Wednesday, September 23, 2020

Week 3 Press Release

 The Perpetual Dynasty vs The Glorious Morgans

Date: September 27, 2020
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Glorious Day Park

Starting Lineup:
QB: Cam Newton
WR: Tyreek Hill
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Josh Jacobs
RB: Jame Robinson
TE: Evan Engram
FLEX: A.J. Brown
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Arizona

TPD blew it last week. He benched Cam Newton and lost his match-up by two points. It was a terrible mistake and one that may cost him in the weeks to come. He is not use to such terrible gameday managing, but rest assured he will get it fixed. He is now motivated and educated to never allow something like that to happen again this season. This week presents multiple challenges as many on the roster are injured and the match-ups look brutal. 

If he is to win this week, star players will have to shine. Newton, Hill, and Jacobs will have to keep doing their thing. Robinson continues to impress after another huge game last week, and now gets showcased on Thursday Night against a bad Miami team. Thursday may be his official 2020 coming out party. Adams and Brown are hurt and may not play. Hunt may man the flex after torching TPD last week, a theme throughout Hunt's career. If you can't beat em, join em, welcome to the squad, for however long it lasts. Engram bounced back last week but is still looking for his signature huge performance. Given the match-ups and uncertainty, TPD's roster may look different come Sunday. 

Always looking the part is the NASTY from Dynasty. Last week it was hamstrung by the manager himself, even though it was primed for a victory scream. This week it will let loose its pent up energy. Those poor people. 

Player Profile: Evan Engram
TPD has been nailing his player profile to start the year. This week will be no different with Engram smashing on Sunday. With Barkley and Shepard hurt, look for him to explode onto the scene, and have his best game to date on this young season. That's a T.E. NASTY!

Friday, September 18, 2020

Week 2 Press Release

                                                                              

                                                    The Perpetual Dynasty vs Baker's Chubbin'

Date: September 20, 2020
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Nationwide Pavillion

                                                                   Starting Lineup:                                                                       QB: Cam Newton
WR: Tyreek Hill
    WR: Davante Adams
RB: Josh Jacobs
RB: James Robinson
TE: Evan Engram
FLEX: Tyler Lockett
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Arizona 

TPD blasted through the gates in week 1, scoring the most points in the league with 167. It was a dominate effort from the league's most dominate team. Adams and Jacobs combined for a ridiculous 80 points on Sunday. Newton showed his skill and potential in his new offense, fulfilling the prophecy as TPD's player profile. His spot start defense did exactly what he envisioned, and now TPD has a massive target on his back entering week 2, but that is nothing new for this franchise. 

TPD was scrambling this week to acquire a serviceable starting RB2, after multiple injuries a week ago. He feels he accomplished his quest by acquiring James Robinson via trade. Robinson is an undrafted rookie, but dominated back field work for a surprisingly competitive Jacksonville squad last week. It is not often a team is able to trade for a feature back, but TPD may have struck the deal before Robinson's value exploded through the roof. Newton is the presumed starter, but TPD has a sneaky suspicion Jones will play well again on Sunday. It could come down to a game time decision. Hill, Adams, and Lockett remain elite plays at their positions, each of them having a chance for a blow up this week. Jacobs balled out last week and now plays his first game in Vegas on Monday Night Football, a spot he is sure to excel in. Engram disappointed in week 1, but figures to bounce back in a big way on Sunday. Perhaps the most unsung strength of TPD's roster is his potential star power at RB lurking on his bench. Mattison and Edmonds are the best handcuffs in the league, but also offer weekly production were TPD to be in a bind. The inevitable injuries to the starters ahead of them will pave the way for firepower to enter TPD's lineup just when he needs it. Patience will be the key, as well as more active moves in the weeks to come. TPD knows how to handle a roster such as this. 

The NASTY knows how to handle all situations, and last week it man handled their opponent. What a way to open the gates of TPD Field House in 2020. This week the NASTY heads on the round for their first visitor appearance of the young season. It rides a wave of gnarly sludge filled toxicity. It will dissolve the very foundations on which the match is played. Acid laden NASTY!

Player Profile: James Robinson
TPD had many big named players to choose from for this week's profile, but it is the unsung hero that dawns this week's colors. It is a daring move from TPD, but one that will pay big dividends. Robinson is the lead back in Jacksonville, and he proved last week he has skill to match. TPD rode the unquestioned Jacksonville lead back last year to great heights, and he will do so again this season. Robinson is about to explode onto the scene, and stake a claim in TPD's starting lineup for the long haul. Coming out party NASTY!

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Week 1 Press release 2020

The Perpetual Dynasty vs GrabbingThemTDs

Date: September 13, 2020 
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Cam Newton
WR: Tyreek Hill
WR: Davante Adams
RB: Josh Jacobs
RB: Le'Veon Bell
TE: Evan Engram
FLEX: Tyler Lockett
K: Justin Tucker
DEF: Los Angeles (C)

Through the fog. The long burdensome summer is over. Football is back. In a year with so much uncertainty, TPD is going to appreciate every moment. He already holds reverence and nostalgia dear to his heart, but this year is going to be unlike any other. He prophesied last season that his reign of dominance would continue, and it did, as he amassed a (12-2) record, further cementing his greatness. He prophesied that the would be challengers of recent years would fade first, and they did. For no matter how much success, acclaim, or dominance he amasses, there is no one who can match his dedication and hunger. That is why he will forever be dominate and forever reign supreme. And now, entering 2020, he makes confident claims once more. No one will be more suited than TPD for a season such as this. It will shine out the clearer his skill and aptitude. Who else could be more ready for the wild and active such as this?, no one. 

This may be one of TPD's better starting lineups entering week 1 in some time. He is not a stranger to slow starts to a season, due to going WR heavy in drafts, though each of the last two years he has gotten off to hot starts. He may be able to keep the hot start momentum with this lineup, featuring the usual elite WRs, but this time with a much better starting RB staff. Jacobs steps in as TPD's unquestioned #1. He has been hyped all offseason, and showed last year his elite potential. Hill and Adams are unquestionably two of the top three best fantasy WRs in the league, and he has them both locked down before the season even starts, after a mega trade for Adams the night of the draft. The RBs will continue to reshape behind Jacobs, but Bell, Akers, Edmonds, Thompson, and Lindsay give him flexibility he rarely has to start a season. He is going in hard on Daniel Jones, but getting the week one nod will be Cam newton, who is on a new team with an incredible week 1 match-up. Even Engram is a stud when healthy, TPD hopes his health holds throughout the season. Lockett is the best player in anyone's flex to start the season. He traded for Tucker, along with Bell and Lockett; and after a season in which the Ravens had unprecedented efficiency in the red zone, expect Tucker to regain the top K spot in the NFL. It is an explosive lineup with only one thing on its mind, dominate. If history is any indication, the lineup is only bound to get better. What a scary thought for thus looking on in awe. 

The NASTY is always good under any circumstance. It always steps up for the biggest of occasions. Look for it to consume all on Sunday. After months of laying dormant this off season it is ready to feast. The NASTY from Dynasty is now and forever, the fuel of each TPD season. Show your NASTY side. 

Player Profile: Cam Newton
Get ready to witness a rebirth. This tale has been told so many times before. A player, thought to be a has been, goes to New England and is reborn. Now take into account the remaining skill left in Newton, and extrapolate the rebirth success by a dozen. Newton is going to feast this year. He and the organization have so much to prove. If he can remain healthy, there is no telling how good he could be. Week 1 will show everyone how truly wrong they have been in evaluating him. Akin to the 7 TD performance Peyton Manning laid at the feet of TDs in week 1 of 2013, Newton is going to go berserk on Sunday. Bear witness to a most extreme display of NASTYness. Unholy NASTY Baby!