Thursday, October 26, 2023

Week 8 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Chicken Noodle Coop


Date: October 29, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Ja'Marr Chase
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Jonathan Taylor
TE: Mark Andrews
FLEX: Jahmyr Gibbs
K: Jason Sanders
DEF: Seattle

TPD won last week, even with a player getting zero and another player getting 1 point. It wasn't as if they scored a low point total. TPD still managed to score over 120 even with the poor circumstance. In fact, TPD has scored below 120 just once this season. He currently sits 2nd in total points. Obviously he still has the league's toughest schedule, no shock there. He is battling every week, and his lineup is getting better by the day. 

Tua had a down week, but will bounce back at home. TPD is very pleased with how Cousins has been playing, even without Jefferson. Once JJ gets back, Kirk will likely visit TPD's starting lineup for good match-ups. Chase is back. TPD traded for him, and then traded him, before he even played a down for the team. That changes this week. St. Brown has been amazing. Once JJ is healthy, St. Brown becomes the best FLEX in the entire league. The RBs carried TPD to victory a week ago. Both Taylor and Gibbs were great, and either one of them could have been the player profile this week. Taylor looked like his old self a week ago. That is a scary development for other league members. Andrews made a strong impression in his first game with TPD. Kincaid will now step up for Buffalo in the absence of Knox, and TPD desperately wants to start him. It would have to be in his flex though. Decisions, decisions. TPD is hoping to see more out of Ridley, and he feels he will in the latter half of the season. The lineup continues to beast, even without JJ. Once JJ is back, OMG once JJ is back. 

Always back is a peaking NASTY. It roared last week, and continues to show its dominance. It won't be long before the NASTY has the most points in the league, and the best record. Home cooking always goes down smooth. The Field House will be rocking on Sunday. 

Player Profile: Ja'Marr Chase
Chase was off to a slow start. Burrow was hurt. TPD traded him for Bijan and A.J. Brown, which is still a good deal. But getting him back, while guys like Amon-Ra, Bijan, and JJ are still on the roster, is a crazy scenario. Chase has come into form, and he won't leave TPD's roster again this season. You were great for TPD last season, in fact, perhaps the only good thing to take away from last year. Bring the momentum, the peaking NASTY rides with you. Chase away all fears J. 

Thursday, October 19, 2023

Week 7 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo


Date: October 22, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Amon-Ra St. Brown
WR: Calvin Ridley
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Jonathan Taylor
TE: Mark Andrews
FLEX: Jamyr Gibbs
K: Jason Sanders
DEF: Seattle

TPD's bad luck continues. There isn't much to say. Teams blow up against him every week. This week's focus is on the PSU vs OSU game. 

Player profile: Amon-Ra St. Brown
Sun God was a beast for TPD last week, when TPD acquired him on Friday. TPD also traded for Ja'Marr Chase this week. Once Jefferson gets healthy, this team will smash. Do your thing Sun God. 

Thursday, October 12, 2023

Week 6 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity


Date: October 15, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Jaylen Waddle
WR: Calvin Ridley
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Josh Jacobs
TE: Jake Ferguson
FLEX: Chris Olave
K: Evan McPherson
DEF: Kansas City

TPD remained unbeaten at home this season, winning in week 5. He won the battle, but what about the war? He must deal with life after JJ's injury. It is a devastating blow, but no team is more prepared than this. He continues to make moves, and now supports the best depth in the league. He is investing in young talented players, who have yet to fully take off. Some are back on the roster after being traded earlier in the year. TPD will grind from here on out. Last week was the beginning, and this week is a continuance. 

Tua has been so good as of late, they haven't needed him to score touchdowns. Hopefully this week they are less efficient, and he finds Waddle for another TD. Ridley joins the fray, a player TPD has had his eye on since the offseason. Olave missed TPD, and TPD missed him. Now being back, he'll start playing like he did to start the season. The depth at RB is insane. Robinson, Jacobs, Taylor, Swift. TPD can play the match-ups each week, and bye weeks at RB shouldn't be a concern. Ferguson finally gets his shot in TPDs starting lineup, while TPD will be hoping for Kansas City to set the tone early on Thursday night. It is rivalry week, and TPD is ready to feast. 

Always feasting is the NASTY. It has yet to be quelled at home this season, and week 6 will be no different. The peaking nature of this NASTY reminds us of when TPD added THE to his name. That season was a grind until the very end. But TPD got better every week, in route to a championship. The first of many. This season will unfold just like 2016 did. But this time, the peaking will be stated. 

Player Profile: Calvin Ridley
Ridley has been hot and cold so far this season. That ends now. The Jags offense looked great last week, and they are ready to turn a corner, with Ridley being the center piece. Players love playing for TPD. Welcome to your new home Ridley. May your stay here be of the peaking nasty variety. Let's do this.

Thursday, October 5, 2023

Week 5 Press Release

 The Peaking Dynasty vs Rader Flashing TDs


Date: October 8, 2023
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Tua Tagovailoa
WR: Justin Jefferson
WR: A.J. Brown
RB: Bijan Robinson
RB: Josh Jacobs
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Jaylen Waddle
K: Riley Patterson
DEF: Miami

TPD has the most points in the league. Yet he is (2-2). He scored the 2nd most points last week and lost. Any of this sound familiar? It should. This hell is what TPD experienced all of last season. The fantasy gods will not give it a rest. No one is laughing anymore. The time for messing around is over. TPD's season turns towards the horizon now. A spark has been lit. TPD's week four opponent conceded to him not even halfway through the 1:00pm games. The opponent went on to score 189 points. It is an utter disgrace. A slap in the face, that TPD cannot stand. Moments like this have happened before, and every aftermath has seen TPD rampage and take names. You have awoken the beast. There will be nothing left of the league for anyone to mourn. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. No one cheats, mocks, or disrespects this franchise, and gets away with it. The winds have changed.

TPD traded Diggs, which hurt. But what he got in return makes his lineup that much more potent. He welcomes Josh Jacobs to the fold, making his RB core the best in the entire league. Jonathan Taylor can rest easy knowing he has time to work up to speed. Bijan is just itching for an explosion. TPD welcomes back Waddle, a player who has yet to reach his potential. This is good, for Waddle will peak when most necessary. Tua finally gets a start for TPD, and the match-up could not be juicier. JJ and A.J. will do their thing, per usual. Waller and Ferguson are competing for the starting TE spot. It is anyones game. Over the course of the first 4 games, TPD stands at the top of points scored. The record will soon reflect his dominance. 

Always dominating in the peaking DYNASTY. It soared last week, but once again was held back by circumstances out of its control. Coming back home to the field house is just what it wants. The peaking decimation will send chills down the spines of all. Its an October Halloween special. A horror is about in ensue. 

Player Profile: Josh Jacobs
Jacobs was a critical add to this roster. TPD was top heavy. Now they are complete. The rest of the lineup will take shape over time, but TPD can rest easy. For Jacobs knows what to do. He is ready to explode in his first game dawning TPD colors. RB is weak this year, and TPD now has potentially three top 5 RBs. Buckle up. Jacobs will show everyone what is about to unfold. A NASTY peacocking. Strut your stuff Jacobs.