Week 4 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: September 29, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Davante Adams
RB: David Johnson
RB: Leonard Fournette
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: David Montgomery
K: Brett Maher
DEF: Pittsburgh

What a furious week. After securing their 2nd win of the season, and in preparation for their mega match-up this week, TPD sold multiple assets to acquire two 1st round picks from this year's MFFL draft. David Johnson and Davante Adams have underperformed slightly to start this season, but buying low on them is a move TPD was all too happy to make. They are due. The squad is now a freak show of talent, with three picks out of the first eight gracing the starting lineup. Stop me if you've heard this before. TPD is doing TPD things and the time is now for his ascension.

Last week was a big rebound week for TPD. Waller had a ridiculous 13 catches and continues to prove his value as a top tier TE and one of the best FA pickups of this season so far. Watson predictably exploded back onto the scene after a down week. Looking ahead to this week the lineup is all but set. TPD is still deciding on who to start at flex but the odds on favorite is David Montgomery, who has clearly taken over the lead back role in Chicago. Watson and Hopkins return home in a potential blow up spot against an average Panthers defense. Fournette has a difficult task on the road at Denver but he is another player due for a big performance. Waller will look to secure his first TD of the season. TPD is grins any time he gets a chance to plug in the Steelers defense into the starting lineup, especially in a night game against a poor primetime performer Andy Dalton. Finishing off the lineup is the star editions of DJ and Adams. The firepower now at TPD's disposal is akin to many TPD's of the past. It is the firepower necessary to accomplish the goals this franchise sets every season. He knows what it takes to win, and come Sunday those understandings will be revealed.

Always revealing an explosion of understanding is the NASTY taken from dynasty. It eats beyond its heart's content. Adding Adams and Johnson to the NASTY's fuel will produce a cataclysmic result. The NASTY comes for all and all know the score. For what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. For a mans reach should exceed his grasp.

Player Profile: Davante Adams
Welcome aboard ye pirate of plunder. Adams is a straight OG and a coveted member of this franchise long before he dawned the TPD colors. His earth shattering potential will be the haymaker for this team each week. There is nothing to say, his presence speaks for itself. Thursday nights have long been hard on TPD, but in recent years they have also been the sign and catalyst for the coming tides, with TPD changing seasons fortunes in marvelous ways on Thursday Nights. This Thursday Night will signal once more to all what is about to happen; a wave of pure unadulterated force. NASTY up Adams, and send a shiver down the spine of all those who witness. This is TPD. So NASTY.

Week 3 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Baker's Chubbin'

Date: September 22, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Amari Cooper
RB: Leonard Fournette
RB: Chris Carson
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Tyler Boyd
K: Brett Maher
DEF: Green Bay

TPD lost by 3 points last week but he scored only 98 points. It is the first time TPD has not scored at least 120 since week 12 of the 2017 season. Such a disappointing effort was never going to sit well with him, and he quickly made moves in an attempt to improve his team and send a message to the rest of his guys.

Many new faces will join the TPD starting lineup this week, most notably at RB. He traded for Fournette and Carson as both are playing at high levels to start this season. Both are more featured parts of their offenses than the players TPD had previously. Keeping Montgomery as his #3 RB was a key. He has high hopes for Montgomery the rest of the way. Tyler Boyd enters the fold at FLEX. He will have to play well in order to keep his spot, many quality players behind him are jockeying for playing time. TPD needs a bounce back week from both Watson and Hopkins. Darren Waller continued to produce at the TE spot, a welcomed sign for a typically TE struggling team. All and all TPD took some risks but increased his overall upside. It is time to step up and play like TPD players do. The surge is on it's way, it's just a matter of time.

Always surging is the NASTY. It had a layover last week and struggled to make it to their next flight. But the issues have been resolved and the NASTY is flying home to TPD Field House to drop the hammer on their would be combatant. Taking on an angry NASTY after having to deal with airport processing is a task none would welcome and none will succeed. It will unleash it's jet lagged fury!

Player Profile: Amari Cooper
It seems too obvious to put Cooper in this spot considering his match-up this week but has to be done. Cooper has cemented himself as a WR1 in fantasy based on his surging offense and his increased role as the bonafided go to target. He's yet to disappoint this season and is primed for a big year and a big week. Come Sunday, Cooper will display the raw NASTYness ability that allows him dominate every time on the field. Scoop to the hoop Coop! Oh MY NASTY!

Week 2 Press Release

The Perpetual Dynasty vs GrabbingThemTDs

Date: September 15, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: Tight Grip Palace

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Amari Cooper
RB: Kerryon Johnson
RB: Marlon Mack
TE: Darren Waller
FLEX: Tyler Lockett
K: Brett Maher
DEF: Denver

Last week started off extremely slow with multiple big named TPD players doing next to nothing all day Sunday. Everything changed on Monday Night when Watson and Hopkins put on a show. They tore it up combining for 65 points, cementing a TPD comeback. TPD has made night game comebacks somewhat of a theme as many of his biggest wins have come in such fashion. In the end TPD started the season off with a bang scoring the 4th most points of the week. The first win of the year is in the books and he now prepares for his first divisional match-up of the young season. TPD wants to get back to winning the East, something he has not done in each of the last two seasons. That quest begins in week 2.

The starting lineup predictably took on some major chances in preparation for week 2. TPD shipped off 5 players in one trade, but brought back multiple potential fire pieces in their place. Cooper immediately ascends to the #2 WR spot. His potential this season is off the charts in the revamped Dallas offense under Kellen Moore. TPD may have bought him before his value skyrocketed even further, which may have made him unattainable via trade. Montgomery and Green are not yet startable but will have unreal potential as the season progresses. Green's record goes without saying, while Montgomery looked like the best Chicago back last week and is destined to receive more work moving forward. Darren Waller was a high prized free agent pickup by TPD last week. He may instantly take over the starting TE spot as OJ Howard has struggled out of the gate. Waller's skill set makes him a focal point of an offense that loves to feature TEs and adding all of the pieces together  makes him an early favorite to become one of the most influential free agent pickups of the season. TPD is accustomed to such moves, he acquired James Conner last season for next to nothing even before the Bell news hit. After horrible performances by TPD's kicker and defense last week, newcomers will take the field for week 2 hoping for better results.

The rest of the starting lineup remains intact with Watson, Hopkins, and Mack looking to carry over dominating performances into week 2, while Johnson and Lockett will look to meet their loft expectations from the offseason after week 1 duds. Always carrying lofty expectations is TPD's NASTY from Dynasty. It roared in week 1 in defiant comeback fashion, one of its favorite forms. Heading on the road in a week 2 divisional game, the NASTY will continue its never ending pursuit to fulfill its insatiable desires. Real freakin NASTY.

Player Profile: Darren Waller
Waller was a centerpiece of this season's Hard Knocks and for good reason. His athletic ability matched with his opportunity make him a deadly force each and every week. He simply plays like a WR, and on a team in desperate need of them he fits the bill perfectly. Expect an even NASTYer performance than his strong week 1 showing. It is his time to shine. Glare your NASTY DW.

Week 1 Press Release (2019)

The Perpetual Dynasty vs Imposing Monstrosity

Date: September 8, 2019
Time: 1:00pm
Place: TPD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Deshaun Watson
WR: DeAndre Hopkins
WR: Tyler Lockett
RB: Kerryon Johnson
RB: Josh Jacobs
TE: O.J. Howard
FLEX: Marlon Mack
K: Jason Myers
DEF: Philadelphia

"A man's reach should exceed his grasp."

TPD's reach, his visualization of golden championship achievement, indeed exceeded his grasp. Hours built in multiple months of off-season dedication reflect his ever extending reach. To grasp hold of one's purposeful reach is to stretch a hand across the threshold of the heavens. The resulting embrace around glory filled starlight, courses through an embattled dreamer like an explosion of pure blissful peace. But the reach ever extends. Unrelenting in its imagination and quest to reveal a heaveness understanding, made possible by an understanding of reverence and nostalgia, not taken for granted or blindly cast aside. It allows for the continued climb and exploration never ending. TPD is back for 2019, dreaming of what his reach could possibly grasp once more.

TPD's quest embarks on goals without precedent, a 4th street to walk beyond even a 3peat. Such accomplishment previously never thought possible, but his hard work and dedication has finally paid off after years of heartbreak. It was foretold that TPD was learning and improving from all his failures, and such claims are now validated and will continue. For who would falter first? TPD's knowledge displayed specifically in the playoffs, where is managerial skill and creativity has risen above the rest, capturing three straight championships. The last thing TPD wants to relinquish is his claim upon the peak of the mountain. His passion, drive, and determination are ever compounded and cast in stone, etched with golden starlight.

The lineup to start the season is different than years past. TPD achievements do not dwindle the need for attacking shortcomings. QB and TE were revolving door starting spots for TPD a season ago, he even survived a putrid TE performance in the championship game. TPD took no chances on either position in this years draft. Nothing is assured, but the selections of Deshaun Watson and O.J. Howard were made with the hopes of both being cornerstone contributors from day one for this team. DeAndre Hopkins was deservedly taken as the 1st WR off the board, and he just needs to nuke as Nuke does. Aside from those studs almost the entire rest of the lineup has been formed from post draft acquisitions. TPD has made an unprecedented 6 trades following the draft, before the season has begun. With such ferocious activity the entire team has evolved. He boasts one of the deepest WR cores to ever take shape before the start of the season. Nuke, Lockett, Ridley, Moore, Shepard, and Crowder give TPD extreme roster flexibility and creativity. Perhaps even more important though is TPD's early season RB room. For the first time since 2012, TPD will enter a season with RBs other teams around the league would be happy to start. Johnson, Jacobs, and Mack are young studs with much to prove and unbelievable potential. It is a scary thought knowing what TPD could do with such depth and potential on his roster this early in the season.

The lineup this week features some difficult spots, but massive potential for blowup performances as well. Watson and Nuke make an awesome partnership of fantasy destruction on Monday Night football down in the big easy. Lockett, Johnson, and Howard look to exploit beatable match-ups, while Jacobs and Mack square off against worthy adversaries. The flex position remains in flux, as Moore, Mack, and Ridley, all have a realistic chance at starting in the final spot. TPD is excited about the big leg of Jason Myers, on a team ready to give him plenty of opportunities to strike boot to leather. Philadelphia will garner a spot start against a team seemingly devoid of offensive talent in the form of Washington. It is a lineup built for one devastating and glorious purpose.

The NASTY purpose remains static. It devours outright and encompasses all in a gooey constriction of radioactive nastiness. It is the force that carries TPD to such magnificent heights. Raising the banner of a 3peat at TPD Field House on Sunday will ignite a flame of devastation in the NASTY's core, strong enough to consume any and all that dare oppose such an unstoppable force. The NASTY from Dynasty will rise again, for what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger. You down with TPD? Ya you know me. For a mans reach should exceed his grasp. Time to kick off 2019, TPD style.

Player Profile: Kerryon Johnson
Last season's week 1 profile showcased a RB with rich opportunity and potential in James Conner. The rest as they say is history. This season brings about a new possible leader of the RB room in Kerryon Johnson. The lions are a team built to run the football, behind an improving offensive line. His ability to break tackles, create big plays, and catch the ball out of the backfield make him one hell of an underrated RB1. His sky high potential will be on full display against one of the league's worst run defenses. Look for him to do it all on Sunday and lay down one terrifying NASTY performance. Show your NASTY Scary Kerry.