Thursday, October 29, 2015

Week 8 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs Tavon and Only

Date: November 1, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: TO Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Peyton Manning
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Calvin Johnson
RB: Latavius Murray
RB: Jonathan Stewart
TE: Jimmy Graham
FLEX: Demaryius Thomas
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Houston

PD has made two huge statements in consecutive weeks. He beat his own single week points record of 2015 scoring 180 points against unstopa-bo in week 7, after setting the record in week 6 with 175 points. His roster stepped up in the biggest game to date. Heading into week 8 PD is looking for his first divisional win of the year. He faces a very talented Tavon team to close out a 3 game road trip. PD will have to overcome the loss of Arian Foster quickly. PD has historically gone on a win streaks around this time of the season and a win here would allow PD to work towards yet another such ride. PD's NASTY unleashing has been in dominant proportions recently. Looking for his first divisional win of the year, PD will once again try to deliver the NASTY from Dynasty right to Tavon's front door. Knock Knock Mr. Tavon.

Player Profile: Houston Defense
This defense has been one of the worst all season. But a week following one of PD's best free agent pick ups ever(PD picked up Giants D the night before week 7, and they scored 26) PD is putting another D in the spotlight before this mega match-up. Maybe PD just wanted to mention Giants D in this Press release,but look for Houston to have their best game of the year against the Titans at home.

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Week 7 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs Unstopa-Bo

Date: October 25, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Funny Bone Stadium

Starting Lineup:
QB: Andrew Luck
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Calvin Johnson
RB: Arian Foster
RB: Jonathan Stewart
TE: Jimmy Graham
FLEX: Mike Evans
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Philadelphia

A season's worth of frustration had been building for PD entering rivalry week, and PD disposed of it en route to setting the league's highest point total this season. His roster put on a show sending a message to the entire league. The message being that PD has finally awoken from his slumber and he is hungry for more. PD enters week 7 with some momentum and the hope of future success. PD has worked extremely hard to shape a roster with the potential of climbing out of this early season hole. PD's roster now features a WR core with some of the biggest names in the industry. Antonio Brown, Calvin Johnson, Alshon Jeffery, Demaryius Thomas, and Mike Evans constitute one of the deepest most talented WR groups ever assembled, at least on paper. PD's prize for all this work is cruel, as he now faces Unstopa-Bo, the most dominate team to start this season in terms of points. Even without some big named players for PD this week, he will try to take down one of the hottest teams ever at this juncture of the season. To do so PD will look to unleash the NASTY from Dynasty and fill the quota to maximum capacity.

Player Profile: Calvin Johnson
He's back. PD welcomes back one of the most decorated PD players of all time for his hugely important week 7 match-up. Megatron was traded away for a few weeks, but he is back were he belongs right in PD's starting Lineup. PD will be bringing back the Megatron dance in hopes of dancing his way to victory in week 7. Its time to unleash your NASTY Megatron. You are finally home.



Friday, October 16, 2015

Week 6 Press Release (Rivalry Week)

Perpetual Dynasty vs El Pollo Loco

Date: October 16, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: Burritoville

Starting Lineup:
QB: Andrew Luck
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Demaryius Thomas
RB: Arian Foster
RB: Charcandrick West
TE: Jimmy Graham
FLEX: Alshon Jeffery
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Philadelphia

It has been an awful season for PD. He hopes to turn it around against his rival. Nothing has gone right for PD this season. Other managers around the league are waiting for this beast to wake from his slumber, but PD fears the hibernation will continue. PD hopes players get healthy and new additions can make an immediate impact. The NASTY quota has been squashed faster than a five hour energy drink this season but PD will once again take the NASTY from dynasty and unleash it upon his opponent. This is it for PD. He has to win.

Player Profile: Charcandrick West
Ya.....That's right....Charizard. If West can produce at a high level it would help PD get a much needed win and perhaps secure a #2 RB spot moving forward. NASTY time Charizard.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Week 5 Press Release

Perpetual Dynasty vs The Real McCoy

Date: October 11, 2015
Time: 1:00PM
Place: PD Field House

Starting Lineup:
QB: Matthew Stafford
WR: Antonio Brown
WR: Alshon Jeffery
RB: Arian Foster
RB: Jeremy Hill
TE: Jimmy Graham
FLEX: Doug Martin
K: Stephen Gostkowski
DEF: Houston

PD has lost two straight games and last week he hit rock bottom. His roster failed to score a touchdown and PD still has not had a starting RB score a touchdown all season. Injuries and misfortune have been a theme for PD all season. He now faces a McCoy team with a strong lineup. PD will be without the services of Andrew Luck for the 2nd straight game and because of Luck's injury he will be benching T.Y. as well. PD continues to make trades every week, seemingly improving his lineup but the wins have not come. PD may have to wait another week before his lineup reaches its full potential, meaning he could easily start the season (1-4). Patience is a virtue many people believe will pay off for PD, but his performance on the field has been completely unacceptable. PD does not beat McCoy often but a win in week 5 could be the turning point in PD's season. The NASTY juice from Dynasty was stuck on PD's bench last week, he will try to deliver the NASTY from his starting lineup in week 5's best match-up.

Player Profile: Matthew Stafford
PD's player profiles have been performing well all season long outside of one week. This week's profile is Matthew Stafford. The Lions and Stafford have been below average to start the season but PD feels this week could be the moment they come out of hibernation. They are at home for only the second time all season and they are hungry after a devastating loss in week 4. Stafford delivering the NASTY would be a turning point in his season as well as the spark that could lead to some wins for PD. Show your NASTY side Matthew.