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs The Dingos Ate Your Babies


Date: November 19, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
RB: Jahmyr Gibbs
RB: Devin Singletary
TE: Mark Andrews
FLEX: Amon-Ra St. Brown
K: Cameron Dicker
DEF: Washington

TPD is on a roll. He is now (7-3), in 2nd place, and has scored the most points in the league. Week 10 was a 179 point explosion. The lineup is simply terrifying. Depth and quality reside at every position. And oh by the way, JJ may be back this week. The three headed monster at WR is nothing new for TPD, but dear god, JJ, Chase, and St. Brown....wow. TPD also made some savvy waiver wire RB additions this week. The lineup is ready. Last week proved that. 

Tua is back from bye, but with how well Dak is playing, it is not a slam dunk that he will get the start. Dak has been a bomb free agent acquisition for TPD. JJ hopes to return to led TPD's WR core to the promise land, but if he doesn't return, Chase and Brown will obviously make due. Both Taylor and Bijan are on bye, but TPD just picked up league winning potential at the RB position this week, snagging both Singletary and Chandler. TPD will survive one week without them. Both Andrews and Kincaid have been great. Kincaid could sneak into TPD's flex this week, but Andrews will start at TE due to his great match-up. TPD is built for the long haul. They are ready for whatever is thrown at them. 

Always catching what is thrown at them is the NASTY. It gobbled up two road victories, and now heads home for some sweet home cooking. The Field House has been rocking this year, and Sunday will be no different. It may be a week before Thanksgiving, but The NASTY will feast none the less. 

Player Profile: Jahmyr Gibbs
Gibbs has been unbelievable. TPD acquired him in the same trade in which they got Chase back. Chase overshadowed Gibbs at the time, but no longer. This rookie sensation has proven why the Lions coveted him in the draft. He is fast and powerful, and he can catch! Gibbs, along with Bijan, will show everyone what two rookie sensation running backs can do late in the season of their rookie years. It is a strategy that has helped TPD to a title before, aka Christian McCaffrey, and they will do so again this season. Just be you Gibbs. TPD believed in you, and the results are nuclear. 

Thursday, November 9, 2023

Week 10 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca


Date: November 12, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Busch Field

Starting Lineup:
QB: Dak Prescott
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown
RB: Jonathan Taylor
RB: Bijan Robinson
TE: Mark Andrews
FLEX: Jahmyr Gibbs
K: Cameron Dicker
DEF: Las Vegas

TPD has won three straight. He is now 2nd in the standings, and 2nd in points scored. It has been a true bounce back season, after last year's debacle. Last week was a big win, considering the byes and injuries he was dealing with. Soon this team will be healthy, and when they are, none will survive. TPD has been managing the hell out of this season. His free agent pickups have been big. Guys like Dak, Kincaid, Davis, and Rice, have all proven that they will step up when called upon for TPD's starting lineup. He has also made the right calls while streaming defenses. Only two defensive starts all year have scored below 10 points, with three others scoring over 20. TPD is using all of his skill and experience to get back to the top. 

The lineup this week is starting to get closer to full potential, but not right yet. Dak has been on fire. TPD hopes it continues as he now needs to start him this week. Chase appears to be hurt, which might force Ridley into TPD's starting lineup. Brown is back from bye, and ready to beast per usual. Taylor has been looking more like himself, while Bijan continues to be hurt by the worst coach in the NFL at the moment. Gibbs is back from bye, but will have to prove he can produce alongside Montgomery. TPD rightfully started Kincaid in his FLEX last week, and it paid off big time. Kincaid could sneak his way into the lineup again, as he is balling out. Andrews is just too good for Kincaid to supplant him. JJ is likely out this week, but TPD will leave the light on for him. It is a lineup built for one purpose, to destroy the likes of MFFL men. 

Always destroying in the NASTY. It has peaked three straight weeks, and is hungry for more. Nothing can stop it. All that stand in its way feel its wrath. If you got beef, it brings the ruckus, TPD ain't no one to mess with. It is memory precious and pure. 

Player Profile: Jonathan Taylor
Taylor looks back. He is looking like the player that was a part of that epic 2021 TPD team. The player that was then drafted #1 overall in fantasy the following season. He has quickly emerged as TPD's RB #1, and the results are better than TPD could have expected. He belongs with this franchise, they are one. He has never played better than when he dawns the TPD colors. You have the full support of TPD nation JT. It is time to peak. 

Friday, November 3, 2023

Week 9 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs The Real McCoy


Date: November 5, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Jerry World

Starting Lineup: 
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
WR: Demario Douglas
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Jonathan Taylor
TE: Mark Andrews
FLEX: Dalton Kincaid
K: Blake Grupe
DEF: Las Vegas

TPD won again last week. The home cooking has been unbelievable this year. He sits second in points and 4th in the standings. This week presents bye week challenges, but also presents opportunities for others to shine. TPD may begin to take his full form a week from now, but that not right yet. This week beckons, and TPD will answer the call, with some slick managerial maneuverings. 

Tua continues to beast. A Sunday morning game in Germany against the Chiefs? Fo-get about it. Chase smashed last week after being dubbed the player profile. Look for a massive 2nd half from him. Demario Douglas may have just become the Pats #1 WR. More on that later. Bijan and Taylor are playing well, but need more carries. It starts this week. Andrews and Kincaid are officially the best one two punch at TE in the league. They are both in the lineup for this week. TPD is ready for the 2nd half of MFFL ball. The lineup is stacked and deep. 

Always stacked and deep is the NASTY. It's been peaking all year, and now travels for a mega showdown. It will carry TPD to victory, in a peaking fashion. You haven't even become to see it peak. 

Player Profile: Demario Douglas
Douglas has wheels, and now he has targets. Injuries have forced him into a prominent slot WR role for the Patriots. It is a role that has led to superstars in fantasy football. Douglas' 2nd half to the season will remind others of TPD's previous unheralded WRs of yesteryears leading him to championships. Guys like Goodwin and Slayton. TPD starts players no other franchise would even dare pick up in free agency, and when he does, they explode. Douglas is set to show once again why TPD is who he is. Demario, your time has come.