Thursday, November 26, 2015

Week 12 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco (RW #2)

Date: November 29, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: PD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Demaryius Thomas
RB: Latavius Murray
RB: Alfred Blue
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: Alshon Jeffery
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Cleveland

PD withstood a final push from TD's last week to secure his 4th win in his last 6 games. While the playoffs are still a long-shot, PD has not wavered once, leading to an average of 151 ppg in his last six. PD has benched stars this year(Brown, Jeffery, Lynch) and made consistently strong defensive pick ups each week, leading to what many believe is PD's best managerial season, even with his poor place in the standings. What hasn't helped PD all season is his brutal schedule, PD currently holds the league's toughest schedule. This week offers another opportunity for a team to play great against PD when Loco comes to PD Field House. Loco's team is better than his record, and everyone seemingly plays well against PD. PD has also quietly been hurt by major injuries. Luck, Foster, Lynch, and sometimes Jeffery have been huge losses for this team. Even with all that PD has never given up and finds himself in a huge game come Thanksgiving weekend. When Loco asked for a family member to pass the green beans, don't be surprised by the look on his face when he is delivered a massive bowl of NASTY. PD will try to keep whipping up those NASTY performances for members around the league.

Player Profile: Cleveland Defense
The last time PD started Cleveland they got 4 points in a huge loss against the Morgans. PD scored 147 but it was not enough. This time around PD calls upon the Browns on Monday night football, with a chance to redeem themselves on the big stage. Look for Believeland to transform into NASTY city come Monday Night. I believe.

Friday, November 20, 2015

Week 11 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs ShowMeYourTDs

Date: November 22, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: PD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Alshon Jeffery
WR: Demaryius Thomas
RB: Marshawn Lynch
RB: Latavius Murray
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: Jonathan Stewart
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Baltimore

Another week, another strong performance from PD. He has scored at least 137 points in every game since week 5. PD put up over 140 despite Peyton Manning getting (-8). The win kept PD alive for the playoffs for at least another week. Coming into PD Field House for week 11 will be TD's. PD is hoping to extract revenge after losing to TD's for the first time ever in week 1 of this season. TD's brings a talented team to the table, even though they have scored the fewest points in the league. PD will be monitoring his RBs b
efore kickoff as Jeremy Langford may get another start for the Bears. If that's the case, PD will put langford straight into the lineup as he has been the best fantasy RB over the last two weeks. Not having Antonio Brown for this week is a serious blow but PD is hoping other guys can step up. Its a massive week, and another chance for PD to put on a show. The NASTY quota has been oozing over the top, and PD will yet again deliver a case load to the front lawn of TD's come Sunday. Here's to hoping TD's has a good landscaper.

Player Profile: Demaryius Thomas
Insert a new QB for Denver and watch Thomas fly. Thomas has had a great season even with the weak arm of Peyton throwing to him all season. Expect Denver to take some shots down field early and often to their main weapon on the outside. Show your ridiculous skill set Demaryius, time to deliver the NASTY.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Week 10 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs The Advantageous Morgans

Date: November 15, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Advantageous Stages

Starting Lineup:
QB: Peyton Manning
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Alshon Jeffery
RB: Marshawn Lynch
RB: Latavius Murray
TE: Travis Kelce
FLEX: Demaryius Thomas
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Pittsburgh

PD's bad luck has hit an extreme level. He cannot win, even while averaging over 160 ppg over the last month. He will take the 3rd best ppg average and 3 wins into week 10 against the Morgans. PD will once again deliver the NASTY to his opponent. NASTY.

Player Profile: Marshawn Lynch
PD welcomes back the NASTIEST player in the league after signing a contract extension earlier last week. Lynch was acquired at the same time last year, leading to many NASTY Sundays together. Time to beast and show your NASTY Beastmode.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Week 9 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs La Flama Blanca

Date: November 8, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: PD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Peyton Manning
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Alshon Jeffery
RB: Jeremy Hill
RB: Jeremy Langford
TE: Zach Ertz
FLEX: Demaryius Thomas
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Atlanta

PD could not win his third game in a row last week in a heartbreaking loss to Tavon. PD's team played well but Tavon had some fortune bounces go his way. Entering Week 9 PD is in extreme straights, as the season is slipping away. PD is looking for his first home win and first divisional win of the season. His team is averaging 164 ppg over the last 3 weeks. After some bye weeks in week 9, PD will support a lineup featuring huge names like, Luck, Brown, Jeffery, Thomas, Lynch, and Kelce. This week PD will hope to get great production out of his roster, as he is facing a tough La Flama lineup. PD needs to win this game. The NASTY has been working on overload for 3 straight weeks, its time to make a months worth of NASTY product delivered to LFB headquarters. Look out the window Flama, there is a truck full of NASTY waiting for you.

Player Profile: Jeremy Langford
In steps Langford for the Bears rushing attack. Langford is a well versed RB, able to catch and run. He will hopefully take control in a match-up on Monday night against the Chargers. PD will look to Langford and Jeffery to close the door late in the match-up. Expect Langford to be a jack of all trades for Chicago. Langford's resume will soon read NASTY, under the section titled: Skills and Proficiency's.